Olive Garden Probably isn’t as Good as you Remember

Olive Garden
Location
: 1 Bass Pro Mills Drive, Vaughan (inside Vaughan Mills)
Website: https://www.olivegarden.ca/

Olive Garden left Ontario well over twenty years ago, and clearly there’s a lot of nostalgia for the place; they opened recently at Vaughan Mills, and the waits are reportedly up to two hours long.

Note: I am not immune to this nostalgia.  I certainly remembered liking Olive Garden back in the day, and I was pretty excited for its return.  I showed up on a Saturday just after they opened at 11:00am, and even at that hour, there was about a twenty minute wait for a table.

Olive Garden

The menu consists mostly of a variety of pastas.  I went with the Tour of Italy: “Three OG classics all on one plate! Chicken Parmigiana, Lasagna Classico and our signature Fettuccine Alfredo; all with homemade sauces made fresh every morning.”  Go big or go home, right?

Famously, all of their entrees come with an unlimited serving of soup or salad and breadsticks.  My dining companion and I both went with the salad, and they brought a giant bowl that you can serve yourself from.

Olive Garden

The salad is a pretty standard iceberg / cabbage / carrot mix topped with onions, a few tomato slices, a bunch of croutons, and, if you want, freshly grated cheese.  The dressing is something along the lines of Kraft Italian.  It’s exactly what you think it’s going to be.  It’s pleasant.

The breadsticks are extremely Wonder-Bread-esque, but they’re served warm and taste fresh; they’re pleasantly greasy and mildly garlicky.  In retrospect, these were the highlight of the meal.

Olive Garden

As for the entree, all three items were about on par with something you can get in the freezer section of the supermarket for a couple of bucks.  Very Michelina-coded, as the kids might say.

The chicken parmigiana was nice and crunchy at least, even if it was so overcooked that when I struggled to cut into one of the edges, I assumed I had hit a bone (it’s boneless).

The fettuccini alfredo was just blandly rich, though if you combine it with the intensely salty chicken parmigiana, they kinda cancel each other out.

Olive Garden

The lasagna was maybe the most Michelina of the bunch, with a mushy texture and a deluge of middling sauce that tasted extremely jarred.

I should note that I’m coming off quite negative here, but I didn’t hate it, I guess?  I mean, I finished the plate, so clearly it wasn’t too offensive.  If this had been like twenty bucks (max), I wouldn’t have been mad about it.  But $31.29 (!) is an upsetting amount to pay for this caliber of food.  Yes, I ordered the dish that comes with multiple items, but all the pastas here range from the mid 20s to early 30s.

If all you’re after is quantity over quality, you’ll get much better bang for your buck at a buffet (RIP Frankie Tomatto’s — forever in my heart).

Tasty Pastries at Bartholomew Bakery

Bartholomew Bakery
Location
: 467 Edgeley Boulevard, Vaughan
Website: https://www.bartholomewbakery.com/

Bartholomew Bakery does well.  I showed up early on a Saturday afternoon and the place was absolutely packed, with a line out the door and a huge crowd inside.  I almost left when I saw how busy it was, but there’s something about a line for food that calls out to me.  What do those people know that I don’t??  I need to find out.

Bartholomew Bakery

Anyway, it didn’t take much longer than 15 minutes to get to the front of the line, so it wasn’t too bad.

Bartholomew specializes in various croissants, along with sourdough bread.  I got a pistachio croissant along with a loaf of sliced sourdough.

Bartholomew Bakery

I neglected to take a photo of the bread, which is a shame because that was probably the highlight.  All they had when I visited was the honey oat; I almost didn’t order this, because I was afraid it would be too sweet, but I’m glad I did.  It is indeed a bit too sweet, but it’s nicely balanced out by the tang of the sourdough.  The bread is dense, but not overly so, with a satisfying level of heft and chewiness.  It’s a solid loaf of bread.

Bartholomew Bakery

The pistachio croissant was quite good, but not on the level of the bread.

Bartholomew Bakery

The pistachio filling had an eggy flavour that I wasn’t particularly crazy about, but otherwise had a great level of sweetness and was absolutely crammed with pistachio flavour.  I wish they weren’t so generous with it, though; there’s just way, way too much of it, and it completely overwhelms the croissant itself.  I think it was a good-quality croissant (albeit slightly lacking in its crisp-factor), but the deluge of pistachio filling makes it impossible to tell.

Decent Dipped Cones at Chocolats Favoris

Chocolats FavorisLocation: 1440 Major MacKenzie Drive West, Vaughan
Websitehttps://www.chocolatsfavoris.com/

If you want a dipped cone in the Toronto area, you’re covered.  Aside from Chocolats Favoris (which hasn’t expanded to the city quite yet), you’ve got relatively new places like Sweet Jesus, La Diperie, and Hollywood Cone, not to mention old standbys like Tom’s Dairy Freeze and the always-reliable Dairy Queen.

Note to all future restaurateurs: we’re all good for dipped cones.  May I suggest you open a frozen custard joint?  Or maybe a traditional sundae shop?

Chocolats Favoris

Chocolats Favoris (which is a Quebecois import, as you might infer from the name) sells dipped cones with a particular emphasis on the chocolatey dips; they’ve got about a dozen you can choose from, which you can either have as a plain dip, or in one of their customized combinations.

I went with the latter, and got the Hazelnut Praline, featuring vanilla ice cream with a chocolate hazelnut dip, hazelnut pieces, and dark chocolate sauce.  It’s garnished with a Ferrero Rocher-esque confection.

Chocolats Favoris

The chocolate hazelnut dip was quite tasty, which is good because there was a lot of it.  I don’t know if there’s always that much or if the woman behind the counter was just feeling generous, but the sauce layer was about a centimetre thick.

It basically tasted like a slightly sweeter, less hazelnutty version of Nutella.  The texture was interesting; it didn’t get quite as crackily as your typical chocolate dip (it might have been laid on too thick to properly harden).  It was fudgy and chewy, which actually worked quite well.  It’s basically vanilla ice cream with a bunch of Nutella mounded on top.  It’s hard to go wrong there.

As for the ice cream itself, it was fine.  It was about on par with what they’re serving at Sweet Jesus, which is to say that it was tasty, but nothing special.

Tasty Greek Doughnuts at Loukoumania Cafe

Loukoumania CafeLocation: 3120 Rutherford Road, Vaughan
Websitehttp://www.loukoumania.ca/

You can’t go wrong with doughnuts.  Let’s face it: pretty much any time you fry dough and then add sugar to it, it’s going to be good.

So of course, most countries have their own take on the doughnut, because again: you cannot go wrong.  Literally cannot.

Greece’s version is called loukoumades, which is essentially a doughnut hole that’s been tossed in honey and seasoned with cinnamon.  It’s great (at least if the version they serve at Loukoumania Cafe is anything to go by).

Loukoumania Cafe

I actually liked it a lot more than I was expecting to (and I was expecting to like it).  The loukoumades were hot and fresh, with a pronounced outer layer of crispiness.  The contrast between the crispy exterior and the fluffy, chewy interior was extremely satisfying.

The flavour was great too, with the perfect amount of honey; it’s nice and sweet, but not overwhelmingly so.  And the cinnamon takes it over the top.  It’s fantastic.

Loukoumania Cafe

They have various sauces and toppings you can add to your loukoumades, but since they’re so great on their own, this seems superfluous.  You also have the option to get them on top of ice cream.  I did this (because I can’t say no to ice cream); it was a huge mistake.

I won’t even mince words: the ice cream was flat-out horrible.  It was cloyingly sweet and thin, with almost zero creaminess.  It was almost as bad as what I recently had at Kiss the Tiramisu, which is saying a lot.

The doughnuts are so good, though.  Just skip the ice cream and get more of them.