KD Mac & Cheese Chicken Sandwich from KFC

KD Mac & Cheese Chicken Sandwich from KFC
Location
: 3517 Dundas Street West, York
Website: https://www.kfc.ca/

I’ve gotta give it to KFC: they know exactly what I want out of a fast food joint.  If they keep pumping out carnival-style food, I’m gonna keep trying it.

I think the massive success of the Double Down might have broken something in the brains of all the KFC executives, because they’re clearly still chasing that high (the Festive Chicken Sandwich, the Gravy Lovers Sandwich, etc.), and I’m very happy to be along for the ride.

KD Mac & Cheese Chicken Sandwich from KFC

As per the KFC website, “the KD® Mac & Cheese Chicken Sandwich features our signature Chicken fillet, topped with KD macaroni noodles and creamy KD cheese sauce brought together to deliver on the ultimate Cheesy experience!”

KD Mac & Cheese Chicken Sandwich from KFC

It’s actually not bad, though calling it “the ultimate cheesy experience” might be a bit of a stretch.  I don’t know if Kraft Dinner is way more bland than I remembered or if they just didn’t put enough sauce in this particular batch, but it mostly just tasted like plain macaroni (despite having that distinctive orange glow).  I think there might have been a tiny bit of the “creamy KD cheese sauce” on top, but not enough to make much of a difference.

KD Mac & Cheese Chicken Sandwich from KFC

Still, I got lucky and got a reasonably hot and fresh piece of chicken, so just as a normal sandwich, it was tasty; the chicken was reasonably juicy, with a nicely crunchy exterior.  The mac and cheese mostly just added some creaminess and — if you really concentrate — the vaguest patina of cheesy flavour.  So no, it doesn’t add a whole lot, but it doesn’t detract, either.

Firecracker McCrispy at McDonald’s

Firecracker McCrispy at McDonald's
Location
1001 Islington Avenue, Etobicoke 
Websitehttps://www.mcdonalds.com/ca/en-ca.html

I wasn’t a particularly big fan of the regular McCrispy, which I thought was fine, but way too plain to be particularly worth thinking about.  But a spicy version?  Yeah, now you’re talking.

The McDonald’s website describes this as “a crispy chicken sandwich topped with a creamy sweet and spicy sauce and crispy jalapenos. Made with tender and juicy 100% Canadian-raised seasoned chicken and served on a soft potato bun.”

Firecracker McCrispy at McDonald's

You can get it with or without bacon; the signage outside of the store advertised the bacon version, so that’s what I got.

It’s pretty decent.  It’s a big upgrade over the standard McCrispy, that’s for sure.  The sweet and spicy sauce is, as advertised, very sweet and a little bit spicy.  It’s borderline too sweet, but with all the other stuff, it works.

Firecracker McCrispy at McDonald's

The crispy jalapenos add some extra crispiness and a tiny bit more heat, and the patty itself is what it is.  It’s fine.

The bacon is probably unnecessary, though.  Something a bit thicker likely would have enhanced things, but the bacon here was so thin that it kinda got lost among the other components of the sandwich.

Chinese Fast Food at Bingz Crispy Burger

Bingz Crispy Burger
Location
: 3401 Dufferin Street, North York (inside Yorkdale Mall)
Website: https://www.bingzcanada.com/

Bingz is a Chinese chain that sells a variety of sandwiches made with a crispy, flaky bun, along with a handful of side dishes.

I went with the signature pork, and it’s delightfully simple — it’s just braised pork shoulder on a bun.  That’s it.  Want any condiments?  Go somewhere else!

Bingz Crispy Burger

It’s quite good.  It’s very no-frills, but the pork is meaty, flavourful, and super tender.  The crispy bun is a good mix of flaky/crispy and chewy, and suits the pork perfectly.

(Also, this probably goes without saying, but this thing is absolutely not a burger in any appreciable way, making the name a bit of a head-scratcher.)

And it’s only six bucks, which is actually a pretty great deal; they manage to cram a decent amount of meat into that thing.  For something from a food court in a mall, it’s way better than it needs to be.

Creamy Parmesan & Bacon Quarter Pounder at McDonald’s

Creamy Parmesan & Bacon Quarter Pounder at McDonald's
Location
1001 Islington Avenue, Etobicoke 
Websitehttps://www.mcdonalds.com/ca/en-ca.html

Why aren’t these limited-time-only burgers at McDonald’s ever a Big Mac?  Why are they always Quarter Pounders?  A Big Mac with some kind of different sauce in it?  I’d try it!

Alas, here’s another Quarter Pounder, though I quite enjoyed this one, so I guess I shouldn’t complain.

Creamy Parmesan & Bacon Quarter Pounder at McDonald's

The Creamy Parmesan & Bacon Quarter Pounder: “A quarter pound of 100% Canadian beef topped with a creamy parmesan and black pepper sauce, hickory-smoked bacon, crispy onions, pickles, ketchup, mustard and 2 slices of processed cheddar cheese served on a toasted sesame seed bun.”

I’ll admit that I got quite lucky with this one; a burger that’s hot, fresh, and well-assembled at a fast food joint is far from a sure thing, but that’s what I ended up with.  A burger at McDonald’s can be juicy, apparently!  Who knew?

Creamy Parmesan & Bacon Quarter Pounder at McDonald's

The main thing that makes this stand out is the creamy parmesan and black pepper sauce, which is actually pretty tasty.  It’s quite ranch-esque, but it does have a bit of a parmesan flavour (pepper, on the other hand, I didn’t particularly notice).  Put this on a Big Mac, please.

Otherwise, crispy onions and bacon are always welcome on a burger, and everything else is standard Quarter Pounder stuff.  It’s a solid fast food hamburger.

Tasty Eats at Wellington Market in The Well

Wellington Market at The Well
Location
: 486 Front Street West, Toronto
Website: https://thewelltoronto.com/eat/wellington-market/

When I was invited to a press event at Wellington Market, the new upscale food court in The Well, my first thought was: do I really feel like braving downtown traffic on a random weeknight, only to arrive at a place where I’ll probably have to talk to people?

I’m lazy and antisocial, you see.  But also: free food.

Wellington Market at The Well

Yeah, the prospect of free food got me.  The only thing better than food?  Food that I don’t have to pay for.

And oh boy, was there a lot of food that I didn’t have to pay for at this event.  If you’re unaware of Wellington Market’s whole deal, it’s basically a food court, but filled exclusively with stuff that’s a bit more interesting than standard food court fare.  And on this particular night, every restaurant was just handing out free food like candy on Halloween.  It was a free food bonanza; I tried a bunch of stuff.

Wellington Market at The Well

I think the thing I was most excited about was Japadog, the legendary Vancouver chain (sampled by no less than Anthony Bourdain) that specializes in Japanese-influenced hot dogs.

Wellington Market at The Well

I tried the chili dog, and while I didn’t notice anything particularly Japanese about the flavour, it was a top-notch dog, with a good amount of tasty chili and a satisfyingly smoky wiener (that’s what she said?).  It was one of the better things I ate.

Wellington Market at The Well

There was also Blue Claw, which specializes in lobster rolls.  The lobster roll here was probably my least favourite thing that I ate that night, but hey, they can’t all be winners.

Wellington Market at The Well

(Also, the lights here did something very weird to my phone’s camera, which I’ve never seen before.)

Wellington Market at The Well

Rosie’s Burgers has a few locations throughout the GTA.  They were handing out chicken sandwiches, and yeah, it was a great sandwich.  Satisfying combo of crunchiness/juiciness, and a nice zippy sauce to cut through the richness.

Wellington Market at The Well

There’s also some dessert shops here, including Shake Therapy, which specializes in milkshakes and falooda, a sweet, milky Indian dessert with ice cream.

Wellington Market at The Well

I tried the rose falooda and thought it was quite tasty, though the texture was odd (it was basically like drinking a sweet glass of milk with a scoop of ice cream in it).  Still, I enjoyed it and would get it again.

Wellington Market at The Well

Back to savoury, there was Doraji, which specializes in Korean bibimbap.

Wellington Market at The Well

They were handing out samples of the bulgogi beef bibimbap, which you can top with a number of sauces (I went with the old classic, gochujang).  This was comparable to the better bowls of bibimbap I’ve had in the GTA; I quite liked it.

Wellington Market at The Well

There was also La Cubana, a Cuban restaurant with a couple of locations in the city.

Wellington Market at The Well

They were serving a sampling plate with the classic Cubano, yucca fries, plantain, and a little doughnut hole.  Everything here was tasty, though the doughnut was the highlight, weirdly.  It had a great lightly crispy/chewy texture, and just the right amount of cinnamon and sugar.

Wellington Market at The Well

Then there was Samosarie, which, as you’d assume from the name, specializes in samosas.

Wellington Market at The Well

They have a whole bunch of funky flavours on offer; I was told the tandoori chicken was the most popular, so I went with that.

Wellington Market at The Well

I enjoyed it (it really nails the tandoori chicken flavour), though it doesn’t have the crispy fried exterior that you’re expecting.  I think it’s baked rather than fried, and it reminded me more of a Jamaican patty than a traditional samosa.  It’s not bad; it’s just different.

Wellington Market at The Well

I was getting quite full by this point, but there was still room for a bit more.

Wellington Market at The Well

This place is called Sam’s Juices.  I guess they mostly specialize in drinks, but they do have a “hot & honey” chicken sandwich on the menu.

Wellington Market at The Well

There was nothing about this that got my heart rate up in any particular way, but I enjoyed it (and it’s quite possible that I would have enjoyed it more if I weren’t extremely full).

Wellington Market at The Well

I was pretty much ready to tap out, though I did see a place called A La Table handing out what appeared to be fruit cups, which I figured I could handle.

Wellington Market at The Well

This turned out to have a bunch of cheese and crackers in there, along with the fruit.  I’m not sure who would order this or why, but hey, it exists if that’s your thing.

Wellington Market at The Well

And that was pretty much that.  There were a few more places I wish I could have tried (most pressingly: Ryu’s Noodle Bar, which serves some of the best ramen in the city), but alas, I only have so much stomach space.

(I was thinking about making a Schindler’s List “I could have eaten more” joke, but you know what?  I’m too classy for that.)