Frank’s RedHot Original McCrispy at McDonald’s

Frank’s RedHot Original McCrispy at McDonald's
Location
1001 Islington Avenue, Etobicoke 
Websitehttps://www.mcdonalds.com/ca/en-ca.html

If you put “Frank’s RedHot” in the name of your sandwich, I’m going to expect a lot of Frank’s RedHot.  I don’t think that’s unreasonable?

McDonald’s actually has a few new items in their Frank’s RedHot x McDonald’s menu: you can get the distinctive red hot sauce on a McCrispy, a McVeggie, several different McMuffins, or in a hot honey dipping sauce.

Frank’s RedHot Original McCrispy at McDonald's

I went with the Frank’s RedHot Original McCrispy: “We cranked up the flavour on the McCrispy with the added kick of Frank’s RedHot®. We took our McCrispy chicken sandwich, made with tender and juicy 100% Canadian-raised seasoned chicken, and topped it with shredded lettuce, mayo-style sauce and Frank’s RedHot® Original Thick Sauce. Served on a potato bun.”

Frank’s RedHot Original McCrispy at McDonald's

It’s… fine?  I guess?  As I said, I was kinda (not unreasonably?) expecting this to taste strongly of Frank’s RedHot, and it absolutely did not.  If you’re going to name this sandwich after one of the condiments, it should be called the Mayo Original McCrispy, because it was absolutely dripping with the stuff.

Frank’s RedHot Original McCrispy at McDonald's

The Frank’s Red Hot, on the other hand?  I got a couple of bites with a decent amount (you can see it on one side of the sandwich in the photo), which were reasonably satisfying.  Otherwise, it may as well have not been there.  Which left me with a plain old McCrispy with a vaguely dry piece of chicken.  I didn’t hate it, but I didn’t particularly like it, either.

A Nostalgic Dessert at Alice Marie Bakery & Coffee

Alice Marie Bakery & Coffee
Location
: 807 Gerrard Street East, Toronto
Website: https://www.alicemarie.ca/

Alice Marie Bakery & Coffee serves a cake they call “Deep N’ Nostalgic,” which is their upscale take on McCain’s Deep’n Delicious chocolate cake.

Alice Marie Bakery & Coffee

It’s been many, many years, but I actually have a good amount of nostalgia for the Deep’n Delicious cake — probably because it came with a family-sized meal KFC sold back in the ’90s called the Mega Meal, which I used to regularly harass my parents about ordering until, once every few months, they’d cave and do it.  It was a pretty key part of my childhood.

The version at Alice Marie definitely nails the look, right down to the plastic-domed container it comes in.

Alice Marie Bakery & Coffee

They might have fancied it up a little too much, however (it had better be fancy, for twelve bucks for a relatively small piece); their website says they use Valrhona Satilia Noire 62% chocolate, which I’m going to go out on a limb and say is slightly nicer than the chocolate McCain uses.

Alice Marie Bakery & Coffee

It’s a tasty cake, with a rich chocolatey flavour and a restrained level of sweetness.  I don’t know how much it recalls an actual Deep’n Delicious cake, outside of the look, but it’s definitely a good quality dessert.

Alice Marie Bakery & Coffee

The biggest issue is the buttercream icing that it’s topped with.  They serve the cake fridge-cold, and the stuff is rock hard.  The smart thing to do would be to wait maybe like half an hour for the cake to come to room temperature and for the icing to soften.  But I regret to inform you that I absolutely, positively do not have that kind of patience or willpower.  If you want me to eat that cake at room temperature, you should serve it that way.  Put a tasty chocolate cake in front of me, and tell me it will get better if I wait a few minutes?  That cake is going down my gullet immediately.  Sorry.

Quick Bites: Brodflour, Corleone’s, Villa Madina

Pain Suisse from Brodflour
Pain Suisse from Brodflour

I’ll admit I hadn’t even heard of pain Suisse (which is similar to a chocolate croissant, but with pastry cream and chocolate chips) before seeing it at Brodflour, so I was excited to try it.  And yeah, it’s good.  I mean, look at it.  Of course it’s good.  The combo of the gooey chocolate chips and the slightly sweet pastry cream is a clear winner, and the croissant itself — as you’d expect from Brodflour — is stellar.

Veal sandwich from Corleone's
Veal sandwich from Corleone’s

Corleone’s sells a variety of Italian sandwiches like veal, meatball, and eggplant.  I tried the veal, and it was totally fine.  Nothing about it particularly jumped out at me (and the bun was a bit gummy) but it’s a solid sandwich.  There are a couple of things that stand out about this place, however.  One is that they offer a “junior” version of their sandwiches; most places like this sell massive gut-busters that pretty much demand that you take a nap afterwards, so I appreciated that the smaller sandwich here is satisfying without being comically oversized.  The other thing I appreciated is that the spiciest version of the sandwich is legitimately fiery, with a generous amount of a legitimately hot pepper paste spread on top.

Chicken shawarma wrap from Villa Madina
Chicken shawarma wrap from Villa Madina

Is the shawarma from Villa Madina the best you’ll ever eat?  No, absolutely not.  But it’s actually pretty decent, and for a eatery from a mall food court, that’s enough.  The shawarma has a decent amount of crispy bits and is relatively juicy, and the wrap itself is saucy and tasty.  It’s very middle-of-the-road, but it gets the job done.

Matty Melt Sandwich from KFC x Matty Matheson

Matty Melt Sandwich from KFC x Matty Matheson
Location
: 1610 The Queensway, Etobicoke
Website: https://www.kfc.ca/

KFC is making a pretty big deal out of their collaboration with celebrity chef Matty Matheson.  At the location I went to, there was signage all over the restaurant, and even the bag was emblazoned with Matheson’s name.  It’s in the news.  People are excited!

And sure, it is kinda exciting.  An ostensibly talented chef teaming up with a fast food joint?  Yeah, I’m all over that.

Matty Melt Sandwich from KFC x Matty Matheson

There are three new items in this promotion: the Matty Melt Sandwich, the Matty Melt Slider, and the Matty Mega Melt Poutine.  Hilariously, that poutine weighs in at a whopping 2390 calories (??), which seems like it’s probably too many calories?  I briefly considered ordering this just for the novelty of it, but I just don’t think I’ve reached the level of self-loathing required to want to consume a 2400 calorie poutine from KFC.  Sorry.

So I went with the Matty Melt Sandwich: “The Matty Melt Chicken Sandwich features our signature triple-breaded chicken fillet layered with cheese sauce, sweet caramelized onions, and creamy mayo, all stacked on a potato bun.”

Matty Melt Sandwich from KFC x Matty Matheson

I did not enjoy this sandwich.  It’s that “cheese sauce,” which has zero cheese-like properties and is mostly just one-note salty in an oddly unpleasant way.  If you served this to me blind, I never in a million years would have guessed that it was supposed to be a cheese sauce.

KFC doesn’t mention this in their description, but the only flavour there (aside from the vaguely off-putting amorphous saltiness) is truffle oil.  I might be wrong, but there’s either truffle oil in there, or something that tasted a lot like truffle oil to me.  I’m not particularly crazy about truffle oil, so can’t say I enjoyed this.  Your milage may vary if you like the stuff more than I do.

Matty Melt Sandwich from KFC x Matty Matheson

The only other thing that differentiates this from a standard KFC sandwich are the caramelized onions.  Some sweetness actually would have been nice, considering how salty the sandwich is, but I can’t say the onions added much.

It probably didn’t help that the chicken itself had obviously been sitting out for quite a while, and was dried out and chewy around the edges.  This is partially my fault — the last time I visited this particular KFC location, I had a bad experience and someone commented that it was “the worst KFC in the GTA.”  But that was a few years ago, and I had hoped things had gotten better since then.  Clearly not!  Oh well.

A Great Slice at Maker Pizza

Maker Pizza
Location
: 59 Cameron Street, Toronto
Website: https://www.makerpizza.com/

I was surprised to see I haven’t written about Maker Pizza on this blog since trying their Reuben pizza several years ago (which I didn’t particularly care for, and which is no longer on the menu).

Maker Pizza

I’ve been back several times since then, and the pizza is always stellar.

Maker Pizza

On this visit, I got a slice of the pepperoni with spicy vodka sauce, and yeah, they continue to serve very good pizza.  The slice had a decent amount of good quality pepperoni (the type that curls up and becomes a grease goblet — the best kind), a nice ratio of cheese and sauce, and a good amount of flavour and a mild spicy kick from the spicy vodka sauce.

Maker Pizza

Of course, a pizza lives and dies by its crust, and the crust here is stellar — great blistered edges, crispy enough to hold up to the toppings and the sauce (but not overly crunchy), and a good amount of chew.  It’s a top-notch slice.