Caesar and Bacon McCrispy at McDonald’s

Caesar and Bacon McCrispy at McDonald's
Location
30 Courtneypark Drive East, Mississauga
Websitehttps://www.mcdonalds.com/ca/en-ca.html

McDonald’s isn’t exactly reinventing the wheel by combining chicken, bacon, and Caesar dressing.  It’s a combination that works — but it’s a bit boring.

They can’t all be menu heists, I guess.

Caesar and Bacon McCrispy at McDonald's

Here’s how McDonald’s describes the Caesar and Bacon McCrispy: “A crispy chicken patty – made with 100% Canadian-raised seasoned chicken – and shredded lettuce on a soft potato bun, topped with a Caesar parmesan sauce, crispy onions and hickory smoked bacon.  It’s the Caesar you know and love – the McDonald’s way!”

Remember when I said this sandwich was boring?  I actually wish it were a bit more boring.  The Caesar parmesan sauce is pretty different from normal Caesar dressing, and I’m not sure why.  It’s sweeter and more tangy than you’d expect, and it lacks the garlicky bite of the real deal.

Caesar and Bacon McCrispy at McDonald's

It’s not bad, but I would have preferred something more typically Caesar-esque.  I’m honestly not sure I would have even guessed what this was supposed to be if you hadn’t told me.

Otherwise, the sandwich is exactly what you’d expect.  It’s perfectly fine — I just don’t understand why the Caesar doesn’t taste like Caesar.

Quick Bites: Sovily, Misfit Ice Cream, Little Baba

Pizza from Sovily
Pizza from Sovily

I had a slice of the Sovily Rosé (“Rosé Sauce, Mozzarella, Cherry Tomatoes, Fresh Basil, Parmesan”) from this place, and it was totally fine.  The fluffy crust was kind of lacking in substance or flavour (it’s reportedly sourdough, though there’s zero sourdough flavour), but it had a nice exterior crispiness and was generally pleasant enough.  The sauce tasted canned and was a bit too generously applied, but the combo of mozzarella and parmesan was nice.  I can’t say I’m in a huge rush to come back here, but it got the job done.

Soy Boy at Misfit Ice Cream
Soy Boy at Misfit Ice Cream

I was extremely intrigued by the Soy Boy flavour at Misfit Ice Cream, which the menu describes as “tofu fa, brown sugar ginger syrup.”  Tofu fa is a really tasty dessert made with silken tofu, and I’m certainly on board for an ice cream version of it (but then I’m on board for an ice cream version of basically any dessert).  The version here does a pretty solid job of capturing the flavour of that dessert, though I’ll admit that the texture — which was icy and dense — left a bit to be desired.  The whole point of tofu fa is its luxurious ultra-silky texture; if you lose that, it does kinda put a damper on things.

Chicken Tawook Baba Box from Little Baba
Chicken Tawook Baba Box from Little Baba

I was a pretty big fan of Little Baba when I tried a couple of their wraps; well, I just tried their namesake Baba Box, and yeah, they know what they’re doing.  The one I tried came with chicken tawook, a zippy fattoush salad, basil hummus, some pickles, and a generous amount of garlicky toum (which their menu calls “garlic cream”).  Everything here was quite tasty, particularly the perfectly grilled chicken and the basil hummus.  I’ve never heard of adding basil to hummus, and I was afraid its distinctive flavour would be overwhelming.  But they add just enough of the stuff to bring a nice herbal zip that perfectly complements the other flavours, and the ultra-creamy texture is a thing of beauty (it might be one of the silkiest versions of this dish that I’ve ever had).

Amazing BBQ at Smoking Section Barbecue

Smoking Section Barbecue
Location
: 30 Queen Elizabeth Boulevard, Etobicoke
Website: https://www.instagram.com/smoking.section.bbq/

Smoking Section Barbecue is currently a pop-up at Great Lakes Brewery in Etobicoke, and wow — I was kinda blown away by how good it was.

I’ve mentioned before that finding legit BBQ in the GTA (that actually tastes smoky) is weirdly difficult.  But not impossible, apparently, because here comes Smoking Section to show everyone how it’s done.

Smoking Section Barbecue

The pared-down menu currently features five meats (brisket, ribs, pulled pork, chicken, and sausage), two sides (smokey potato salad and maple vanilla slaw), and a dessert (sticky toffee cake).  I went with brisket and sausage, with a side of the potato salad.

Smoking Section Barbecue

Good lord, that brisket — it’s exactly what you want it to be.  It’s amazingly tender (but still has texture), features perfectly rendered and unctuous fat, and is nicely seasoned, with a great amount of satisfying smoky flavour.

I’ve never tried the real deal in Texas, but I have to imagine this is pretty close.

Smoking Section Barbecue

The sausage (jalapeno cheddar, I think?) is just as tasty, with more smoky flavour, a satisfying course grind on the meat, and a very pleasant level of greasiness (it’s extremely greasy, but in the best way).

Smoking Section Barbecue

I quite liked the potato salad, too; potato salad has a tendency to just be blandly rich, but this had a nice mustardy pop, yet more smoky flavour, and some contrasting crunch from the celery.  It was really tasty.

Smoking Section Barbecue

Even the bread was pretty great.  I know plain, untoasted white bread is traditional for a BBQ platter like this, but the toasted, profoundly buttery sourdough here is a clear upgrade.

Flamin’ Hot Chicken Sandwich from KFC

Flamin' Hot Chicken Sandwich from KFC
Location
4559 Hurontario Street, Mississauga
Websitehttps://www.kfc.ca/

For the last few years, it feels like KFC has been asking themselves “would this item be out of place in a carnival?” whenever they come out with a new menu item.

In case it’s not clear, I am 100% on board with this philosophy.  All fast food should be an affront to good taste.  If it isn’t, what’s the point??

Flamin' Hot Chicken Sandwich from KFC

And yes, good taste has been affronted.  The Flamin’ Hot Chicken Sandwich, as per KFC’s website: “Craving some heat? The Flamin’ Hot Chicken Sandwich features KFC’s juicy, crunchy, signature triple-breaded chicken fillet turned up with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos heat. Coated in bold Flamin’ Hot seasoning, drizzled with spicy Flamin’ Hot sauce, and topped with crunchy Flamin’ Hot Cheetos for an extra fiery kick in every bite – all served on a soft potato bun.​”

This is exactly what you want it to be: stupid, but tasty.  The sauce is pleasantly zingy with a mild cheesy tang, and the Cheetos (which are generously applied) add an extra dose of crunchiness to a sandwich that’s already quite crunchy.  It’s good.

Flamin' Hot Chicken Sandwich from KFC

It’s not particularly spicy, which is a shame from something with “Flamin’ Hot” in its name, but it does have a mild kick.

As with everything from KFC, the quality of the sandwich depends quite a bit on whether the chicken was freshly fried, and in my case, it was hot and fresh.

Flamin' Hot Dip from KFC

I also tried the Flamin’ Hot Fries: “The Flamin’ Hot Fries feature our crispy golden fries turned up with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos heat. Tossed in bold Flamin’ Hot seasoning for a fiery, crave-worthy bite every time.​”

I won’t lie: these were terrible.  I got lucky with a fresh piece of chicken, and very unlucky with these fries, which tasted like they had been sitting out for several hours.  They were also so lightly seasoned that if I had eaten these blind, I don’t think I would have guessed that they were supposed to be Flamin’ Hot.

Flamin' Hot Fries from KFC

(Or maybe my palate was just blown out by the sandwich — it’s not exactly subtle, that’s for sure.)

And of course, I got an order of the Flamin’ Hot dip: “Turn the heat wayyyyy up with our Flamin’ Hot dip. A creamy, spicy dip packed with the bold heat of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. Perfect for dunking fries, chicken, or anything that could use a little extra flame.​”

Flamin' Hot Dip from KFC

This was the exact same sauce that’s on the sandwich, and I’ll admit that it works better as a condiment on a sandwich than as a dip for fries.

It’s weirdly thick, and its one-note zesty flavour gets tiresome when you don’t have a whole bunch of chicken and bread to mellow it out (though the fact that the fries were borderline inedible certainly didn’t help this dip’s case).

Flamin' Hot Dip from KFC

They also have a Cheetos Dirty Soda as part of this promotion, but it’s just a normal orange soda with Cheetos on top, so I skipped it.  Give me a Cheetos-flavoured soda, you cowards.

I should note that all this stuff is currently supposed to be exclusive to the KFC app until August 31, though I was able to order it on the website without downloading anything.  You definitely can’t order it in person for now, however (at least not at the KFC I visited, which didn’t even have any signage up for the promotion).

Tasty Turkish Dessert at Helvaci Ali

Helvaci Ali
Location
: 3535 Odyssey Drive, Mississauga
Website: https://helvaciali.ca/

I’ll admit that I hadn’t even heard of helva, a Turkish dessert, before checking it out at Helvaci Ali.  I sort of figured it would be similar to halva or halawi, but it’s a completely different thing.

Helvaci Ali is a Turkish chain that’s been serving up the stuff since 1900, so it seems like a good place to try it.

Helvaci Ali

The version of helva they serve here is made with semolina flour and butter, and is basically like a very rich pudding.  It comes on top of ice cream (the menu describes it as 2/3 semolina helva and 1/3 ice cream), and it’s extremely delicious.

It comes in several flavours: walnut, pistchio, Biscoff, chocolate, caramel, and Dubai chocolate (I believe it is now illegal to be a dessert shop and not have some Dubai chocolate variety on the menu).  I was told walnut and pistachio were the most popular, so I went with both.

Helvaci Ali

Wow, it’s good.  It’s super rich and creamy, with a grainy (but not unpleasantly so) texture from the semolina.  It’s served warm, and the contrast between it and the cold ice cream is really, really nice.

The flavour of the walnut and the pistachio were both pretty mild, but present enough that you know what you’re eating.

Helvaci Ali

I was afraid it might be too syrupy, but it’s actually got a really great level of sweetness.  It’s quite sweet, but not aggressively so.  It was my first taste of helva, but I can guarantee it won’t be my last.