Big Arch at McDonald’s

Big Arch at McDonald's
Location
1001 Islington Avenue, Etobicoke 
Websitehttps://www.mcdonalds.com/ca/en-ca.html

The Big Arch is kind of a big deal for McDonald’s.  They’re making a pretty big deal about it, at least, and apparently it’s going to be rolling out internationally soon, though right now it’s limited to a few countries.

The idea was to make a bigger, “more satiating” burger, and they’ve certainly succeeded on the size front.  It’s a big boy, that’s for sure.  Just looking at it, it’s substantially heftier than your typical McDonald’s fare.

Big Arch at McDonald's

(For comparison’s sake, the Big Arch is 1065 calories, the Big Mac is 570, and the Quarter Pounder with Cheese is 530.)

The Big Arch, per the McDonald’s website: “Two quarter pound 100% Canadian beef patties, layered with three slices of white processed cheese, and topped with crispy onions, slivered onions, pickles, lettuce and delicious Big Arch sauce, served on a toasted sesame and poppy seed bun.”

Big Arch at McDonald's

I should note that I got lucky.  My burger was well assembled, and the patties were fresh and a little bit juicy (a juicy burger?  At McDonald’s??).  As always at a fast food joint, your mileage may vary.  But I really enjoyed this thing.

The element that stands out the most is the Big Arch sauce.  It’s similar to Big Mac sauce, but like five or six times zestier.  It’s got an almost citrusy brightness to it that actually does a pretty great job of cutting through the richness of the patties and the cheese.  It’s quite tasty, which is a good thing because this is a saucy burger; they put two napkins in my bag and that was just barely enough.

Big Arch at McDonald's

Everything else works quite well.  I’m normally not a fan of raw onions, but here there’s so much stuff going on that you can barely taste them.  They mostly just add crunch (and the crunchiness from the fresh onions and crispiness from the fried ones are a nice combo).

I liked this way more than I thought I would.  It McDonald’s-y in all the best ways.  I guess the idea is that this will become a permanent part of the menu, and I hope that’s the case.  It feels like it could happily live alongside McDonald’s classics like the Big Mac and the Quarter Pounder.

KD Mac & Cheese Chicken Sandwich from KFC

KD Mac & Cheese Chicken Sandwich from KFC
Location
: 3517 Dundas Street West, York
Website: https://www.kfc.ca/

I’ve gotta give it to KFC: they know exactly what I want out of a fast food joint.  If they keep pumping out carnival-style food, I’m gonna keep trying it.

I think the massive success of the Double Down might have broken something in the brains of all the KFC executives, because they’re clearly still chasing that high (the Festive Chicken Sandwich, the Gravy Lovers Sandwich, etc.), and I’m very happy to be along for the ride.

KD Mac & Cheese Chicken Sandwich from KFC

As per the KFC website, “the KD® Mac & Cheese Chicken Sandwich features our signature Chicken fillet, topped with KD macaroni noodles and creamy KD cheese sauce brought together to deliver on the ultimate Cheesy experience!”

KD Mac & Cheese Chicken Sandwich from KFC

It’s actually not bad, though calling it “the ultimate cheesy experience” might be a bit of a stretch.  I don’t know if Kraft Dinner is way more bland than I remembered or if they just didn’t put enough sauce in this particular batch, but it mostly just tasted like plain macaroni (despite having that distinctive orange glow).  I think there might have been a tiny bit of the “creamy KD cheese sauce” on top, but not enough to make much of a difference.

KD Mac & Cheese Chicken Sandwich from KFC

Still, I got lucky and got a reasonably hot and fresh piece of chicken, so just as a normal sandwich, it was tasty; the chicken was reasonably juicy, with a nicely crunchy exterior.  The mac and cheese mostly just added some creaminess and — if you really concentrate — the vaguest patina of cheesy flavour.  So no, it doesn’t add a whole lot, but it doesn’t detract, either.

French Onion Grilled Cheese at Phancy’s Bodega

French Onion Grilled Cheese at Phancy's Bodega
Location: 2473 Dundas Street West, Toronto
Website: https://www.phancybodega.com/

French onion soup?  Yeah, that’s delicious.  Grilled cheese?  Obviously great.  So if you’re going to cram the two together, clearly I need to try that.

They have a bunch of tasty looking hoagies and grilled cheese sandwiches at Phancy’s (I’ve heard the Buffalo chicken is particularly good), but once I saw the French onion soup sandwich, it had to happen.

French Onion Grilled Cheese at Phancy's Bodega

The French onion grilled cheese, per Phancy’s menu: “Truffle french onion mayo, provolone, caramelized french onions on butter toasted pullman loaf.”

It’s a quality sandwich.  How could it not be?  It’s got a whole bunch of caramelized onions and gooey cheese, so of course it tastes good.

French Onion Grilled Cheese at Phancy's Bodega

The fluffy, slightly sweet brioche-like bread isn’t a perfect match for the sandwich, however.  It has a hard time holding together under the deluge of greasy toppings, and its sweetness is probably overkill.

Something like sourdough would bring bit more heft, not to mention a zingy counterpoint to the very sweet caramelized onions (the sandwich is really crying out for something acidic to cut through the extreme richness, though I suppose that would muddle the French onion soup theme).

French Onion Grilled Cheese at Phancy's Bodega

Still, it’s a very tasty sandwich, though I should note that this was maybe the greasiest, heaviest grilled cheese sandwich I’ve ever eaten.  It was like taking a wrecking ball to my guts.

Don’t make any big plans after eating this thing, is what I’m saying.

Filipino Desserts at Purple Oven Cakes & Pastries

Purple Oven Cakes & Pastries
Location
: 780 Burnhamthorpe Road West, Mississauga
Website: https://www.purpleoven.ca/

Purple Oven is a great little Filipino bakery in Mississagua.  It’s one of those hidden gems that you’d absolutely, positively never find unless you’re specifically looking for it — it’s hidden around the corner in a plaza on Burnhamthorpe (I’ve actually been to this plaza a few times, and I didn’t even realize that this part of it existed).

Purple Oven Cakes & Pastries

I hope they’re still managing to do okay, because I tried a few pastries and they were all quite tasty.

The most interesting of the three was the cheesy ensaymada, which is essentially a brioche bun topped with buttercream icing and shredded cheese.  Salty cheese on dessert is a bit of an odd combo, but it’s got that sweet/salty thing going on and is actually surprisingly delicious.

Purple Oven Cakes & Pastries

The ube cheesecake bar was basically like a chewy brownie, but with ube instead of chocolate.  It also has a mildly funky flavour (like a stinky cheese?) that was odd, but not unappealing.

Purple Oven Cakes & Pastries

The last thing I tried was an ube cupcake, which was similar to the cheesecake bar, but without the funkiness.  This was also quite tasty, though the dense cookie on top made it basically impossible to eat without squashing the frosting all over the place.

Quick Bites: Sun’s Kitchen, Bei Wei Ju Dumpling House, Perkins

Noodles with Spicy Pork from Sun's Kitchen
Noodles with Spicy Pork from Sun’s Kitchen

Sun’s Kitchen is (was?) my favourite restaurant in the Pacific Mall food court, but sadly, it seems that they’ve gone downhill.  I pretty much always order the same thing here (noodles with spicy pork), and mostly, it was just as tasty as ever.  But the real attraction of this place are the delightfully chewy noodles that they hand-pull on site, and on this particular visit they were shockingly mushy.  My dining companion said he had the same experience a few months ago, so I’m not even sure if this was a one-time mistake.  They’ve also stopped serving the soup and soy milk that used to come on the side (and the bowl now comes with an egg), so I wonder if there was a change of ownership.  Either way, I can’t imagine I’ll be back anytime soon, sadly.

Crispy shrimp and pork dumplings from Bei Wei Ju Dumpling House
Crispy shrimp and pork dumplings from Bei Wei Ju Dumpling House

Speaking of the Pacific Mall, I also tried these fried dumplings from Bei Wei Ju Dumpling House, and they were quite satisfying.  The filling could have been a bit more generous (there was a marble-sized ball of meat in the centre of each dumpling, which was otherwise all wrapper), but the exterior had a nice balance of chewiness and crispiness, and the whole thing was very tasty.

Southern Fried Chicken Biscuit Breakfast from Perkins
Southern Fried Chicken Biscuit Breakfast from Perkins

I was actually pretty excited to try Perkins, an American chain with a menu that reminds me of places like Bob Evans and Cracker Barrel (both of which have zero locations in Canada, sadly).  I ordered the Southern Fried Chicken Biscuit Breakfast, and while the whole thing wasn’t unpleasant to eat, I think I could have had roughly the same experience (at a fraction of the price) by going to the supermarket and buying a Hungry Man dinner.