Cheesy Bacon McFlavour Fries at McDonald’s (World Menu Heist)

Cheesy Bacon McFlavour Fries at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)
Location
1001 Islington Avenue, Etobicoke 
Websitehttps://www.mcdonalds.com/ca/en-ca.html

I mentioned before that the Stroopwafel McFlurry might be the most boring item in this year’s World Menu Heist.  Well, the Cheesy Bacon McFlavour Fries — which are just fries, cheese sauce, and bacon — are a very close second.

Here’s how McDonald’s describes them: “France’s Cheesy Bacon McFlavour Fries have gone missing… and surfaced in Canada. Golden fries loaded with a creamy double cheddar cheese sauce and hickory-smoked bacon. Rich, indulgent, and easy to lose track of. Grab them before they’re ‘disparues’.”

(Does McDonald’s really think my French is advanced enough to know what “disparues” means?  That’s very kind of them, but the sum total of my decade or so of French classes in school is that I can say “Je m’appell Michael.”  (It means “missing,” BTW.))

Cheesy Bacon McFlavour Fries at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)

This was… fine?  It was food?  I ate it?  The cheese sauce is basically a slightly zestier version of Cheez Whiz, and the bacon and fries are what they are.

It likely would have been tasty enough if the fries and/or the bacon were more fresh (or fresh at all), but they were not.  The bacon was off-puttingly jerky-like, and the fries were lukewarm, dry, and cardboardy.

Cheesy Bacon McFlavour Fries at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)

(Didn’t the fries at McDonald’s used to get soggy when they were stale?  Did they change the formula?  Because even soggy fries likely would have been more satisfying here.)

I also got an order of the Truffle Flavoured Mayo Style Sauce from Sweden, which was okay.  I’m not generally a fan of truffle oil, which this definitely tastes like, so it’s possible you’ll like this better if you enjoy that stuff.

Truffle Flavoured Mayo Style Sauce at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)

It basically tasted like a thick, gloppy cream of mushroom soup with truffle oil.  It wasn’t my favourite thing ever, but the fries were so dry, and so monotonous in their cheesy/salty flavour, that I still wound up using all of it.

Quick Bites: Bear Steak Sandwiches, Pizza Cantina, Pizza Karachi

Original Steak Sandwich from Bear Steak Sandwiches
Original Steak Sandwich from Bear Steak Sandwiches

I’m a big fan of Bear Steak Sandwiches, though I’ll admit that a recent experience there was a bit unfortunate.  I ordered the special, which was a steak on rye sandwich, and… it was basically inedible.  The rye bread it was served on was so stale and dry that it crumbled into bits the second I picked it up.  I took a couple of bites, and then brought it back for a refund, which is something I basically never do.  Not great!  On the plus side, they seemed to know it was an issue and immediately offered to replace it with an original steak sandwich, which they assured I’d like much better.  And they were correct — I’ve previously raved about this sandwich, and yeah, it’s still stellar.  A bit too greasy, but otherwise the combo of the ultra-tender steak and zippy chimichurri (and non-stale bread!) is a big winner.

Diavola Stinger from Pizza Cantina
Diavola Stinger from Pizza Cantina

Pizza Cantina, a pizza joint in the Junction, seems to be pretty well regarded, so I was excited to try it.  I went with the Diavola Stinger (“San Marzano tomato sauce, hot soppressata, mozzarella & hot honey drizzle”), and it was tasty enough.  Certainly, I didn’t dislike eating it.  The crust was odd, however.  I don’t know if it was supposed to be like that or if something went wrong, but it was extremely stiff and cracker-like, with the ends being full-out crunchy with no softness or chew.  It was a bit too much for me, but if you like a crunchy pizza, it was otherwise pretty solid.  My only other complaint is that I found the hot honey to be a bit too aggressively applied — but then I find honey on a pizza to work best in small doses.  Others may disagree.

Pizza from Pizza Karachi
Pizza from Pizza Karachi

As you’d gather from the name, Pizza Karachi serves pizza with a Pakistani flair.  I tried a couple of pizzas (the Mirchi Sauga and… another one whose name is currently escaping me), and both were solid.  They were pan pizzas (somewhat Pizza Hut-esque), and while the vaguely gummy crust was nothing to write home about, the vibrant Pakastani flavours actually worked pretty well.

More Great Pizza at Pizzeria Badiali

Pizzeria Badiali
Location
: 581 Markham Street, Toronto
Website: https://pizzeriabadiali.com/

After years of around-the-block lines at their original spot near Ossington, Pizzeria Badiali has finally opened a second location.  Whenever a great restaurant starts expanding, the fear is that the quality will start to dip.  Thankfully, that’s not the case here (not yet, at least!).

Pizzeria Badiali

And the new location is a definite upgrade — it’s got a decently-sized seating area inside, and an even bigger patio out front.  I went on a Sunday afternoon around lunch, and while it was packed inside and out, there was barely a line.

Pizzeria Badiali

Mostly, it’s the same assortment of slices and full pizzas that you’ll find at the original location, with the notable addition of the Grandma Pie: “square, tray baked pizza with mozzarella, fior di latte, sicilian oregano, tomato sauce, pecorino and padano cheeses, olive oil and fresh basil.”

Pizzeria Badiali

This was fantastic — the crust is slightly thicker than a standard slice, with a perfectly crispy exterior, a nice level of chewiness, and a good amount of flavour.  It’s also fairly greasy, but in a way that feels pleasant and not overly heavy.  And the balance (and quality) of sauce and cheese is stellar, as you’d expect from Badiali.

Pizzeria Badiali

There’s always a possibility that a place this popular will coast by on their success and become overhyped, but the pizza here continues to be among the best in the GTA.

Solid Tacos at Ghost Taco

Ghost Taco
Location
: 151 East Liberty Street, Toronto
Website: https://www.ghosttaco.ca/

Ghost Taco is a solid taco joint in Liberty Village.  It’s affiliated with a brewery (Something in the Water Brewing Co.), so if you’re in the mood, you can get a beer to go with your taco.  The menu even gives you beer pairing suggestions for each taco.

Ghost Taco

I tried a couple of tacos.  First up: Alabama Chicken (“fried chicken, Bama sauce, corn salsa, shrettuce”).

This was pretty solid.  The fried chicken tender tasted like something you might find at a fast food chain, but it was freshly-fried, crispy, and satisfying.  And the combo of the zippy salsa and the creamy Bama sauce worked well.  This didn’t knock my socks off, but I enjoyed it.

Ghost Taco

Next up: Vampire (“fried cheese, pickled jalapeno, braised pork, tortilla, guac & pico, sriracha aioli”).

This was definitely my favourite of the two.  It’s that fried cheese on the exterior.  It’s crispy, chewy, and immensely satisfying.  The rest of the taco is solid, with a nice balance of flavours, but that cheesy shell is where it’s at.

Ghost Taco

Bonus: the tacos are generously-filled and $5.50 a piece, so it’s a great deal.

Strawberry Salad from Wendy’s

Strawberry Salad from Wendy's
Location
5250 Dundas Street West, Toronto
Websitehttps://www.wendys.com/en-ca

A few years ago, pretty much every fast food chain started serving salads in a short-lived attempt to prove to everyone that they’re not just about clogging your arteries and raising your blood pressure.  But healthy eats at a fast food joint is an affront to everything that is good and pure about the world, and the salads are pretty much all gone — except at Wendy’s.

I guess people actually order the salads at Wendy’s?  Because not only are they still on the  menu, but they’re adding new ones, too.

Strawberry Salad from Wendy's

Here’s how Wendy’s website describes the Strawberry Salad: “Herb-marinated, grilled 100% Canadian grilled chicken breast topped with fire-roasted corn, sharp white cheddar, roasted pecans, greenhouse-grown strawberries and lettuce all finished with a sweet onion vinaigrette. It’s the best you’ll pick all year.”

It’s fine?  It’s a pretty generic salad.  I didn’t dislike eating it, but the guy next to me was eating a burger and I’ll admit that I was pretty jealous.

Strawberry Salad from Wendy's

It mostly all works pretty well — in particular, the balance between the salty cheese, the sweet strawberries and candied pecans, and the zippy dressing is fairly satisfying.  I was worried that the dressing might be too oniony, but it was fine.

The biggest issue here are the chicken pieces.  I was hoping they’d use freshly-cooked chicken, but instead it’s those pre-cooked chicken breast pieces that you can find in the supermarket or at Costco.  They get the job done, but they have a very processed taste and texture that I’m not crazy about.