Tasty Cheesecake in a Jar at Laila’s Cheesecake Co.

Laila's Cheesecake Co.
Location
: 855 Browns Line, Etobicoke
Website: https://www.lailascheesecake.com/

It’s hard to go wrong with cheesecake, and Laila’s definitely makes a tasty one.  Which is good, because it’s literally all they serve.

Laila's Cheesecake Co.

You can get whole cheesecakes, slices, or individual jars of cheesecake, which seems to be their specialty.  The jars come in two sizes: four ounce or eight ounce.  I found the four ounce serving to be a perfect amount, but eight is there if you really want to cheesecake it up (or if you’re sharing).

Laila's Cheesecake Co.

They have a variety of flavours like salted caramel, blueberry, and cherry; I went with caramel chocolate pecan.

Laila's Cheesecake Co.

It’s really good.  It’s sweet but not too sweet, with a nice balance of flavours between the chocolate, caramel, and tart cheesecake (with another nice dose of texture and flavour from the graham cracker crust at the bottom).  The NY-style cheesecake base is just the right amount of dense and creamy.  It’s a satisfying dessert.

Frank’s RedHot Hot Honey Sauce at McDonald’s

Frank's RedHot Hot Honey Sauce at McDonald's
Location
1001 Islington Avenue, Etobicoke 
Websitehttps://www.mcdonalds.com/ca/en-ca.html

I recently tried the Frank’s RedHot Original McCrispy and found it to be pretty disappointing. It just didn’t particularly taste like Frank’s RedHot, which is odd, considering it’s right there in the name of the sandwich.

Frank's RedHot Hot Honey Sauce at McDonald's

I figured I’d have a bit more luck with the Frank’s RedHot Hot Honey dipping sauce.  Surely a Frank’s RedHot sauce would taste like Frank’s RedHot?

Yeah, about that.

Frank's RedHot Hot Honey Sauce at McDonald's

Here’s how McDonald’s describes it: “A dipping sauce with the sweet taste of honey and the heat of Frank’s RedHot® to treat your McNuggets® to a flavour they’ve never experienced before.”

Frank's RedHot Hot Honey Sauce at McDonald's

The problem here is that the sauce doesn’t really taste like honey or Frank’s RedHot.  It’s just a mildly spicy sweet goo.  I can’t find the ingredients online, but I’d be shocked if it wasn’t mostly corn syrup with a teeny-tiny bit of honey so they can legally put honey in its name.  As for the Frank’s RedHot, the vinegary flavour of the hot sauce is almost completely wiped out by its intense sweetness.

If you like a very (very very) sweet dipping sauce, you might enjoy this — but I can’t say I did.

Matty Melt Sandwich from KFC x Matty Matheson

Matty Melt Sandwich from KFC x Matty Matheson
Location
: 1610 The Queensway, Etobicoke
Website: https://www.kfc.ca/

KFC is making a pretty big deal out of their collaboration with celebrity chef Matty Matheson.  At the location I went to, there was signage all over the restaurant, and even the bag was emblazoned with Matheson’s name.  It’s in the news.  People are excited!

And sure, it is kinda exciting.  An ostensibly talented chef teaming up with a fast food joint?  Yeah, I’m all over that.

Matty Melt Sandwich from KFC x Matty Matheson

There are three new items in this promotion: the Matty Melt Sandwich, the Matty Melt Slider, and the Matty Mega Melt Poutine.  Hilariously, that poutine weighs in at a whopping 2390 calories (??), which seems like it’s probably too many calories?  I briefly considered ordering this just for the novelty of it, but I just don’t think I’ve reached the level of self-loathing required to want to consume a 2400 calorie poutine from KFC.  Sorry.

So I went with the Matty Melt Sandwich: “The Matty Melt Chicken Sandwich features our signature triple-breaded chicken fillet layered with cheese sauce, sweet caramelized onions, and creamy mayo, all stacked on a potato bun.”

Matty Melt Sandwich from KFC x Matty Matheson

I did not enjoy this sandwich.  It’s that “cheese sauce,” which has zero cheese-like properties and is mostly just one-note salty in an oddly unpleasant way.  If you served this to me blind, I never in a million years would have guessed that it was supposed to be a cheese sauce.

KFC doesn’t mention this in their description, but the only flavour there (aside from the vaguely off-putting amorphous saltiness) is truffle oil.  I might be wrong, but there’s either truffle oil in there, or something that tasted a lot like truffle oil to me.  I’m not particularly crazy about truffle oil, so can’t say I enjoyed this.  Your milage may vary if you like the stuff more than I do.

Matty Melt Sandwich from KFC x Matty Matheson

The only other thing that differentiates this from a standard KFC sandwich are the caramelized onions.  Some sweetness actually would have been nice, considering how salty the sandwich is, but I can’t say the onions added much.

It probably didn’t help that the chicken itself had obviously been sitting out for quite a while, and was dried out and chewy around the edges.  This is partially my fault — the last time I visited this particular KFC location, I had a bad experience and someone commented that it was “the worst KFC in the GTA.”  But that was a few years ago, and I had hoped things had gotten better since then.  Clearly not!  Oh well.

Triple Pickle McCrispy from McDonald’s

Triple Pickle McCrispy from McDonald's
Location
1001 Islington Avenue, Etobicoke 
Websitehttps://www.mcdonalds.com/ca/en-ca.html

Pickle-heavy fried chicken sandwiches are officially a thing at fast food joints.  There was the Pickle Glaze Chicken Sandwich at Popeyes, the Pickle Sandwich at KFC, and now, the Triple Pickle McCrispy at McDonald’s.

I was a bit baffled as to what the hell is going on, so I Googled it, and apparently the pickle mania is a Gen Z thing.  Sure, why not?  I guess pickles have rizz.  Am I using that right?  They’re full of rizz?  That seems right.

Triple Pickle McCrispy from McDonald's

Here’s how the McDonald’s website describes the Triple Pickle McCrispy: “A crispy chicken patty – made with 100% Canadian-raised seasoned chicken – and shredded lettuce on a soft potato bun. But that’s only the beginning. Crispy dill pickle-seasoned cucumbers, our classic pickles and a generous spread of our all-new creamy dill pickle sauce. All together in a bold collision of pickle pickle pickle flavour.”

Triple Pickle McCrispy from McDonald's

I enjoyed this.  It is, indeed, very pickley, with a noticeable punch of pickle flavour.   The sauce is slightly sweet and thoroughly zesty, and the fried pickles are basically like the crispy onions that McDonald’s occasionally uses, only… pickley.  They’re tasty.

Between those two things and the standard McDonald’s pickle slices, it’s a lot of pickle — but in a satisfying way.  This doesn’t just feel like a novelty.  I’d get it again.

Bull’s-Eye BBQ Cheeseburger at Wendy’s

Bull's-Eye BBQ Cheeseburger at Wendy's
Location
5250 Dundas Street West, Toronto
Websitehttps://www.wendys.com/en-ca

No, the Bull’s-Eye BBQ Cheeseburger isn’t the most interesting new item at a fast food joint; it’s a bacon cheeseburger with barbecue sauce and crispy onions.  Is is boring?  Yeah, absolutely.  But is it tasty?  Also yes.

Bull's-Eye BBQ Cheeseburger at Wendy's

Here’s how Wendy’s describes it: “Wendy’s new Bull’s-Eye BBQ Cheeseburger gets the combo of sweet and smoky exactly right. 100% fresh, never frozen Canadian beef topped with applewood smoked bacon, crispy onions, and a sweet twist on the bold taste of Barbecue sauce. It’s the freshest in the west.”

Yeah, it’s good.  The barbecue sauce is sweet, tangy, and a bit smoky, and the generous amount of crispy onions adds a noticeable crunch.  The description doesn’t mention it, but there’s also mayo in there, which brings the burger some creaminess and mellows out the sweet barbecue sauce a bit.

Bull's-Eye BBQ Cheeseburger at Wendy's

That’s not to mention the bacon and the cheese, which are both quite welcome on a burger, for obvious reasons.

The only other fast food item I can think of that features barbecue sauce this prominently is the McRib, and you know what?  This is better.  It’s a top-tier fast food hamburger.