A Delicious Brunch at Emma’s Country Kitchen

Emma's Country Kitchen
Location
: 810 Saint Clair Avenue West, Toronto
Website: https://www.emmascountrykitchen.com/

Emma’s Country Kitchen has been serving up brunch for a while.  I’ve been wanting to check the place out since seeing it on a 2015 episode of You Gotta Eat Here, and yeah, they’re still around and kicking.  Even more surprising: the place is still hopping.  I showed up at about 10:00am on a Saturday, and it was a half hour wait to get in.

I tend not to go to brunch places all that often, because it’s all a bit boring, and it’s generally all stuff you can make at home relatively easily.   But when it’s as good as it is here?  Yeah, I can’t do that at home, and I doubt you can, either.

Emma's Country Kitchen

It’s worth braving the crowds.  Everything here was stellar.

In particular, the cinnamon bun pancakes (“Stack of light and fluffy buttermilk pancakes swirled with caramelized brown sugar, butter and cinnamon. Served with whipped brown butter and real maple syrup”) might be their most well known dish (it was featured on that episode of You Gotta Eat here all those years ago), and for good reason.

Emma's Country Kitchen

Seriously, I think these might be the best pancakes I’ve ever had?  They were nice and fluffy with just the right amount of density, they’ve got a nice tang from the buttermilk, and the caramelized brown sugar gives the pancakes a nice crispiness in spots and a delightful amount of sweetness.  I didn’t even use the syrup on the side — the level of sweetness here was restrained, but perfect.

The brown butter on top gives it a nice creaminess and a mild salty pop that offsets the sweetness of the brown sugar.  Good lord these were good.  I could eat about a million of them.

Emma's Country Kitchen

I also tried the Breakwich (“Freshly baked buttermilk biscuit topped with over easy egg, melted cheese and choice of sage and onion sausage, house cured bacon or griddled tomato”) and yeah, that was stellar, too.  You can choose your egg, cheese, and meat: I went with scrambled, spicy pimento cheese, and sausage.

Emma's Country Kitchen

The perfect biscuit was the highlight, but everything here was very, very good.  In particular, that pimento cheese has a nice kick and a satisfying zippy flavour.  I want this stuff on all my breakfast sandwiches from now on.

Emma's Country Kitchen

Finally, I tried the Emma’s BLT (“Freshly baked buttermilk biscuit, 2 pieces house cured bacon, fresh tomato, baby arugula and roasted garlic mayo”).  You can get this with a biscuit, or a toasted rye bun.  I went with the bun since I was already having the biscuit.

Emma's Country Kitchen

This was the least exciting of the dishes I tried, but still quite tasty.  I’m pretty sure I’m going to dream about that thickly-cut house-cured bacon.  It’s fantastic.  But then everything here is fantastic, so why shouldn’t it be?

Spicy Avocado Bacon Chicken Sandwich from Jollibee

Spicy Avocado Bacon Chicken Sandwich from Jollibee
Location
800 Boyer Boulevard, Mississauga (inside Seafood City Supermarket)
Websitehttp://jollibeecanada.com/

I’ll give the Spicy Avocado Bacon Chicken Sandwich one thing: they’re not stingy with the avocado.  Typically with a fast food sandwich featuring avocado, you need to pull out a magnifying glass to spot the stuff, but there’s actually a generous amount of it here.

As for the rest of the sandwich?  Uh…

Spicy Avocado Bacon Chicken Sandwich from Jollibee

Here’s how Jollibee describes it: “Our New Spicy Avocado Bacon Chicken Sandwich starts with a crispy, juicy, hand-breaded chicken breast fillet, topped with hickory-smoked bacon, creamy Hass avocado, fresh jalapeños, crisp lettuce, and spicy sriracha mayo, served on a toasted brioche bun.”

It’s fine, mostly, but it’s a bit of a salt bomb.  Between the salty chicken and the salty bacon, and with nothing sweet to balance things out, it’s a lot.  The chicken was pretty dry, which somehow made the saltiness issue seem more pronounced (the fact that I had to wait 15 minutes in a mostly empty restaurant for this thing, only for it to be clearly not fresh, just added insult to injury).

Spicy Avocado Bacon Chicken Sandwich from Jollibee

The sandwich is also not particularly spicy, which is a shame.  The spice level is there, but it’s quite mild.

Otherwise, it was okay.  The chicken had a nice exterior crunchiness, the combo of bacon and avocado is certainly a tasty one, and the bun was nice and fresh.  It’s fine, but I can’t say I’m particularly keen to run out and buy another one.

Also: the sandwich cost $13.99 before tax (!!), which might make it the most expensive fried chicken sandwich in the GTA (at least outside of restaurants with waiter service).  Even local joints like PG Clucks and the Michelin-noted Chica’s Chicken are cheaper by a buck or two.

Delicious Slices at Sadboy Pizza

Sadboy Pizza
Location
: 51 Main Street South, Georgetown
Website: https://sadboy.ca/

I can’t say I’m in Georgetown often (or ever), but I had heard nothing about good things about Sadboy Pizza and was in the general vicinity, so sure, why not?

All those good things: 100% correct.  Sadboy Pizza serves some top notch slices.

Sadboy Pizza

They have a variety of interesting-looking pizzas, but I’m all about the plain cheese, particularly when I’m first trying a place, so I went with the mozz OG (“fresh and aged mozzarella blend”).

Sadboy Pizza

It’s a great slice of pizza.  In particular, the crust is just where you want it to be, with a perfect amount of exterior crispiness, a tender chewiness within, and a really satisfying flavour.

The combo of fresh and aged mozzarella adds a pop of flavour that you normally don’t get in this type of pizza, and there’s a good ratio of cheese to tasty sauce.

Sadboy Pizza

It’s not one of the bigger slices I’ve ever had, but it was also only five bucks even.  Which means that it was small enough and cheap enough that I was able to justify buying a second slice.  I went with the breakfast4dinner (“garlic cream sauce, crispy diced hashbrowns, bacon, chicken breakfast sausage (halal), sesame seed crust, frank’s maple syrup drizzle”), and yeah, it was just as good.

Sadboy Pizza

I don’t know that I would have guessed the breakfast angle if you hadn’t told me — it tastes like a pretty standard meaty pizza, though the syrup does add a nice sweetness that helps to balance out the saltiness from the sausage and bacon.  Still, whatever it is, it’s quite delicious.

Sadboy Pizza

My only real complaint here is that both slices could have used another minute or two in the oven (they were both a bit lukewarm around the middle), but other than that?  Sadboy totally holds up to any of the top-tier pizza joints in the GTA.  It’s that good.

Hockey Hero Burger at McDonald’s

Hocky Hero Burger at McDonald's
Location
30 Courtneypark Drive East, Mississauga
Websitehttps://www.mcdonalds.com/ca/en-ca.html

I might have gotten a bit too excited about the Hockey Hero Burger.  It’s basically the Super Hero Burger, a tie-in with Batman Forever from 1995 that, for reasons I cannot particularly explain, has really stuck with me for all these years.

We all think about that burger regularly, right?  I’m just going to assume that we all do.

Hocky Hero Burger at McDonald's

Here’s how McDonald’s describes this one: “The Hockey Hero Burger® is back on the ice after a long break, with a fresh take. Made with three juicy 100% Canadian beef patties, shredded lettuce, crispy hickory-smoked bacon, processed cheese and mayo-style sauce on a toasted homestyle bun – one bite and you’ll know why it’s called the Hockey Hero Burger.”

It’s… fine?  I guess?

Hocky Hero Burger at McDonald's

One of the things I like about McDonald’s is that, generally speaking, they tacitly acknowledge that their burger patties aren’t very good by drowning them in sauce.

This one, on the other hand, has a teeny-tiny bit of mayo and… nothing else, which means that those burger patties are front and centre.

Speaking of which: there are three patties here, and the bun isn’t wide enough to properly spread them out, so you wind up with a triple layer of patties in most bites.  That’s just too much McDonald’s beef.

Hocky Hero Burger at McDonald's

It’s basically just a bunch of beef and a little bit of cheese and mayo.  There’s also the bacon and lettuce, but neither adds all that much.

Oddly, my burger also had the little onions they put on the Big Mac, but that’s not in the description, so I’m guessing it was a mistake.

It all adds up to something that’s not unpleasant to eat, but is just aggressively boring (outside of the shape, and outside of the sweet ’90s nostalgia).

Steakhouse Teen Burger from A&W

Steakhouse Teen Burger
Location
: 3300 Bloor Street West, Etobicoke
Website: https://web.aw.ca/en/home

I like A&W.  Generally speaking, I think they’re one of the better fast food chains.  The Steakhouse Teen Burger, on the other hand?  Uh… well, they can’t all be winners, can they?

Here’s how A&W describes it: “A perfectly seasoned grass-fed beef patty topped with sweet and smoky bacon jam, real cheddar cheese, tomato, arugula and creamy peppercorn aioli, all served on a freshly toasted sesame bun.”

Steakhouse Teen Burger

It’s that bacon jam.  The ads for this thing proudly proclaim that it’s sweet and smoky; I don’t know if I noticed any smokiness, but wow, is it sweet.  It’s sweet.  I’ve had desserts that aren’t this sugary.

This might have been okay if it has been applied sparingly — a little bit goes a long way — but they had globbed an alarming amount of it onto the burger, and it was all you could taste.

Don’t ask me what the peppercorn aioli tasted like, because I have no idea — the flavour here was 100% pure bacon jam.

Steakhouse Teen Burger

And hey, bacon jam can be quite tasty, but this stuff was all jam, no bacon — it had very little bacon flavour, a little bit of tanginess, and a whole lot of sweetness.

I also got unlucky and got a burger patty that had clearly been sitting out for a while, because it was honestly one of the drier hamburgers I’ve had in a long time.

I did not enjoy anything about this.  Sorry A&W; I like you, but today was not your day.