Olive Garden Probably isn’t as Good as you Remember

Olive Garden
Location
: 1 Bass Pro Mills Drive, Vaughan (inside Vaughan Mills)
Website: https://www.olivegarden.ca/

Olive Garden left Ontario well over twenty years ago, and clearly there’s a lot of nostalgia for the place; they opened recently at Vaughan Mills, and the waits are reportedly up to two hours long.

Note: I am not immune to this nostalgia.  I certainly remembered liking Olive Garden back in the day, and I was pretty excited for its return.  I showed up on a Saturday just after they opened at 11:00am, and even at that hour, there was about a twenty minute wait for a table.

Olive Garden

The menu consists mostly of a variety of pastas.  I went with the Tour of Italy: “Three OG classics all on one plate! Chicken Parmigiana, Lasagna Classico and our signature Fettuccine Alfredo; all with homemade sauces made fresh every morning.”  Go big or go home, right?

Famously, all of their entrees come with an unlimited serving of soup or salad and breadsticks.  My dining companion and I both went with the salad, and they brought a giant bowl that you can serve yourself from.

Olive Garden

The salad is a pretty standard iceberg / cabbage / carrot mix topped with onions, a few tomato slices, a bunch of croutons, and, if you want, freshly grated cheese.  The dressing is something along the lines of Kraft Italian.  It’s exactly what you think it’s going to be.  It’s pleasant.

The breadsticks are extremely Wonder-Bread-esque, but they’re served warm and taste fresh; they’re pleasantly greasy and mildly garlicky.  In retrospect, these were the highlight of the meal.

Olive Garden

As for the entree, all three items were about on par with something you can get in the freezer section of the supermarket for a couple of bucks.  Very Michelina-coded, as the kids might say.

The chicken parmigiana was nice and crunchy at least, even if it was so overcooked that when I struggled to cut into one of the edges, I assumed I had hit a bone (it’s boneless).

The fettuccini alfredo was just blandly rich, though if you combine it with the intensely salty chicken parmigiana, they kinda cancel each other out.

Olive Garden

The lasagna was maybe the most Michelina of the bunch, with a mushy texture and a deluge of middling sauce that tasted extremely jarred.

I should note that I’m coming off quite negative here, but I didn’t hate it, I guess?  I mean, I finished the plate, so clearly it wasn’t too offensive.  If this had been like twenty bucks (max), I wouldn’t have been mad about it.  But $31.29 (!) is an upsetting amount to pay for this caliber of food.  Yes, I ordered the dish that comes with multiple items, but all the pastas here range from the mid 20s to early 30s.

If all you’re after is quantity over quality, you’ll get much better bang for your buck at a buffet (RIP Frankie Tomatto’s — forever in my heart).

Strawberry Salad from Wendy’s

Strawberry Salad from Wendy's
Location
5250 Dundas Street West, Toronto
Websitehttps://www.wendys.com/en-ca

A few years ago, pretty much every fast food chain started serving salads in a short-lived attempt to prove to everyone that they’re not just about clogging your arteries and raising your blood pressure.  But healthy eats at a fast food joint is an affront to everything that is good and pure about the world, and the salads are pretty much all gone — except at Wendy’s.

I guess people actually order the salads at Wendy’s?  Because not only are they still on the  menu, but they’re adding new ones, too.

Strawberry Salad from Wendy's

Here’s how Wendy’s website describes the Strawberry Salad: “Herb-marinated, grilled 100% Canadian grilled chicken breast topped with fire-roasted corn, sharp white cheddar, roasted pecans, greenhouse-grown strawberries and lettuce all finished with a sweet onion vinaigrette. It’s the best you’ll pick all year.”

It’s fine?  It’s a pretty generic salad.  I didn’t dislike eating it, but the guy next to me was eating a burger and I’ll admit that I was pretty jealous.

Strawberry Salad from Wendy's

It mostly all works pretty well — in particular, the balance between the salty cheese, the sweet strawberries and candied pecans, and the zippy dressing is fairly satisfying.  I was worried that the dressing might be too oniony, but it was fine.

The biggest issue here are the chicken pieces.  I was hoping they’d use freshly-cooked chicken, but instead it’s those pre-cooked chicken breast pieces that you can find in the supermarket or at Costco.  They get the job done, but they have a very processed taste and texture that I’m not crazy about.

An Enjoyable Sandwich at Henry’s Fish & Chips

Henry's Fish & Chips
Location
: 833 Westlock Road,  Mississauga
Website: https://www.facebook.com/p/Henrys-Fish-Chips-100070019051515/

I’ll admit that I mostly wanted to try Henry’s Fish & Chips because I was driving by and thought, hey, that looks delightfully old-school.  And yeah: it is indeed delightfully old-school.  The place has been around since 1987; if you’ve been kicking around for that many decades, clearly, you’re doing something right.

Henry's Fish & Chips

Also delightfully old-school: the prices.  I got the cod on a bun, which came up to about nine bucks for a fairy substantial sandwich.  The chips start at about two bucks, and the small coleslaw cost 66 cents.  And if you’re really looking for a deal, one of the fish options is basa — you can get basa, chips, and a can of soda for just under seven bucks.

Henry's Fish & Chips

And the fish is quite good, though I’d definitely order the classic fish and chips over the sandwich next time; the bread is a bit too crusty and substantial, and the fish is so tasty that it just isn’t necessary.

Everything is fried to order, and the fish was nice and flaky and had a crispy, but — and this is key — not overly substantial exterior.

Henry's Fish & Chips

The fries were quite good too, with a great crispy/creamy balance.  I saw a few other people ordering the poutine, and yeah, I’m sure that’s tasty.

I should note that the place is pretty tiny inside, with just a couple of small counters if you want to eat in.

A Tasty Wrap at Fresh

A Tasty Wrap at Fresh
Location
: 25 The West Mall, Etobicoke (inside Sherway Gardens)
Website: https://www.freshkitchens.ca/

I’ve been to Fresh a couple of times, and thought it wasn’t much better than fine on either visit.  So I can’t say my expectations were particularly high on this visit, but you know what?  I thoroughly enjoyed my wrap.

A Tasty Wrap at Fresh

I ordered the broccoli Caesar wrap (“Roasted broccoli, heritage blend lettuce, chick’n tenders, Caesar dressing, grilled whole wheat tortilla,”) and when it came, I thought: uh oh.  That’s too much green.  That is an impenetrable-looking wall of green.  That can’t be good.

But the broccoli was nicely roasted and liberally dressed with a zippy, garlicky Caesar dressing, and yeah, it worked.  The “chick’n” tenders were crispy and warm from the fryer, and the fake chicken inside was close enough to the real deal that, with all the veggies and dressing, it was quite passable.

I got a salad on the side with the house dressing, which was maybe the oiliest salad dressing I’ve ever tasted?  The pool of oil eventually made its way to the wrap and made it slick with grease and hard to eat.  But aside from that?  A surprisingly tasty meal.

Tasty Korean Fusion at Oddseoul

Oddseoul
Location
: 90 Ossington Avenue, Toronto
Website: https://www.instagram.com/90oddseoul/

I know some people are down on the whole small plates format, but I like it.  It’s always nice to try a variety of stuff.  I guess the main complaint is that you wind up paying more for less food, but that’s not an issue here; with a couple of exceptions, pretty much everything on the menu is in the low- to mid-teens, and the portions are surprisingly generous.

Oddseoul

I tried a few things.  First up is the spicy scallion and avocado slaw: “mixed greens, cabbage, pickled chilies, bell peppers, crispy shallots, sweet and spicy sesame dressing.”  This was a fantastic salad — it’s got a great variety of textures (crispy, crunchy, and creamy) a zippy dressing, and nice pops of acidity from the pickled chilies.

Oddseoul

Up next was the squash poutine: “tempura squash, cheese curds, curried gravy, roasted kimchi, pickled onions.”  This has very few poutine-like properties (the gooey cheese is fully liquefied, the gravy — while delicious — tastes nothing like a traditional gravy, and the squash can’t really be compared to fries), but whatever it is, it’s very tasty.  I wish the squash were a bit crispier, but I’d happily order this again.

Oddseoul

The loosey (“Korean Big Mac, served on Texas toast”) was the closest thing to a miss, and even it was tasty enough.  The beef was too tightly packed and a bit tough, and none of the flavours struck me as particularly Korean or McDonald’s-esque.  Still, it’s a decent enough burger.

Oddseoul

Last but not least was the bulgogi cheesesteak (“sliced marinated steak, American cheese, sambal mayo, toasted baguette”).  Crossing bulgogi and a Philly cheesesteak is actually kind of ingenious, and the bulgogi here is super tasty.  I wish it had been a bit cheesier (it had one thin slice of partially melted American), but it’s still a great sandwich.