Frank’s RedHot Hot Honey Sauce at McDonald’s

Frank's RedHot Hot Honey Sauce at McDonald's
Location
: 1001 Islington Avenue, Etobicoke 
Website: https://www.mcdonalds.com/ca/en-ca.html

I recently tried the Frank’s RedHot Original McCrispy and found it to be pretty disappointing. It just didn’t particularly taste like Frank’s RedHot, which is odd, considering it’s right there in the name of the sandwich.

Frank's RedHot Hot Honey Sauce at McDonald's

I figured I’d have a bit more luck with the Frank’s RedHot Hot Honey dipping sauce.  Surely a Frank’s RedHot sauce would taste like Frank’s RedHot?

Yeah, about that.

Frank's RedHot Hot Honey Sauce at McDonald's

Here’s how McDonald’s describes it: “A dipping sauce with the sweet taste of honey and the heat of Frank’s RedHot® to treat your McNuggets® to a flavour they’ve never experienced before.”

Frank's RedHot Hot Honey Sauce at McDonald's

The problem here is that the sauce doesn’t really taste like honey or Frank’s RedHot.  It’s just a mildly spicy sweet goo.  I can’t find the ingredients online, but I’d be shocked if it wasn’t mostly corn syrup with a teeny-tiny bit of honey so they can legally put honey in its name.  As for the Frank’s RedHot, the vinegary flavour of the hot sauce is almost completely wiped out by its intense sweetness.

If you like a very (very very) sweet dipping sauce, you might enjoy this — but I can’t say I did.

A Nostalgic Dessert at Alice Marie Bakery & Coffee

Alice Marie Bakery & Coffee
Location
: 807 Gerrard Street East, Toronto
Website: https://www.alicemarie.ca/

Alice Marie Bakery & Coffee serves a cake they call “Deep N’ Nostalgic,” which is their upscale take on McCain’s Deep’n Delicious chocolate cake.

Alice Marie Bakery & Coffee

It’s been many, many years, but I actually have a good amount of nostalgia for the Deep’n Delicious cake — probably because it came with a family-sized meal KFC sold back in the ’90s called the Mega Meal, which I used to regularly harass my parents about ordering until, once every few months, they’d cave and do it.  It was a pretty key part of my childhood.

The version at Alice Marie definitely nails the look, right down to the plastic-domed container it comes in.

Alice Marie Bakery & Coffee

They might have fancied it up a little too much, however (it had better be fancy, for twelve bucks for a relatively small piece); their website says they use Valrhona Satilia Noire 62% chocolate, which I’m going to go out on a limb and say is slightly nicer than the chocolate McCain uses.

Alice Marie Bakery & Coffee

It’s a tasty cake, with a rich chocolatey flavour and a restrained level of sweetness.  I don’t know how much it recalls an actual Deep’n Delicious cake, outside of the look, but it’s definitely a good quality dessert.

Alice Marie Bakery & Coffee

The biggest issue is the buttercream icing that it’s topped with.  They serve the cake fridge-cold, and the stuff is rock hard.  The smart thing to do would be to wait maybe like half an hour for the cake to come to room temperature and for the icing to soften.  But I regret to inform you that I absolutely, positively do not have that kind of patience or willpower.  If you want me to eat that cake at room temperature, you should serve it that way.  Put a tasty chocolate cake in front of me, and tell me it will get better if I wait a few minutes?  That cake is going down my gullet immediately.  Sorry.

Good Quality Gelato at Il Gelato Di Carlotta

Il Gelato Di Carlotta
Location
: 17 Lock Street, St. Catharines
Website: https://www.gelatodicarlotta.com/

Il Gelato Di Carlotta is a delightful gelato shop that started out in Niagara on the Lake, but has since expanded, with several locations in the area (apparently they used to have one in Vaughan Mills, but currently, the closest one to the GTA would be in Oakville).

Il Gelato Di Carlotta

The flavours pretty much just stick to the classics (stuff like pistachio, stracciatella, hazelnut, etc.)  — this isn’t the most exciting thing ever, but hey, they’re classics for a reason.

Il Gelato Di Carlotta

I went with gianduia (chocolate and hazelnuts — Nutella, basically), and yeah, they know what they’re doing.  The gelato is incredibly smooth and creamy, and I don’t think I need to tell you that the combo of chocolate and hazelnuts is a winner.  I wish the sweetness were dialed back a notch or two, but it’s otherwise so delicious that it’s easy enough to overlook.

Il Gelato Di Carlotta

I should note that I checked out the Oakville location a couple of months after this visit and tried the pistachio gelato bar, and was somewhat less impressed —  most pressingly, the pistachio gelato had very little pistachio flavour, and was completely overwhelmed by the chocolate exterior.

Outstanding Pastries at Steven Tran Chocolatier Pâtissier

Steven Tran Chocolatier Pâtissier
Location
: 476 Roncesvalles Avenue, Toronto
Website: https://steventranchocolates.com/

Steven Tran Chocolatier Pâtissier (that just rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it?) is clearly doing pretty well.  When I visited just after 1:00pm on a recent Saturday, the place was pretty much cleared out, with just a handful of pastries remaining.

I don’t know if I would have tried the salted caramel brownie if it weren’t one of the only things in stock, but wow, I’m glad I did.

Steven Tran Chocolatier Pâtissier

This might have been one of the best brownies I’ve ever had?  It has a perfect chewy texture and a delightfully intense chocolatey flavour.  That’s not to mention the salted caramel on top, which is borderline burnt in all the best ways, with a slight bitterness that balances out its sweetness.

Steven Tran Chocolatier Pâtissier

After I finished it, I was extremely tempted to walk back into the store and order another one, which basically never happens.  Seriously, seriously good.

Steven Tran Chocolatier Pâtissier

I should note that I actually went back a couple of weeks later and ordered the brownie again, and it was just as good.  If I’ve ever eaten a better brownie, I certainly can’t remember it.

Steven Tran Chocolatier Pâtissier

Because I’m a glutton, I also tried the mont blanc, and yeah, that was stellar, too, with a nice creamy/crispy contrast from the cream and the crispy meringue, a satisfying chestnut flavour, and some nice fruitiness from the sauce (blackberry?) in the middle.

Steven Tran Chocolatier Pâtissier

I went back one more time and tried the canele, and like everything else, it was stellar.  Perfect light crispy exterior, and the interior is delightfully custardy.  So, so good.

Tasty Basque Cheesecake at Tea One Bakery and Cafe

Tea One Bakery and Cafe
Location
: 900 Rathburn Road West, Mississauga
Website: https://www.instagram.com/teaonebakery/

Though Tea One Bakery and Cafe has a whole bunch of tasty looking Chinese-style buns and pastries, they also have a whole display case filled with a variety of Basque cheesecake slices.  Clearly, that’s the thing to order.

Tea One Bakery and Cafe

Basque cheesecake, for the initiated, is a crustless cheesecake with a dark, caramelized top.

Tea One Bakery and Cafe

I got a slice of the original, and wow, it was good.  It had a perfect texture — nice and creamy, and just set enough.  It’s incredibly rich, but the relatively restrained sweetness and tart flavour does a great job of balancing things out.

Tea One Bakery and Cafe

I’m going to have to come back and try some of the other flavours, because it was legitimately one of the better slices of cheesecake that I’ve ever had.