Cheesy Bacon McFlavour Fries at McDonald’s (World Menu Heist)

Cheesy Bacon McFlavour Fries at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)
Location
1001 Islington Avenue, Etobicoke 
Websitehttps://www.mcdonalds.com/ca/en-ca.html

I mentioned before that the Stroopwafel McFlurry might be the most boring item in this year’s World Menu Heist.  Well, the Cheesy Bacon McFlavour Fries — which are just fries, cheese sauce, and bacon — are a very close second.

Here’s how McDonald’s describes them: “France’s Cheesy Bacon McFlavour Fries have gone missing… and surfaced in Canada. Golden fries loaded with a creamy double cheddar cheese sauce and hickory-smoked bacon. Rich, indulgent, and easy to lose track of. Grab them before they’re ‘disparues’.”

(Does McDonald’s really think my French is advanced enough to know what “disparues” means?  That’s very kind of them, but the sum total of my decade or so of French classes in school is that I can say “Je m’appell Michael.”  (It means “missing,” BTW.))

Cheesy Bacon McFlavour Fries at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)

This was… fine?  It was food?  I ate it?  The cheese sauce is basically a slightly zestier version of Cheez Whiz, and the bacon and fries are what they are.

It likely would have been tasty enough if the fries and/or the bacon were more fresh (or fresh at all), but they were not.  The bacon was off-puttingly jerky-like, and the fries were lukewarm, dry, and cardboardy.

Cheesy Bacon McFlavour Fries at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)

(Didn’t the fries at McDonald’s used to get soggy when they were stale?  Did they change the formula?  Because even soggy fries likely would have been more satisfying here.)

I also got an order of the Truffle Flavoured Mayo Style Sauce from Sweden, which was okay.  I’m not generally a fan of truffle oil, which this definitely tastes like, so it’s possible you’ll like this better if you enjoy that stuff.

Truffle Flavoured Mayo Style Sauce at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)

It basically tasted like a thick, gloppy cream of mushroom soup with truffle oil.  It wasn’t my favourite thing ever, but the fries were so dry, and so monotonous in their cheesy/salty flavour, that I still wound up using all of it.

Chicken Parmi Burger at McDonald’s (World Menu Heist)

Chicken Parmi Burger at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)
Location
30 Courtneypark Drive East, Mississauga
Websitehttps://www.mcdonalds.com/ca/en-ca.html

I guess it was inevitable that at least one item in the World Menu Heist would be a dud, and this one is definitely it.

The Chicken Parmi Burger, as per the McDonald’s website: “Straight from Australia, the Chicken Parmi Burger has landed in Canada. Crispy seasoned chicken layered with marinara sauce, creamy parmesan sauce, shredded lettuce, and white processed cheese, all on a soft potato bun. Rich, saucy, and just the right amount of indulgent. Get it before it’s gone, mate.”

Chicken Parmi Burger at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)

It’s that marinara sauce.  Wow, it’s bad.  Its smell hits you as soon as you pop open the box, and it tastes so much worse than it smells.

It tastes like the cheapest jarred sauce you can find at the supermarket — but even that isn’t this bad.  It tastes like an off-putting cross between the worst tomato sauce you’ve ever had, and the worst salsa you’ve ever had.  It’s acrid and horrible.

Chicken Parmi Burger at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)

It lingered on my palate for hours afterward.  I’m actively upset at McDonald’s for inflicting it on me.

Otherwise, everything else here is pretty standard McCrispy stuff, and is fine.

Chicken Parmi Burger at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)

Well, I suppose there is the creamy parmesan sauce, but the marinara was so overwhelming that I couldn’t taste anything else (it’s also possible that they accidently gave me mayo instead of the parmesan sauce, but then nothing could have made up for that horrific marinara, so who cares?).

Stroopwafel McFlurry​ at McDonald’s (World Menu Heist)

Stroopwafel McFlurry​ at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)
Location
30 Courtneypark Drive East, Mississauga
Websitehttps://www.mcdonalds.com/ca/en-ca.html

I’ll admit that this is — to me — the most boring item in this year’s World Menu Heist.  McFlurries in general are kinda boring, but this one, with just waffle cone pieces and caramel, is particularly uninteresting.

Still, it’s on the menu, and I have an odd (possibly unhealthy??) compulsion to try it all, so sure, why not?

Stroopwafel McFlurry​ at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)

The Stroopwafel McFlurry: “Missing from the Netherlands, now somehow spotted in Canada. Creamy vanilla soft serve swirled with caramel flavoured cinnamon waffle cone pieces and caramel sauce. Sweet, smooth, with a perfect crunch… enjoy it while it’s here.”

It might not be the most exciting thing ever, but it is pretty satisfying.

Stroopwafel McFlurry​ at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)

Though I’m not sure if I would have guessed the stroopwafel connection if I didn’t know that’s what this was.  Stroopwafels are a Dutch dessert featuring two thin, waffle-like cookies encasing a middle layer of chewy caramel (though if you get a fresh one, the caramel is delightfully gooey).  Once you separate the caramel and the waffle and treat them as two separate components, it loses its stroopwafel energy.  It’s just caramel and waffle cone pieces.

Still, the cinnamon on the waffle cone bits is a nice touch and brings this more personality than it otherwise would have had.  The waffle cone bits also have a satisfying crunchiness that contrasts well with the creamy soft serve and gooey caramel.

It’s kinda one-note sweet and not something I’d order again, but I’m not mad I ate it.

Garlic & Black Pepper Chicken McNuggets at McDonald’s (World Menu Heist)

Garlic & Black Pepper Chicken McNuggets at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)
Location
30 Courtneypark Drive East, Mississauga
Websitehttps://www.mcdonalds.com/ca/en-ca.html

The World Menu Heist continues!  Next up: weird McNuggets, courtesy of Japan.

The Garlic & Black Pepper McNuggets, as per the McDonald’s website: “Last seen in Japan, these Chicken McNuggets have made their way to Canada. Crispy Chicken McNuggets with a garlic and black pepper breading, built for dipping. Punchy, savoury, and gone before you know it.”

Garlic & Black Pepper Chicken McNuggets at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)

I’ve gotta give McDonald’s credit — they could have just sprinkled some kind of seasoning on regular McNuggets and called it a day, but no, the flavour here is built right into the batter.

And yeah, it’s clearly very different from a standard McNugget; the flavour is not subtle.

Garlic & Black Pepper Chicken McNuggets at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)

Oddly, it doesn’t taste all that peppery, though the garlic flavour is unmistakable.  It reminded me a lot of the fried chicken wings you’ll find at American/Canadian-style Chinese food joints, like Manchu Wok.  I loved those wings as a kid and haven’t had one in years; the flavour here flashed me right back, Ratatouille-style.

Garlic & Black Pepper Chicken McNuggets at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)

The chicken itself was pretty dry, but otherwise I quite liked this.

And of course, you’ve gotta get the Black Garlic Sauce to go with it, also from Japan.  This actually has more of a peppery bite than the McNuggets, and, of course, a decent hit of garlic flavour.

Garlic & Black Pepper Chicken McNuggets at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)

It’s very, very sweet, however.  It’s kinda like a sweet chili sauce, but… all sweet, no heat.  Personally I found it a bit cloying, but if you dip the McNuggets sparingly, it does complement their flavour pretty well.

McExtreme Pulled Pork at McDonald’s (World Menu Heist)

McExtreme Pulled Pork at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)
Location
: 30 Courtneypark Drive East, Mississauga
Website: https://www.mcdonalds.com/ca/en-ca.html

The World Menu Heist!  It’s back!!  Is it sad that this is probably one of the highlights of my summer?  Please don’t answer that.

As I was leaving the office at lunch today to head to McDonald’s, in my head I was like, we should all be chanting “Menu heist! Menu heist! Menu heist!”  I believe this is a totally rational thought that doesn’t raise any troubling implications about my mental state.

McExtreme Pulled Pork at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)

For all the normal people out there who don’t get unreasonably excited about novelty menus at McDonald’s, the World Menu Heist is a promotion featuring various items pulled from McDonald’s locations around the world.  This year, that includes France, Spain, Australia, Japan, and the Netherlands.

Obviously I’ll be trying everything (what do you think, I won’t be trying every item on this menu?  Get out of here) but I started with the McExtreme Pulled Pork from Spain.

Here’s how McDonald’s describes it: “Pulled from Spain, now in Canada. Layers of pulled pork in BBQ sauce, beef, hickory-smoked bacon, white processed cheese, crispy onions for some crunch and creamy chipotle sauce for heat make for one delicious sandwich. One bite leads to another… and somehow it’s all gone.”

McExtreme Pulled Pork at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)

I’ve had some weird international McDonald’s menu items over the years, but somehow, pulled pork on a burger at McDonald’s strikes me as particularly weird.

It’s a tasty burger, though sadly, the pulled pork element is negligible.  There’s a teeny-tiny amount of pulled pork on the burger, and it’s spread very thin over the large patty.  You can taste the BBQ sauce, but I suspect if I had eaten this blind, I wouldn’t have even known the burger had pulled pork on it.  There’s just too much other stuff going on.

McExtreme Pulled Pork at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)

I did try a little bit on its own, and it’s exactly what you think it’ll be.  It’s pretty mushy and soaked in enough BBQ sauce to completely wipe out any pork flavour — but that sauce is tasty, and it’s pleasant enough as a burger topping.

Otherwise, this is probably one of the better burgers McDonald’s has come out with in a while.  The creamy chipotle sauce is pleasingly zesty and very mildly spicy, and the BBQ sauce adds a nice sweet/savoury kick.  The cheese, bacon, and crispy onions complement it well.  It’s a solid fast food burger.