A $36 Bowl of Pho at The Lunch Lady

The Lunch Lady
Location
: 93 Ossington Avenue, Toronto
Website: https://thelunchlady.com/

The Lunch Lady is a Vietnamese restaurant that opened in Toronto with some built-in hype thanks to its Anthony-Bourdain-related backstory (it started as an anonymous street food stall in Vietnam that Bourdain visited and blew up, then it expanded to Vancouver, and most recently, Toronto).

And when I say hype, I mean hype.  I actually tried to visit last weekend for lunch and was flat-out turned away.  Reservations (for now, at least) are advised.

The Lunch Lady

The biggest bummer here is that the dish that Bourdain tried — a noodle soup called bun bo hue — isn’t on the menu.  The closest thing is the pho, which comes in two versions: standard (“brisket, short plate, rare beef shoulder, rice noodles, 24-hour beef broth”), which costs $22, and wagyu (“rare wagyu zabuton, beef cheek, ox tail, bone marrow, slow poached egg, rice noodles, 24-hour beef broth”), which costs a whopping $36.

The Lunch Lady

The menu notes that the wagyu version is the chef’s recommendation, so sure, why not — you can’t take it with you, I guess??  $36 is a somewhat upsetting amount to pay for a bowl of pho; was it worth it?

Kinda?  Nothing about the broth particularly stands out — it tastes quite similar to any other decent bowl of pho I’ve had in the GTA, with none of the extra oomph or beefy flavour you’d hope for, given the price tag.

The Lunch Lady

Everything else, however?  Fantastic.  In particular, the very generous portions of oxtail and beef cheek are both phenomenal; they’re tender and unctuous, with a nice balance of perfectly rendered fat and ultra-tender meat, and an intense beefy flavour that lets you know they’re using good quality stuff.

The Lunch Lady

Do I dare use the word unctuous twice in one post??  Yeah, I’m gonna do it.  The generous amount of bone marrow — which comes right on the bone — is silky and unctuous, and has a really nice roasty flavour.

The wagyu zabuton (which, apparently, is a cut from the shoulder of the cow — I learned something today) comes uncooked on the side; the waiter advised that it be dipped in the soup for about 10 seconds to cook it very lightly.  Like all the other beef here, it’s tender and flavourful.

The Lunch Lady

There’s also an ultra-silky slow-poached egg in the bowl; it basically just melts into the soup, adding some extra richness.  Everything else — the rice noodles and the sauces, veggies, and herbs on the side — are standard-issue pho stuff.

So, once again, was it worth $36?

I guess?  I doubt I’d order it again (what am I, Warren Buffet???), but I’m not mad I tried it.

A Delicious Dubai Chocolate Cookie at Andrea’s Cookies

Dubai Chocolate Cookie at Andrea's Cookies
Location
: 166 Ossington Avenue, Toronto
Website: https://andreascookies.com/

The last time I tried a cookie from Andrea’s, I’ll admit that I liked it but didn’t love it.  I’m just not generally a fan of the type of underbaked-on-purpose cookies that they serve here.

The cookie I just had, however?  Phenomenal.  Seriously, seriously good.

Dubai Chocolate Cookie at Andrea's Cookies

I got the knafeh, which is basically their take on the Dubai chocolate craze that’s slowly taking over the world (“milk & dark chocolate, phyllo, pistachio cream, pistachios”).

Dubai Chocolate Cookie at Andrea's Cookies

Oof, it’s good.  With a chocolatey cookie like this (particularly with all the stuff they’ve crammed into it and onto it), my issues with an underbaked cookie completely disappear.  This cookie was pleasantly soft, but had none of the raw flour flavour or gumminess that can plague these types of cookies.

That’s not to mention the the crispy bits of kadayif, which do a great job of bringing the soft cookie some texture.

Dubai Chocolate Cookie at Andrea's Cookies

And of course, the combo between the very chocolatey cookie and the rich pistachio cream is a big winner.  It helps that they’re clearly using good quality chocolate, but it’s easily one of the better cookies I’ve had in a while.

Quality Pastrami at Linny’s Luncheonette

Linny's Luncheonette
Location
: 174 Ossington Avenue, Toronto
Website: https://linnysluncheonette.com/

Whenever there’s a new deli specializing in pastrami or Montreal smoked meat, I sit up and take notice.  We have a handful of quality restaurants like this in the GTA, but not nearly enough.  There should be one on every block, and there’s what?  Like maybe five or six?

Linny's Luncheonette

The menu here is extremely simple.  They serve pastrami, a couple of other sandwiches, and a few sides.  It’s also take-out only, so if you don’t get one of the two small picnic tables out front, too bad.  Take your food and walk.

Linny's Luncheonette

The pastrami is quite tasty.  The spicing on the meat is weirdly restrained, though, which dials down the flavour and holds the sandwich back from greatness.  But otherwise, everything here is exactly where it should be, with thick, hand-cut slices of ultra-tender beef on perfectly-fresh rye bread with just the right amount of mustard (I find a lot of places tend to over-mustard their sandwiches, overwhelming the beef, but here it’s just right).

Linny's Luncheonette

I will say that although the borderline bland spicing is a bummer, the meat has a distinctly smoky flavour that goes a long way towards mitigating this.  And it’s still a great sandwich — it’s just that everything else about it is so stellar that its lack of seasoning stands out more than it would otherwise.

I also got a side order of the coleslaw, which is a great zippy counterpoint to the very heavy sandwich (albeit a little too heavy on the onions for my personal preferences).

Quick Bites: Masa Deli, T.O. Dickens Restaurant, Papi Chulo’s

Sausage and egg breakfast sandwich from Masa Deli
Sausage and egg breakfast sandwich from Masa Deli

I think my credibility takes a hit every time I say this (hey, I am what I am), but I feel like as far as breakfast sandwiches go, a McMuffin is surprisingly hard to beat.  Whenever I get a breakfast sandwich (which inevitably costs two or three times as much as McMuffin) I ask myself: is this better than a McMuffin?  And nine times out of ten, the answer is no, not really.  The breakfast sandwich at Masa Deli features “chicken sausage, chive omelette, white cheddar, pickles, aioli, hot sauce, English muffin.”  It’s tasty, with perfectly prepared eggs and an enjoyably flavourful sausage.  But the omelette was a bit too substantial for the sandwich, and all the toppings were so sloppy that the toasted English muffin had thoroughly lost its crispiness by the time I ate it (which was maybe like three or four minutes after they handed it to me).

Bacon Grilled Cheese and BLT from T.O. Dickens Restaurant
Bacon Grilled Cheese and BLT from T.O. Dickens Restaurant

I tried a couple of the sandwiches from T.O. Dickens Restaurant, a no-frills joint with a nice patio in Kensington Market — the bacon grilled cheese, and the BLT.  Nothing about either of them particularly stood out (and I wish the quality of the cheese were a bit higher), but they were both solid sandwiches.  Is it the most exciting option in Kensington Market?  It sure isn’t, but everything I tried was pretty good.

Tacos at Papi Chulo's
Tacos at Papi Chulo’s

Speaking of restaurants with nice patios and solid but unspectacular food… Papi Chulo’s.  It’s fine!  I tried a couple of their tacos, and both were perfectly tasty.  It’s not the type of place that anyone is going to be raving about, but if you’re on Ossington and you’re looking for a nice patio with decent food, you could do worse.

Tasty Korean Fusion at Oddseoul

Oddseoul
Location
: 90 Ossington Avenue, Toronto
Website: https://www.instagram.com/90oddseoul/

I know some people are down on the whole small plates format, but I like it.  It’s always nice to try a variety of stuff.  I guess the main complaint is that you wind up paying more for less food, but that’s not an issue here; with a couple of exceptions, pretty much everything on the menu is in the low- to mid-teens, and the portions are surprisingly generous.

Oddseoul

I tried a few things.  First up is the spicy scallion and avocado slaw: “mixed greens, cabbage, pickled chilies, bell peppers, crispy shallots, sweet and spicy sesame dressing.”  This was a fantastic salad — it’s got a great variety of textures (crispy, crunchy, and creamy) a zippy dressing, and nice pops of acidity from the pickled chilies.

Oddseoul

Up next was the squash poutine: “tempura squash, cheese curds, curried gravy, roasted kimchi, pickled onions.”  This has very few poutine-like properties (the gooey cheese is fully liquefied, the gravy — while delicious — tastes nothing like a traditional gravy, and the squash can’t really be compared to fries), but whatever it is, it’s very tasty.  I wish the squash were a bit crispier, but I’d happily order this again.

Oddseoul

The loosey (“Korean Big Mac, served on Texas toast”) was the closest thing to a miss, and even it was tasty enough.  The beef was too tightly packed and a bit tough, and none of the flavours struck me as particularly Korean or McDonald’s-esque.  Still, it’s a decent enough burger.

Oddseoul

Last but not least was the bulgogi cheesesteak (“sliced marinated steak, American cheese, sambal mayo, toasted baguette”).  Crossing bulgogi and a Philly cheesesteak is actually kind of ingenious, and the bulgogi here is super tasty.  I wish it had been a bit cheesier (it had one thin slice of partially melted American), but it’s still a great sandwich.