Pizza and Gelato at Eataly in Sherway Gardens

Eataly in Sherway Gardens
Location
: 25 The West Mall, Etobicoke (inside Sherway Gardens)
Website: https://www.eataly.ca/stores/eataly-sherway-gardens/

The Eataly in Sherway Gardens has just opened, and while it isn’t quite as impressive as the downtown location (it’s roughly half the size at 25,000 feet, as per Toronto Life), it’s still an absolute must-visit for anyone who’s even vaguely into Italian food.

Eataly in Sherway Gardens

The selection there is absolutely massive, with all kinds of pantry items, fresh pasta, cheese, meat, and prepared foods.  The prices, however, are serious business — looking at the price tags on the prepared foods, in particular, is not for the faint of heart.  It’s  all a bit below restaurant pricing for stuff you have to bring home and heat up yourself, so I guess it’s not too crazy if the food is really good.  But I will admit that paying 16 bucks for one small serving of cold lasagna just feels wrong on a very fundamental level, even if it’s delicious.

(Or maybe I’m just a cheapskate.)

Eataly in Sherway Gardens

I tried a couple of things.  They have a decent selection of pizza slices that you can either eat in the restaurant (though there are only a handful of tables at the moment) or take out.  It’s a thick crust, Roman-style pizza, which is ideal in a grab-and-go setting since it reheats quite well.  I got the margherita, and while nothing about it particularly stood out (the crust, in particular, is pretty bland), it’s a solid slice of pizza.

Eataly in Sherway Gardens

They had eleven flavours of gelato on offer; I went with the old standby, pistachio, and it was fine.  This is a thoroughly insufferable complaint, but I was recently in Italy and was eating gelato on a daily basis, and what they’re serving here is basically trash compared to that.

Eataly in Sherway Gardens

That’s not fair, of course, but even compared to what’s available in Toronto, the gelato here is good, but not great.  The pistachio flavour was a bit off (it definitely tastes like they’re using real pistachios, but I think they might be using flavouring as well), and the texture wasn’t quite as creamy as it should be.

Quick Bites: Chica’s Chicken, SumiLicious, Honey’s

The O.G. Sandwich from Chica's Chicken
The O.G. Sandwich from Chica’s Chicken

The Nashville hot chicken sandwich at Chica’s is very different than it used to be.  I should note that it’s still juicy, crispy, and abundantly flavourful.  It’s easily one of the best fried chicken sandwiches in the city.  But it used to be among the best fried chicken I’ve ever had, and it’s not quite there at the moment.  It’s also noticeably smaller than it used to be — I’m going to guess that it’s about one third of the size?  If you look at a photo of what it used to look like, and then compare it to the photo above, the difference is stark.  Chica’s used to sell a smaller sandwich called the “Small Fry,” which they clearly got rid of because it is not possible to sell a sandwich smaller than what they’re currently serving.  I also ordered it at the max level of heat, “hot AF,” and while it was quite spicy, it’s not at the blow-your-head-off level of heat that it used to be.  Still!  I need to reiterate that it’s very, very good.  A step down from the best fried chicken I’ve ever had is still pretty damn good.

SumiLicious
Smoked meat sandwich at SumiLicious

I haven’t been back to SumiLicious since it opened in 2018; it’s since been recognized by no less than the Michelin guide, and I was curious to see how it’s held up.  Well, it was glorious then, and it’s just as glorious now.  I mean, just look at the photo.  Look at it.  It’s easily the best smoked meat in the city.  I actually had Schwartz’s in Montreal relatively recently, and while I think that place is still the king (the spicing there is a bit more satisfying), SumiLicious is pretty close.

Honey's
Chocolate matzo toffee crunch ice cream from Honey’s

I’ve written about Honey’s before, and how shocked I was that a place that serves entirely vegan scoops of ice cream could be so thoroughly delicious.  Well, it’s still mystifyingly good.  Seriously, how can vegan ice cream be this creamy??  I will say that the more you eat it, the more you notice the absence of the expected dairy/creamy flavour, but aside from that, the texture and flavour is dead on.  I’m pretty positive that if you went out and did a blind taste test, 99 percent of people would have no idea that what they’re serving here is vegan.  As for this particular flavour, it was quite good — the matzo has a mild crunch from the toffee, and a nice restrained sweetness that works very well with the chocolate.

Decent Ice Cream Sandwiches at Ernie’s Icebox

Ernie's Icebox
Location
: 403 Jane Street, Toronto
Website: https://www.erniesicebox.com/

Fact: there is no such thing as a bad ice cream sandwich.  Cookies + ice cream = delicious.  That’s just science.

Which is to say that Ernie’s Icebox specializes in ice cream sandwiches, and they are, of course, good.

Ernie's Icebox

Unlike a place like Bang Bang that makes everything to order, the sandwiches are pre-made and kept frozen.  This isn’t necessarily a bad thing, but holy moly do they ever freeze the hell out of these things.  When they serve it to you, it’s the most frozen thing you’ve ever seen.  It’s an impenetrable brick; basically impossible to eat.

I let it stand for about 15 minutes, and it was still rock hard.  So I waited yet another 15 minutes, which was probably five to ten minutes too long; it was a bit drippy.

Ernie's Icebox

I ordered the peanut butter and jam, which features raspberry (I think?) jam-infused ice cream with chewy peanut butter cookies.

And again, it was good — scientifically, it was an inevitability — but I can’t say anything about it jumped out at me.  The ice cream was a bit thin, and nothing about the PB and J combo particularly popped.  It was tasty, but both the peanut butter and jam flavours were a bit too muted.

Decent Gelato at Hotel Gelato

Hotel Gelato
Location
: 532 Eglinton Avenue West, Toronto
Website: http://www.hotelgelato.com/

Hotel Gelato is pretty good.  I’ve had worse gelato in the city, and I’ve had better.  Can that be the whole post?  It’s gelato!  It’s good!  I don’t know.

I should write a bit more?  Okay, fine.

Hotel Gelato

Despite the name, Hotel Gelato is actually not just a gelato shop, but a full cafe with a menu featuring salads, sandwiches, and brunch classics.  If you walk to the back of the restaurant, however, you’ll find their namesake gelato.

Hotel Gelato

I tried a couple of flavours: peanut butter and vanilla sponge toffee.  They were both perfectly tasty; they could have been richer and creamier, and neither of the flavours particularly blew me away, but it wasn’t exactly a chore to eat.  Again: it’s gelato.  It’s good.  I probably wouldn’t go out of my way for it, but if you’re in the area, I don’t think you’ll be mad that you checked the place out.

A Creamy Pastry at Marvelous by Fred

Marvelous by Fred
Location
: 224 Queen Street West, Toronto
Website: https://marvelousbyfredtoronto-order.ca/

Marvelous by Fred is a French bakery chain with a bunch of locations in Europe, the States, and, in the last couple of years, Canada.  They have a handful of tasty looking desserts and sandwiches, but their specialty is the Merveilleux, a tasty combo of whipped cream and meringue.

Marvelous by Fred

They serve a few different varieties of this, but the classic is the dark chocolate, which the store describes as “dark chocolate whipped cream & dark chocolate shavings.”

It’s good. Obviously it’s good — it’s just a big pile of crispy meringue chunks held together by chocolate-infused whipped cream, and then covered in shaved dark chocolate and topped with more cream.  You literally cannot go wrong with that.  How could you?

Marvelous by Fred

It’s not mind-blowing, though.  I know that its creation is likely more involved than it tastes, but it kinda feels like I could mix together meringue, whipped cream, and chocolate at home and wind up with largely the same result.

Marvelous by Fred

I’m almost certainly not giving the bakery enough credit, but I can’t say I’ve ever thought that about literally any dessert from a French bakery, so there’s that.