Cheesy Bacon McFlavour Fries at McDonald’s (World Menu Heist)

Cheesy Bacon McFlavour Fries at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)
Location
1001 Islington Avenue, Etobicoke 
Websitehttps://www.mcdonalds.com/ca/en-ca.html

I mentioned before that the Stroopwafel McFlurry might be the most boring item in this year’s World Menu Heist.  Well, the Cheesy Bacon McFlavour Fries — which are just fries, cheese sauce, and bacon — are a very close second.

Here’s how McDonald’s describes them: “France’s Cheesy Bacon McFlavour Fries have gone missing… and surfaced in Canada. Golden fries loaded with a creamy double cheddar cheese sauce and hickory-smoked bacon. Rich, indulgent, and easy to lose track of. Grab them before they’re ‘disparues’.”

(Does McDonald’s really think my French is advanced enough to know what “disparues” means?  That’s very kind of them, but the sum total of my decade or so of French classes in school is that I can say “Je m’appell Michael.”  (It means “missing,” BTW.))

Cheesy Bacon McFlavour Fries at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)

This was… fine?  It was food?  I ate it?  The cheese sauce is basically a slightly zestier version of Cheez Whiz, and the bacon and fries are what they are.

It likely would have been tasty enough if the fries and/or the bacon were more fresh (or fresh at all), but they were not.  The bacon was off-puttingly jerky-like, and the fries were lukewarm, dry, and cardboardy.

Cheesy Bacon McFlavour Fries at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)

(Didn’t the fries at McDonald’s used to get soggy when they were stale?  Did they change the formula?  Because even soggy fries likely would have been more satisfying here.)

I also got an order of the Truffle Flavoured Mayo Style Sauce from Sweden, which was okay.  I’m not generally a fan of truffle oil, which this definitely tastes like, so it’s possible you’ll like this better if you enjoy that stuff.

Truffle Flavoured Mayo Style Sauce at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)

It basically tasted like a thick, gloppy cream of mushroom soup with truffle oil.  It wasn’t my favourite thing ever, but the fries were so dry, and so monotonous in their cheesy/salty flavour, that I still wound up using all of it.

Quick Bites: Giragi, Barbershop Patisserie, Queen’s Pasta Cafe

Lamb Wrap from Giragi
Lamb Wrap from Giragi

I previously tried the steak wrap from Giragi, and it was stellar.  I just tried the vochkhar (lamb), and it was just as good.  Clearly, the people in charge of this place know their stuff.  As per the menu, this particular wrap comes stuffed with “jajekh, xaviar, pickled turnip, pevaz.”  To translate, jajekh is a cucumber yogurt salad, xaviar is an eggplant spread, and pevaz is a mix of onion and parsley.  It’s a really, really tasty wrap.  It’s so much stuff, and it seems like it should be overstuffed (and technically, it probably is — it’s a mess), but all the flavours work so well together, and the perfectly spiced lamb patties are thoroughly delicious.  It’s so good.

Brownie from Barbershop Patisserie
Brownie from Barbershop Patisserie

Speaking of things that are obscenely delicious, the brownie from Barbershop is ridiculously good.  Like, one of the best brownies I’ve ever had.  It’s got an amazingly rich, chocolatey flavour, and the perfectly fudgy-but-light texture has a great chewiness that I can barely even describe.  It’s pretty special.

Meatball Sandwich from Queen's Pasta Cafe
Meatball Sandwich from Queen’s Pasta Cafe

As the name implies, Queen’s Pasta Cafe is mostly about pasta, though they do have a lunch menu with a few sandwiches.  I went with the meatball (“Meatballs with Arugula, Mozzarella Cheese and Tomato sauce”), and it was okay.  The meatballs were actually quite good, with a nice meaty flavour, a tender texture that isn’t too soft, and a rich sauce.  But the stale bun was a bit of a disaster.  This is probably my fault, however, for ordering something that isn’t pasta at a restaurant with pasta in its name.  Those meatballs would have been boffo on spaghetti, I’m sure.

Outstanding Japanese/Italian Fusion at Tatsuro’s

Tatsuro's
Location
: 1378 Queen Street East, Toronto
Website: https://www.tatsuros.com/

I like Tatsuro’s a whole lot.  I’d heard good things, and I figured I’d like it, but it kinda knocked my socks off.

They serve pasta and brunch with a Japanese flair; I stuck to the pasta side of the menu, and based on the level of quality, I’ll clearly have to come back to try their brunch.

Tatsuro's

There was a Japanese pasta spot in Markham called Shiso Tree Cafe that, sadly, closed a few years back; since then, I’ve had a Shiso-Tree-Cafe-sized hole in my heart.  That hole has finally been filled.

Tatsuro's

I started with the nori fries (“nori seasoning, spicy mayo”).  These were quite tasty; the fries were nicely cooked, the nori sprinkled on top works really well, and the spicy mayo on the side is enjoyably zippy.

For my main, I had the Wafu Carbonara (“bacon, ponzu, onsen egg, parmesan”), and yikes, it was so good.

Tatsuro's

It was incredibly, incredibly rich — with the richness only being amped up by the silky onsen egg they put on top.  It basically melts into the sauce when you mix it up, and really cranks up the dish’s creaminess.

Tatsuro's

By all accounts it should be too heavy and rich, but there’s a nice lightness you get from the citrusy ponzu that really cuts through the heaviness and makes the dish sing.  Legitimately one of the best bowls of pasta I’ve had in a long time.

Tatsuro's

I also tried the Curry Bolognese (“beef + pork curry, pickled onion, fried shallot, cilantro”), which takes the flavours of Bolognese and Japanese curry and crams them together in a way that’s surprisingly delightful.

Delicious Wraps at Little Baba

Little Baba
Location
: 75 Portland Street Main, Toronto
Website: https://littlebaba.com/

Little Baba is a casual spinoff of a Michelin-recommended Lebanese restaurant called Amal, specializing in various Middle Eastern wraps and plates (that they call Baba boxes).  A casual restaurant with a Michelin connection?  Sure, I’m intrigued enough to check that out.

Little Baba

I wound up trying a couple of their wraps: tenderloin (“pita, hummus, parsley, onion, pickles, grilled veggie salsa”) and kefta (“pita, hummus, pickles, grilled veggie salsa”).

Little Baba

Both wraps feature a grilled piece of meat wrapped in toasted pita bread, and both are quite tasty.

Little Baba

That grilling really does make a difference, bringing both sandwiches a nice smoky flavour.  And both pieces of meat are perfectly cooked — the tenderloin, in particular, is cooked to a nice rosy medium and is impressively tender, with a tasty beefy flavour.

Little Baba

The kefta is quite good as well, with a good amount of spicing and a nice tender texture.

Little Baba

As for the other flavours, there’s a nice zippiness to both wraps that’s quite satisfying.  Both were a bit oniony for my tastes, but then I’m not a fan of raw onion, so most people will likely disagree.

Quick Bites: Bear Steak Sandwiches, Pizza Cantina, Pizza Karachi

Original Steak Sandwich from Bear Steak Sandwiches
Original Steak Sandwich from Bear Steak Sandwiches

I’m a big fan of Bear Steak Sandwiches, though I’ll admit that a recent experience there was a bit unfortunate.  I ordered the special, which was a steak on rye sandwich, and… it was basically inedible.  The rye bread it was served on was so stale and dry that it crumbled into bits the second I picked it up.  I took a couple of bites, and then brought it back for a refund, which is something I basically never do.  Not great!  On the plus side, they seemed to know it was an issue and immediately offered to replace it with an original steak sandwich, which they assured I’d like much better.  And they were correct — I’ve previously raved about this sandwich, and yeah, it’s still stellar.  A bit too greasy, but otherwise the combo of the ultra-tender steak and zippy chimichurri (and non-stale bread!) is a big winner.

Diavola Stinger from Pizza Cantina
Diavola Stinger from Pizza Cantina

Pizza Cantina, a pizza joint in the Junction, seems to be pretty well regarded, so I was excited to try it.  I went with the Diavola Stinger (“San Marzano tomato sauce, hot soppressata, mozzarella & hot honey drizzle”), and it was tasty enough.  Certainly, I didn’t dislike eating it.  The crust was odd, however.  I don’t know if it was supposed to be like that or if something went wrong, but it was extremely stiff and cracker-like, with the ends being full-out crunchy with no softness or chew.  It was a bit too much for me, but if you like a crunchy pizza, it was otherwise pretty solid.  My only other complaint is that I found the hot honey to be a bit too aggressively applied — but then I find honey on a pizza to work best in small doses.  Others may disagree.

Pizza from Pizza Karachi
Pizza from Pizza Karachi

As you’d gather from the name, Pizza Karachi serves pizza with a Pakistani flair.  I tried a couple of pizzas (the Mirchi Sauga and… another one whose name is currently escaping me), and both were solid.  They were pan pizzas (somewhat Pizza Hut-esque), and while the vaguely gummy crust was nothing to write home about, the vibrant Pakastani flavours actually worked pretty well.