Stroopwafel McFlurry​ at McDonald’s (World Menu Heist)

Stroopwafel McFlurry​ at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)
Location
30 Courtneypark Drive East, Mississauga
Websitehttps://www.mcdonalds.com/ca/en-ca.html

I’ll admit that this is — to me — the most boring item in this year’s World Menu Heist.  McFlurries in general are kinda boring, but this one, with just waffle cone pieces and caramel, is particularly uninteresting.

Still, it’s on the menu, and I have an odd (possibly unhealthy??) compulsion to try it all, so sure, why not?

Stroopwafel McFlurry​ at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)

The Stroopwafel McFlurry: “Missing from the Netherlands, now somehow spotted in Canada. Creamy vanilla soft serve swirled with caramel flavoured cinnamon waffle cone pieces and caramel sauce. Sweet, smooth, with a perfect crunch… enjoy it while it’s here.”

It might not be the most exciting thing ever, but it is pretty satisfying.

Stroopwafel McFlurry​ at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)

Though I’m not sure if I would have guessed the stroopwafel connection if I didn’t know that’s what this was.  Stroopwafels are a Dutch dessert featuring two thin, waffle-like cookies encasing a middle layer of chewy caramel (though if you get a fresh one, the caramel is delightfully gooey).  Once you separate the caramel and the waffle and treat them as two separate components, it loses its stroopwafel energy.  It’s just caramel and waffle cone pieces.

Still, the cinnamon on the waffle cone bits is a nice touch and brings this more personality than it otherwise would have had.  The waffle cone bits also have a satisfying crunchiness that contrasts well with the creamy soft serve and gooey caramel.

It’s kinda one-note sweet and not something I’d order again, but I’m not mad I ate it.

Amazing Cookies at Bakery Pompette

Bakery Pompette
Location
: 655 College Street, Toronto
Website: https://www.pompette.ca/bakery

I’ll admit that I hadn’t heard of Bakery Pompette prior to Toronto Life ranking them number four on their list of the best new cookies in the city.  Which is crazy, because based on how good the cookie is, I feel like everyone should be talking about this place.  You’ve all failed me.

Bakery Pompette

The pecan caramel cookie (“pecan chocolate chip cookies topped with coffee caramel and pecan praline”) is pure magic.  It’s basically a chocolate chip cookie, but greatly enhanced with the addition of pecans and the two sauces on top.

Bakery Pompette

It’s cookie perfection, with a great crispy/chewy texture, a generous amount of good-quality chocolate chips, and a nice nuttiness from the pecans.

Bakery Pompette

You’d think the caramel sauce on top would be overkill, but the pleasantly mild bitterness from the coffee does an amazing job of cutting through the cookie’s sweetness.

Every element here just works.  It’s a seriously, seriously good cookie.

Tasty Cheesecake in a Jar at Laila’s Cheesecake Co.

Laila's Cheesecake Co.
Location
: 855 Browns Line, Etobicoke
Website: https://www.lailascheesecake.com/

It’s hard to go wrong with cheesecake, and Laila’s definitely makes a tasty one.  Which is good, because it’s literally all they serve.

Laila's Cheesecake Co.

You can get whole cheesecakes, slices, or individual jars of cheesecake, which seems to be their specialty.  The jars come in two sizes: four ounce or eight ounce.  I found the four ounce serving to be a perfect amount, but eight is there if you really want to cheesecake it up (or if you’re sharing).

Laila's Cheesecake Co.

They have a variety of flavours like salted caramel, blueberry, and cherry; I went with caramel chocolate pecan.

Laila's Cheesecake Co.

It’s really good.  It’s sweet but not too sweet, with a nice balance of flavours between the chocolate, caramel, and tart cheesecake (with another nice dose of texture and flavour from the graham cracker crust at the bottom).  The NY-style cheesecake base is just the right amount of dense and creamy.  It’s a satisfying dessert.

Delicious Cookies at Cosette Coffee

Delicious Cookies at Cosette Coffee
Location
: 1715 Bloor Street West, Toronto
Website: https://www.instagram.com/cosette_coffee/

After reading the description of Cosette Coffee’s chocolate chip and walnut cookie (which they call a milky walnut cookie) in this Toronto Life article, I had no choice but to visit.  I was obligated.  Read that article and look at those photos and tell me you don’t feel the same way.  I dare you.

So yeah, got that cookie.  It’s a good cookie!

Delicious Cookies at Cosette Coffee

It’s a big, fat cookie with a gooey middle, but unlike some other places in the city (*cough* Crumbl *double cough* Andrea’s), there’s no off-putting rawness in the middle.  It’s soft and melty in all the best ways.

Delicious Cookies at Cosette Coffee

It’s also pretty clear that they’re using great quality chocolate, and the big chunks of walnut do a great job of adding some texture and cutting the sweetness a bit.  The baker here mentioned in that article that she doesn’t like a cookie that’s too sweet, and yeah, the sweetness here feels very well balanced.

Delicious Cookies at Cosette Coffee

It’s a great cookie, though it does taste like something is missing — not enough vanilla, maybe?  But it’s otherwise so tasty, with such an addictive crispy/chewy/gooey texture, that it’s easy enough to overlook this.

Delicious Cookies at Cosette CoffeeI actually wound up coming back on a different day and tried the salted caramel.  This one wasn’t quite as fresh as the chocolate chip cookie (it was dense and chewy throughout, with no soft gooiness), but still very, very tasty.  Like with the other cookie, the sweetness level is just about perfect, with the addition of a light sprinkling of salt on top doing a great job of balancing thing out the extra sweetness from the caramel.

Baked Salted Caramel Pie at McDonald’s

Baked Salted Caramel Pie at McDonald's
Location
: 1500 Dundas Street East, Mississauga (inside Walmart)
Website: https://www.mcdonalds.com/ca/en-ca.html

I’m going to try not to spend this entire review complaining about how McDonald’s used to fry their pies, resulting in a golden, satisfyingly crispy exterior, and now bakes them instead.

Remember how good the fried pies used to taste?  No, you don’t, because the switchover happened back in 1992, and you weren’t even born when it happened??  That’s extremely upsetting to me, but yeah, fair enough.

Baked Salted Caramel Pie at McDonald's

Well, the fried pies were good.  And you don’t need a time machine to discover this for yourself — basically every other country in the world still serves their McDonald’s pies fried, and it’s a million times better.  Why we still have to put up with gummy, tasteless crusts despite the fact that the low-fat diet craze that spawned this change has been gone for decades is a mystery that will eternally haunt me.

Baked Salted Caramel Pie at McDonald's

Oh, did I say I wasn’t going to spend this entire review complaining about the crust?  Well, I lied.  Otherwise, this is basically fine — it tastes like an apple pie that’s all goo, no apples, with the slight hit of salt making it a bit more interesting.  But seriously: why are we all putting up with the fact that the pies at McDonald’s are terrible when they don’t have to be???