Spicy Avocado Bacon Chicken Sandwich from Jollibee

Spicy Avocado Bacon Chicken Sandwich from Jollibee
Location
800 Boyer Boulevard, Mississauga (inside Seafood City Supermarket)
Websitehttp://jollibeecanada.com/

I’ll give the Spicy Avocado Bacon Chicken Sandwich one thing: they’re not stingy with the avocado.  Typically with a fast food sandwich featuring avocado, you need to pull out a magnifying glass to spot the stuff, but there’s actually a generous amount of it here.

As for the rest of the sandwich?  Uh…

Spicy Avocado Bacon Chicken Sandwich from Jollibee

Here’s how Jollibee describes it: “Our New Spicy Avocado Bacon Chicken Sandwich starts with a crispy, juicy, hand-breaded chicken breast fillet, topped with hickory-smoked bacon, creamy Hass avocado, fresh jalapeños, crisp lettuce, and spicy sriracha mayo, served on a toasted brioche bun.”

It’s fine, mostly, but it’s a bit of a salt bomb.  Between the salty chicken and the salty bacon, and with nothing sweet to balance things out, it’s a lot.  The chicken was pretty dry, which somehow made the saltiness issue seem more pronounced (the fact that I had to wait 15 minutes in a mostly empty restaurant for this thing, only for it to be clearly not fresh, just added insult to injury).

Spicy Avocado Bacon Chicken Sandwich from Jollibee

The sandwich is also not particularly spicy, which is a shame.  The spice level is there, but it’s quite mild.

Otherwise, it was okay.  The chicken had a nice exterior crunchiness, the combo of bacon and avocado is certainly a tasty one, and the bun was nice and fresh.  It’s fine, but I can’t say I’m particularly keen to run out and buy another one.

Also: the sandwich cost $13.99 before tax (!!), which might make it the most expensive fried chicken sandwich in the GTA (at least outside of restaurants with waiter service).  Even local joints like PG Clucks and the Michelin-noted Chica’s Chicken are cheaper by a buck or two.

Great Mexican Food at Balam

Balam
Location
: 584 Lansdowne Avenue, Toronto
Website: https://www.instagram.com/balamtoronto/

Chilaquiles is one of those dishes that can be really, really good, but can also easily go wrong.  It’s basically just tortilla chips tossed in sauce, so if the sauce isn’t tasty or if the chips are allowed to get mushy, it’s kind of a dud.

The version at Balam?  Not a dud.  Not even close.

Balam

The chilaquiles here can either be tossed in a red or green sauce (I went with red), and come topped with red onion (which I skipped), queso fresco, crema, and avocado.  There are also a variety of proteins you can get on top for an extra three or four bucks; I went with chorizo.

Balam

It’s a great dish.  The red sauce is zippy and satisfying, with a nice savouriness that’s quite compelling, and the chips retain their crunch despite being tossed in sauce.

The toppings all complement the dish perfectly, particularly the robust, meaty chorizo, which is easily worth the upcharge.

Balam

That’s not to mention the pair of mildly spicy sauces on the table, both of which do a great job of making the dish really pop.

Creamy Avocado Ranch McWrap from McDonald’s

Creamy Avocado Ranch McWrap from McDonald's
Location
1001 Islington Avenue, Etobicoke 
Websitehttps://www.mcdonalds.com/ca/en-ca.html

I’m not really a fan of any of the McWraps, which are generally kind of dry and bland.  I think they’re McDonald’s half-hearted attempt to put something “healthy” on the menu, but you know what?  McDonald’s shouldn’t be healthy.  It should be junk.  It should clog your arteries and make you feel bad about yourself.  That’s its purpose.

Still, there is a new McWrap, so, sure, I’ll give it a shot.

Creamy Avocado Ranch McWrap from McDonald's

Here’s how McDonald’s describes the Creamy Avocado Ranch McWrap: “Made with 100% Canadian-raised seasoned chicken topped with creamy avocado ranch sauce, crispy jalapenos, shredded lettuce, sliced tomato and cucumbers. All wrapped up in a soft white flour tortilla.”

Creamy Avocado Ranch McWrap from McDonald's

Like the rest of the McWraps, you can get it with either crispy or grilled chicken; I went crispy.  It’s fine.  It’s probably one of the better ones, because the avocado ranch sauce is zippy and tasty, and there’s quite a bit of it.  Would I have known the sauce had avocado in it if you hadn’t told me (and if it weren’t tinted green)?  Absolutely not.  It basically just tastes like a zestier ranch, but it’s solid for what it is.

Otherwise, the veggies are all fresh, the chicken is what it is, and the crispy jalapenos add some texture (but zero spice, sadly).  I’m not mad I ate it, even if it’s not really what I want from McDonald’s.

Tasty Sandwiches at Gus Tacos

Gus Tacos
Location
: 1546 Dupont Street, Toronto
Website: https://tacosgus.ca/

I recently had a couple of tacos from Gus Tacos; I enjoyed them enough that I figured I should come back and try some other stuff.  Well I just tried the carnitas torta, and yeah, this place is the real deal.

Gus Tacos

The menu describes the torta as coming topped with “beans, cheese, guacamole, chipotle mayo, onions, cilantro and your choice of protein.”  I skipped the onions, though if you can handle raw onions, I’m sure their crunchiness would enhance the sandwich.

Gus Tacos

It’s a top notch sandwich.  It’s served on a fresh, fluffy bun, and all of the flavours are exactly where they should be.  The carnitas (which is basically like pulled pork) is super tasty, with a nice porky flavour and a great texture.

I asked for the sandwich spicy, and it came with a little container of zingy hot sauce on the side.  Once I added this to the sandwich, things really came alive — it made a very good sandwich even better.

Gus Tacos

Torteria San Cosme, a thoroughly delicious torta place in Kensington Market, shut down during the pandemic, which seriously bummed me out.  I don’t know if the torta here is quite at that level of amazingness, but it’s close enough.

Pretty Good Brunch at Death and Taxes Free House

Death and Taxes Free House
Location
: 1154 Queen Street West, Toronto
Website: https://www.freehouse.co/locations/death-and-taxes

I’ll admit that I mostly wanted to go to Death and Taxes to sample one of the cask ales they (are supposed to) have on tap.  Alas, they had zero cask ales available on the day I visited.

Death and Taxes Free House

(For the uninitiated, a cask ale is a type of beer that’s naturally carbonated, unfiltered, and fermented in the cask, giving it a more complex flavour and a more subtle level of carbonation than a typical beer.  I was recently in London, where this style of beer is served at basically every good pub; sadly, it’s much trickier to find here.)

Death and Taxes Free House

I tried the breakfast burrito (“crispy bacon, hash, scrambled egg, feta, spicy mayo, flour tortilla”) along with the BLT (“toasted sourdough, butter, bacon, American cheese, curry mayo, garlic mayo, avocado, tomato, iceberg lettuce”).  Both were tasty enough, though the BLT was the better of the two.  Avocado is a great addition to the BLT formula, adding a nice dose of creaminess and richness.  And the curry mayo is a great addition as well, bringing a ton of flavour to a sandwich that otherwise could have felt pretty routine.

Death and Taxes Free House

And while the potatoes were under-seasoned and under-crispy (they weren’t crispy at all — intentionally?), they were well cooked and satisfying enough (though they definitely needed the provided cup of spicy ketchup).