Stroopwafel McFlurry​ at McDonald’s (World Menu Heist)

Stroopwafel McFlurry​ at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)
Location
: 30 Courtneypark Drive East, Mississauga
Website: https://www.mcdonalds.com/ca/en-ca.html

I’ll admit that this is — to me — the most boring item in this year’s World Menu Heist.  McFlurries in general are kinda boring, but this one, with just waffle cone pieces and caramel, is particularly uninteresting.

Still, it’s on the menu, and I have an odd (possibly unhealthy??) compulsion to try it all, so sure, why not?

Stroopwafel McFlurry​ at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)

The Stroopwafel McFlurry: “Missing from the Netherlands, now somehow spotted in Canada. Creamy vanilla soft serve swirled with caramel flavoured cinnamon waffle cone pieces and caramel sauce. Sweet, smooth, with a perfect crunch… enjoy it while it’s here.”

It might not be the most exciting thing ever, but it is pretty satisfying.

Stroopwafel McFlurry​ at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)

Though I’m not sure if I would have guessed the stroopwafel connection if I didn’t know that’s what this was.  Stroopwafels are a Dutch dessert featuring two thin, waffle-like cookies encasing a middle layer of chewy caramel (though if you get a fresh one, the caramel is delightfully gooey).  Once you separate the caramel and the waffle and treat them as two separate components, it loses its stroopwafel energy.  It’s just caramel and waffle cone pieces.

Still, the cinnamon on the waffle cone bits is a nice touch and brings this more personality than it otherwise would have had.  The waffle cone bits also have a satisfying crunchiness that contrasts well with the creamy soft serve and gooey caramel.

It’s kinda one-note sweet and not something I’d order again, but I’m not mad I ate it.

Garlic & Black Pepper Chicken McNuggets at McDonald’s (World Menu Heist)

Garlic & Black Pepper Chicken McNuggets at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)
Location
: 30 Courtneypark Drive East, Mississauga
Website: https://www.mcdonalds.com/ca/en-ca.html

The World Menu Heist continues!  Next up: weird McNuggets, courtesy of Japan.

The Garlic & Black Pepper McNuggets, as per the McDonald’s website: “Last seen in Japan, these Chicken McNuggets have made their way to Canada. Crispy Chicken McNuggets with a garlic and black pepper breading, built for dipping. Punchy, savoury, and gone before you know it.”

Garlic & Black Pepper Chicken McNuggets at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)

I’ve gotta give McDonald’s credit — they could have just sprinkled some kind of seasoning on regular McNuggets and called it a day, but no, the flavour here is built right into the batter.

And yeah, it’s clearly very different from a standard McNugget; the flavour is not subtle.

Garlic & Black Pepper Chicken McNuggets at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)

Oddly, it doesn’t taste all that peppery, though the garlic flavour is unmistakable.  It reminded me a lot of the fried chicken wings you’ll find at American/Canadian-style Chinese food joints, like Manchu Wok.  I loved those wings as a kid and haven’t had one in years; the flavour here flashed me right back, Ratatouille-style.

Garlic & Black Pepper Chicken McNuggets at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)

The chicken itself was pretty dry, but otherwise I quite liked this.

And of course, you’ve gotta get the Black Garlic Sauce to go with it, also from Japan.  This actually has more of a peppery bite than the McNuggets, and, of course, a decent hit of garlic flavour.

Garlic & Black Pepper Chicken McNuggets at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)

It’s very, very sweet, however.  It’s kinda like a sweet chili sauce, but… all sweet, no heat.  Personally I found it a bit cloying, but if you dip the McNuggets sparingly, it does complement their flavour pretty well.

McExtreme Pulled Pork at McDonald’s (World Menu Heist)

McExtreme Pulled Pork at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)
Location
: 30 Courtneypark Drive East, Mississauga
Website: https://www.mcdonalds.com/ca/en-ca.html

The World Menu Heist!  It’s back!!  Is it sad that this is probably one of the highlights of my summer?  Please don’t answer that.

As I was leaving the office at lunch today to head to McDonald’s, in my head I was like, we should all be chanting “Menu heist! Menu heist! Menu heist!”  I believe this is a totally rational thought that doesn’t raise any troubling implications about my mental state.

McExtreme Pulled Pork at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)

For all the normal people out there who don’t get unreasonably excited about novelty menus at McDonald’s, the World Menu Heist is a promotion featuring various items pulled from McDonald’s locations around the world.  This year, that includes France, Spain, Australia, Japan, and the Netherlands.

Obviously I’ll be trying everything (what do you think, I won’t be trying every item on this menu?  Get out of here) but I started with the McExtreme Pulled Pork from Spain.

Here’s how McDonald’s describes it: “Pulled from Spain, now in Canada. Layers of pulled pork in BBQ sauce, beef, hickory-smoked bacon, white processed cheese, crispy onions for some crunch and creamy chipotle sauce for heat make for one delicious sandwich. One bite leads to another… and somehow it’s all gone.”

McExtreme Pulled Pork at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)

I’ve had some weird international McDonald’s menu items over the years, but somehow, pulled pork on a burger at McDonald’s strikes me as particularly weird.

It’s a tasty burger, though sadly, the pulled pork element is negligible.  There’s a teeny-tiny amount of pulled pork on the burger, and it’s spread very thin over the large patty.  You can taste the BBQ sauce, but I suspect if I had eaten this blind, I wouldn’t have even known the burger had pulled pork on it.  There’s just too much other stuff going on.

McExtreme Pulled Pork at McDonald's (World Menu Heist)

I did try a little bit on its own, and it’s exactly what you think it’ll be.  It’s pretty mushy and soaked in enough BBQ sauce to completely wipe out any pork flavour — but that sauce is tasty, and it’s pleasant enough as a burger topping.

Otherwise, this is probably one of the better burgers McDonald’s has come out with in a while.  The creamy chipotle sauce is pleasingly zesty and very mildly spicy, and the BBQ sauce adds a nice sweet/savoury kick.  The cheese, bacon, and crispy onions complement it well.  It’s a solid fast food burger.

Dill Pickle Chicken Sandwich from Wendy’s

Dill Pickle Chicken Sandwich from Wendy's
Location
: 5250 Dundas Street West, Toronto
Website: https://www.wendys.com/en-ca

Pickle fried chicken sandwiches are definitely having a moment; Popeyes, KFC, and McDonald’s have all done their own version, and now here comes Wendy’s to hop on that bandwagon.  Your move, Burger King.

Dill Pickle Chicken Sandwich from Wendy's

Here’s how Wendy’s describes it: “A juicy, crispy chicken breast with dill pickle mayo, mozzarella cheese, and six (6!) pickle slices on a toasted bun. Your pickle craving doesn’t stand a chance.”

Dill Pickle Chicken Sandwich from Wendy's

I’ll admit that I wasn’t crazy about this one.  It has an unmistakable dill pickle flavour, both from the pickles and the zippy mayo, but otherwise the sandwich is just kinda one-note salty in a way that I found vaguely unpleasant.

It didn’t help that the chicken itself was dry.  That’s always a crapshoot at a fast food joint; sometimes you get lucky, and sometimes you get sad dryness.  Oh well.

Smash Burger from A&W

Smash Burger from A&W
Location
: 75 Resolution Drive, Brampton
Website: https://web.aw.ca/en/home

A&W is a bit late on the smash burger trend, aren’t they?  About a decade ago, it seemed like every other new restaurant specialized in that particular type of burger, but the fervor has calmed down quite a bit since then.

But hey, better late than never, I guess?

Here’s how A&W describes it: “A perfectly smashed grass-fed beef patty with melted cheddar cheese, tangy pickles, sliced onions and our secret sauce, on a toasted brioche-style bun.”  You can get it as a single or double patty; I went with single, and skipped the onion.

Smash Burger from A&W

It’s a perfectly decent burger.

The whole point of this style of burger is the dark brown crust on the patty, and as you can see from this photo, they did a moderately okay job of accomplishing this.

Smash Burger from A&W

As you’d expect from a fast food joint, the patty is quite dry and bland.  The slice of cheese and generous amount of sauce (which is aggressively zesty and a bit overwhelming) mostly compensates for this, but there’s basically zero juiciness or beefy flavour here.

The cheese is cheddar rather than the more traditional American — personally, I think that’s incorrect (American has the perfect level of gooiness for this style of cheeseburger), but I guess that’s a matter of opinion.

Smash Burger from A&W

The sweet brioche bun mostly suits the burger fairly well, though it’s too substantial and throws off the beef-to-bun ratio.  Again, if we’re talking about what’s traditional, I think the soft squishiness of a potato bun would work better.

I’m sure the substantial brioche here would be a better match for the double patty option, but then you’d be faced with twice the amount of dry, tasteless beef, so… I dunno what the solution is there.

(I’d say the solution is “go somewhere better,” though I guess that would be a bit harsh.  The burger is not unpleasant.)