Cajun Ranch McCrispy at McDonald’s

Cajun Ranch McCrispy at McDonald's
Location
1001 Islington Avenue, Etobicoke 
Websitehttps://www.mcdonalds.com/ca/en-ca.html

I’ll admit that after the upsettingly bad Raptor Chicken Nacho Poutine, I thought, maybe I should give McDonald’s a break?  Maybe I don’t need to keep doing this to myself?

But no, I do need to keep doing this to myself.  I am compelled.  Maybe admitting I have a problem is the first step?

Cajun Ranch McCrispy at McDonald's

I actually enjoyed this one, though.  What do you know!

The Cajun Ranch McCrispy, per McDonald’s website: “A crispy chicken sandwich made with tender and juicy 100% Canadian-raised seasoned chicken, topped with shredded lettuce, red bell pepper crisps and creamy Cajun ranch sauce, all served on a toasted potato bun.”

Cajun Ranch McCrispy at McDonald's

I quite liked that Cajun ranch sauce.  It had the usual ranch flavour, but was also enjoyably zesty with a very, very mild spicy kick.  I’d buy a bottle of that stuff.

And the red bell pepper crisps were a nice touch.  They were basically like the crispy onions or crispy jalapenos that McDonald’s has used a few times before, but… with red bell peppers.  Little crispy fried bits are always going to be welcome on a sandwich.

Otherwise it’s a standard McCrispy, but that sauce actually does elevate it.

Quick Bites: Crumbl, Tom’s Dairy Freeze, Lola’s

Chocolate chip cookie from Crumbl
Chocolate chip cookie from Crumbl

Crumbl is an American cookie chain that opened in Mississauga earlier last year with a ton of hype.  I actually tried to go around when they opened, and the line was so intense that I wound up skipping it altogether.  Things have calmed down quite a bit (the place was empty on my recent visit), so I was finally able to try the chocolate chip cookie (they have a rotating menu of six cookies, but the chocolate chip is what made them famous).  The cookie seemed like it should have been pretty decent; it’s not too sweet, and it’s clearly made with good quality chocolate.  But the cookie was way, way underbaked, with a pronounced raw flour flavour and a middle that was more gummy than chewy.  I’m assuming this was partially on purpose, to create a softer cookie, but they clearly went a bit too far (it probably doesn’t help that the cookie is enormous, which makes it harder to underbake without having a fully raw middle).

I should note that I originally wrote this a few months ago (I have a bit of a backlog).  I recently tried Crumbl’s second location in Mississauga, around Dixie and Dundas, hoping that the first cookie was just a mistake — surely it’s not supposed to be that underbaked?  I had the exact same experience.  I also overheard a family in line raving about how much they love the cookies here, so clearly this place has its fans.  I am not one of them.

Strawberry sundae from Tom's Dairy Freeze
Strawberry sundae from Tom’s Dairy Freeze

I just checked — this will be my seventh time featuring Tom’s Dairy Freeze on this blog, and you know what?  I regret nothing.  The place continues to serve the city’s best soft serve, so why shouldn’t I write about it on a semi-regular basis?  It’s my duty.  I got the strawberry sundae on this particular visit, and it was, of course, delicious.  I find the sauces here tend not to be nearly as good as the ice cream itself, but this one was great — in particular, the huge chunks of strawberry complemented the creamy ice cream perfectly.

Chocolate gelato from Lola's
Chocolate gelato from Lola’s Gelato

Speaking of amazing ice cream, every time I check out Lola’s, I’m like “is this the best gelato in the city??”  Certainly, they’re neck-and-neck with Mizzica (Nani’s used to be a contender, but my last few visits have been surprisingly poor).  I got plain old chocolate on this particular visit, and while it was maybe a touch too sweet, it had a great chocolate flavour and the texture was perfect: super rich and creamy, and served at the right temperature (e.g. not as hard as a brick).

Raptor Chicken Nacho Poutine at McDonald’s

Raptor Chicken Nacho Poutine at McDonald's
Location
1001 Islington Avenue, Etobicoke 
Websitehttps://www.mcdonalds.com/ca/en-ca.html

I’ll admit that the Raptor Chicken Nacho Poutine kind of sent me into an existential panic.  Like, where did I go wrong in my life that I’m sitting alone in a McDonald’s on a Friday evening, scarfing down an ill-advised novelty poutine so I can review it for my food blog?  What wrong turn did I make to get here?

The Raptor Chicken Nacho Poutine is not good.  But hey, I ate it.  It caused me to look deep down inside myself and not like what I see, but I did eat it and finish it, so of course I’m going to blog about it.  Otherwise what was it all for??

Raptor Chicken Nacho Poutine at McDonald's

Here’s how McDonald’s describes this thing: “this new offering is made with 100% Canadian-raised seasoned chicken, our World Famous Fries™ layered with stringy cheese curds and savoury gravy, topped with tortilla strips and drizzled with nacho cheese sauce.”

Maybe I’m exaggerating a bit about how bad this is.  It’s not gross, I guess, but I didn’t find anything about eating it to be particularly pleasant.  It’s mostly just an odd hodgepodge of flavours and textures that don’t particularly belong together.

Raptor Chicken Nacho Poutine at McDonald's

I think the nacho cheese sauce is the worst offender.  I actually like nacho cheese sauce, but combined with the gravy and curds it had an odd sourness that I found off-putting.  The tortilla strips were fine, but again, they just seemed odd in the context of a poutine.

As for the big chunks of chicken that they had plopped on top — like everything else, they’re just kinda there, doing their own thing.  They don’t really add anything to the dish.

Then there’s the poutine base, which is fine, but I don’t think McDonald’s has a great poutine in the best of times, and this was certainly not the best of times (the fact that the fries were paler and soggier than usual didn’t help).

Tasty Pastries at Ba Noi

Ba Noi
Location
: 806 Bloor Street West, Toronto
Website: https://ba-noi.myshopify.com/

Ba Noi is a delightful bakery on Bloor that specializes in sourdough, along with a handful of tasty treats.

Ba Noi

They’re also very, very popular.  When I showed up on a Saturday afternoon, they were sold out of everything outside of chocolate chip cookies and butter tarts.  That was unfortunate, but certainly, there are worse things to be forced to order at a bakery.  I tried both, and they were each extremely tasty.  I’ll definitely have to come back to try the sourdough.

Ba Noi

The cookie was the highlight.  It helped that it was extremely fresh (arguably too fresh, but who can say no to a warm, gooey chocolate chip cookie?), but this was a superlative cookie, with great quality chocolate and a nice depth of flavour.  I find a lot of chocolate chip cookies can be one-note sweet, but that definitely wasn’t the case here.

Ba Noi

The butter tart was interesting; it was kind of like a hybrid between a standard butter tart and a Portuguese custard tart, with a flaky crust and a filling that was less sweet and more custardy than the norm.  It was absolutely delicious, though the crust was a bit soggy despite it still being warm from the oven when it was served to me (the woman behind the counter advised that it might be too fresh to sample immediately; I waited about an hour to eat it.  It’s possible it steamed in the bag?).

An Amazing Cheeseburger at BEAR Steak Sandwiches

BEAR Steak Sandwiches
Location
550A College Street, Toronto
Websitehttps://bearsteak.ca/

BEAR Steak Sandwiches recently added a cheeseburger to their delightfully focused menu (they serve three things: a steak sandwich, a roast pork sandwich, and now, a burger), and yeah.  Of course.  Of course I need to try that.  Their steak sandwich is easily one of the best sandwiches in the city.  So if they’re taking a swing at a hamburger?  Yes please.

Bonus: it’s a big fat chunky boy rather than the thin smashed burger that’s so omnipresent in the city.  I like a smashed burger as much as the next guy, but come on.  Other types of hamburgers exist.

BEAR Steak Sandwiches

The cheeseburger, as per their menu: “Medium rare chuck patty, American cheese, white onion, pickle, sesame bun. Sauce on the side.”

I skipped the onion, but otherwise got this as is.

BEAR Steak Sandwiches

Wow, it’s good.  Seriously, seriously good.  The patty is a thing of beauty: amazing beefy flavour, great texture, perfectly seasoned.  That beefy flavour slaps you in the face in all the best ways.  I know that it looks very rare in that photo, but it was cooked to a perfect medium rare and had none of the mushiness that you’ll find in too-rare hamburger patties.  It was glorious.

It comes with a little tub of what I’m assuming is their chimichurri sauce with mayo mixed in; it’s seriously delicious, but completely unnecessary.  When the beef is this good, I don’t need anything to distract from its flavour; the zippiness from the pickles and the salty richness from the cheese are all you need.

BEAR Steak Sandwiches

The bun has a bit more heft than your typical burger bun, but since the patty here is so substantial, it totally works.

My burger blog is pretty much defunct at this point, but if I were to review this there, I’d rate it a perfect four out of four.  I have some minor nitpicks (the cheese could have been meltier, the grind on the beef could have been a bit more coarse, and the beef could have been slightly fattier/juicier), but those are teeny-tiny complaints about an otherwise superlative hamburger.