Grilled Cheese Cheeseburger at Wendy’s

Grilled Cheese Cheeseburger at Wendy's
Location
5250 Dundas Street West, Toronto
Websitehttps://www.wendys.com/en-ca

Wendy’s has apparently been in Canada for 50 years, and to celebrate, they’re serving a cheeseburger with two grilled cheese sandwiches for buns.  As you do.

No, grilled cheese sandwiches as buns isn’t exactly the most original or fresh idea at this point, but it’s still the type of novelty fast food nonsense that gets me through the day.  Most new fast food burgers just add a different sauce or whatever, and it’s like, come on, guys.  I know you can do better than this.

Wendy’s: I commend you.  I don’t think the burger was particularly good, but hey, you tried.

Grilled Cheese Cheeseburger at Wendy's

Here’s how Wendy’s describes the Grilled Cheese Cheeseburger: “A quarter-pound of fresh, 100% Canadian beef topped with cheese, caramelized onions, and mayo all between a grilled-cheese bun on top and another on the bottom.  Three sandwiches.  One burger.”

The biggest issue here?  I don’t think anyone gave the person who made my burger the memo that a grilled cheese sandwich is supposed to be grilled.  I mean, maybe I’m out of the loop, but I’m pretty sure that’s how grilled cheese is supposed to work?  Otherwise it’s just a cheese sandwich?

Both sandwiches had been lightly toasted on one side, but not enough to particularly melt the cheese.  The bottom one was partially melted, but the cheese in the top bun was fully cold.

Grilled Cheese Cheeseburger at Wendy's

This means that you’re getting double the bread for no reason.  It’s a lot of bread!  And because it was mostly untoasted and fully unbuttered (and slightly stale), it’s all very, very dry.  Between the mega-dose of bread and the not-especially-juicy burger patty, it was legitimately hard to eat.  It was like the Wendy’s version of the saltine challenge.  If my bites were too big, my mouth dried out.  I was reaching for my drink between every mouthful.

And I like caramelized onions, but the combo of the sweet onions and the punishing amount of mildly sweet bread meant that the burger really needed some pickles or veggies or something to break up the one-note flavour.

I really wanted to like this, but no.  I’m sorry, but no.  This burger seems like it should be fun, but my life is now appreciably worse for having tried it.  Thanks, Wendy’s.

French Onion Grilled Cheese at Phancy’s Bodega

French Onion Grilled Cheese at Phancy's Bodega
Location: 2473 Dundas Street West, Toronto
Website: https://www.phancybodega.com/

French onion soup?  Yeah, that’s delicious.  Grilled cheese?  Obviously great.  So if you’re going to cram the two together, clearly I need to try that.

They have a bunch of tasty looking hoagies and grilled cheese sandwiches at Phancy’s (I’ve heard the Buffalo chicken is particularly good), but once I saw the French onion soup sandwich, it had to happen.

French Onion Grilled Cheese at Phancy's Bodega

The French onion grilled cheese, per Phancy’s menu: “Truffle french onion mayo, provolone, caramelized french onions on butter toasted pullman loaf.”

It’s a quality sandwich.  How could it not be?  It’s got a whole bunch of caramelized onions and gooey cheese, so of course it tastes good.

French Onion Grilled Cheese at Phancy's Bodega

The fluffy, slightly sweet brioche-like bread isn’t a perfect match for the sandwich, however.  It has a hard time holding together under the deluge of greasy toppings, and its sweetness is probably overkill.

Something like sourdough would bring bit more heft, not to mention a zingy counterpoint to the very sweet caramelized onions (the sandwich is really crying out for something acidic to cut through the extreme richness, though I suppose that would muddle the French onion soup theme).

French Onion Grilled Cheese at Phancy's Bodega

Still, it’s a very tasty sandwich, though I should note that this was maybe the greasiest, heaviest grilled cheese sandwich I’ve ever eaten.  It was like taking a wrecking ball to my guts.

Don’t make any big plans after eating this thing, is what I’m saying.

Indian Grilled Cheese at Thindi Cafe

Indian Grilled Cheese at Thindi Cafe
Location
: 400 College Street, Toronto
Website: https://www.thindi.ca/

Thindi is interesting — their website says that their goal was to offer something a bit different from the “curry focused” Indian restaurants in the GTA, focusing instead on Indian street food, with a bunch of sandwiches and jazzed-up Maggi noodles on the menu.

Indian Grilled Cheese at Thindi Cafe

I went with the green chili cheese toast, which the menu describes as being “layered with fresh coriander chutney, onions, bell peppers, thai green chilies and cheese.”

It’s basically an Indian grilled cheese sandwich; it has a nice zippy flavour from the chutney, some pops of spice from the green chilis, and a decent amount of gooey processed cheese.

Indian Grilled Cheese at Thindi Cafe

It didn’t exactly blow my mind, though I will admit that I removed the raw red onions, thus rendering my opinion somewhat worthless (raw onions are terrible, what can I say??).  Usually when I remove them from something, I feel like I’m not missing out on much, but in this case I think they were probably pretty important to the overall taste/texture of the sandwich.

Satisfying Grilled Cheese at the RH Courtyard Cafe

RH Courtyard CafeLocation: 3401 Dufferin Street, North York (inside Yorkdale Mall)
Websitehttps://www.restorationhardware.com/content/category.jsp?context=TorontoCafe

Since I’ve already established that the restaurant at the Restoration Hardware in Yorkdale is better than it has any right to be (I was shocked at how decent the burger was), it shouldn’t be a surprise that the grilled cheese is quite tasty.

It’s a classic, no-frills grilled cheese.  This is a dish that a lot of places feel the need to gussy up, with toppings and condiments aplenty.  But grilled cheese is perfect on its own; all you need is good quality bread, cheese, and a whole bunch of butter.  No ornamentation is necessary.

RH Courtyard Cafe

And that’s exactly what the RH Courtyard Cafe gives you: the cheddar cheese is sharp and gooey, and the bread has the perfect amount of substance, with a crispy exterior and a soft interior.

It’s also ridiculously buttery, as it should be; if you can hold a grilled cheese sandwich without your hands instantly becoming slippery with grease, then you need to throw it right in the garbage.  It’s worthless.

But then there’s the price.  It’s 19 bucks.  As good as it is (and it’s quite good), it’s still just a grilled cheese sandwich, which might be the easiest (and cheapest) thing in the world to make.  So it’s hard to justify spending that much on it.

Cubano Disappointment at La Cubana

La Cubana
Location
: 92 Ossington Avenue, Toronto
Websitehttp://www.lacubana.ca/

I love the cubano sandwich at La Cubana.  Or at least, I usually do.

I was going to order something else, but then I realized that I’ve never actually written about the cubano here, and I really don’t need much more of an excuse than that.

And here’s the thing: it was good.  It certainly wasn’t bad, per se.  That’s the problem with serving truly great food; there’s nowhere to go but down, and even something that’s quite good is going to seem like a letdown in comparison.

La Cubana

The cubano here is normally the perfect amalgam of gooey cheese, savoury meats, and zingy pickles.  It’s astonishingly good.  Usually.

This time?  It was off.  Though the cheese was nice and gooey, the pork had a mildly gamy, leftovery flavour, there were almost no pickles to cut the richness of the cheese and the meat, and the bread was dry and overly crunchy.  I ate the sandwich as carefully as I could, and it still thoroughly mangled the roof of my mouth.

Has La Cubana gone downhill?  Or was the kitchen just having a bad day?  I’ll feel bad if it’s the latter — but they served me what they served me, so I don’t feel too bad about it.