Tasty Greek Brunch at Bar Koukla

Bar Koukla
Location
: 88 Ossington Avenue, Toronto
Website: https://mamakas.ca/bar-koukla/

I visited Bar Koukla for brunch recently, and it was thoroughly delicious.  But then this place is an offshoot of Mamakas Taverna, which I like quite a lot, so I probably shouldn’t be surprised.

I tried the patates arnaki, which features tender braised lamb served with Greek-style roasted potatoes and a yogurt sauce.

Bar Koukla

Every element here is so good — the lamb is tasty and super tender, the perfectly cooked potatoes are infused with an almost meaty flavour, and the yogurt adds a nice zippiness that cuts through the richness of the meat and potatoes.  It’s a great dish.

Bar Koukla

My only complaint about the place actually has nothing to do with the food — I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned the furniture at a restaurant, but the saggy, backless chairs here are absurdly unpleasant to sit on.  They’re so flagrantly uncomfortable that I have to imagine that this is a purposeful choice to encourage diners to leave faster to improve turnover.  It’s a sour note on an otherwise stellar meal.

Thin Crust Pizza at Burattino Brick Oven Pizza

Burattino Brick Oven Pizza
Location
: 3109 Dundas Street West, Toronto
Website: https://www.burattinopizza.ca/

Burattino is an LA pizza chain specializing in thin-crust pizzas that opened their first location in Toronto a couple of years ago.

Burattino Brick Oven Pizza

They have a handful of fairly unique pizzas on their menu, though the black garlic 120 pepperoni caught my eye — it comes topped with black-garlic-infused marinara, along with a whole bunch of pepperoni (120 refers to the amount of pepperoni slices on the large version of pizza).

Burattino Brick Oven Pizza

For the unfamiliar, black garlic is made by roasting garlic at a very low temperature over the course of several days, giving it a unique jet-black colour and a mild, sweet flavour.

Burattino Brick Oven Pizza

It’s a solid pizza.  The black garlic sauce gives the pie a tasty roasted garlic flavour, which contrasts nicely with the salty pepperoni.  The thin crust is a bit boring (it’s comparable to chains like Pizza Nova or Dominos rather than the better pizza joints in the GTA), but it gets the job done.

Quality Cinnamon Buns at Sweet Trolley Bakery

Sweet Trolley Bakery
Location
: 3056 Dundas Street West, Toronto
Website: https://www.instagram.com/sweettrolleybakery/

Sweet Trolley Bakery was featured in the Toronto Star, with the article specifically calling out the deliciousness of their cinnamon buns.  I have a hard time saying no to a delicious cinnamon bun, so yeah, I checked it out.

Sweet Trolley Bakery

I’ll admit that I’ve passed by this place several times, but — to my great shame — never bothered to go in until now.  Well, better late than never.

Sweet Trolley Bakery

The cinnamon bun is indeed extremely tasty.  I’m not sure if it’s the best in the city, but it’s very good; it’s got a nice tender/fluffy texture, a good amount of sweet icing on top, and a nice hit of cinnamon flavour.

I should note that this place is cash only, however, so come prepared.

Surf ‘N Turf Burger at McDonald’s

Surf 'N Turf Burger at McDonald's
Location
: 1001 Islington Avenue, Etobicoke 
Website: https://www.mcdonalds.com/ca/en-ca.html

McDonald’s recently introduced a “Remix Menu,” featuring a few fun combinations of regular menu items.  Yes, this is all technically stuff you could have been ordering all along, but that would require either:

  • Ordering two separate items and then winding up with a bunch of extra bread, or
  • Trying to explain an unnecessarily complicated custom order to an overworked cashier who has no time for — or interest in — your nonsense.

I didn’t particularly want to do either of those things, so this promo is actually kind of exciting to me.

Surf 'N Turf Burger at McDonald's

The new menu consists of a burger/chicken combo, a Junior Chicken with a sweet chili sauce, an apple pie McFlurry, and the one I tried: the Surf ‘N Turf burger, which features all the stuff you’d normally find on a McDonald’s cheeseburger (cheese, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and little onions) with a Filet-O-Fish patty crammed in.

Surf 'N Turf Burger at McDonald's

It’s… fine?  It’s not offensive to eat, but it turns out there’s a reason the cheeseburger / fried fish combo isn’t a thing.  The two items don’t particularly complement each other.

McDonald’s beef isn’t super flavourful, so most of the taste here comes from the Filet-O-Fish patty.  But the texture of the burger is much more prominent.  So you’re basically eating a sandwich with a beef texture and a fish flavour.  It’s weird.  And again, it’s not gross, but I can’t see a scenario in which I’d ever want to order this again.

French Onion Cheeseburger at Wendy’s

French Onion Cheeseburger at Wendy's
Location
: 5250 Dundas Street West, Toronto
Website: https://www.wendys.com/en-ca

French onion soup is delicious.  That’s just a fact.  If you disagree with that statement — sorry to break it to you, but you have bad opinions about soup.

Cramming French onion soup flavours into a hamburger is such a foolproof idea that I’m shocked you don’t see it more often.  That’s not to say that you never see it (I actually reviewed a French onion soup burger for my burger blog a few years ago), but I think this is the first time I’ve seen it at a fast food joint.

French Onion Cheeseburger at Wendy's

The burger, as per Wendy’s menu: “A quarter-pound of fresh, never-frozen Canadian beef, two slices of cheese, caramelized onions, crispy onions, and a seasoned mayo sauce. Your favourite fancy soup is now your favourite fancy burger.”

(Is French onion soup fancy?  I feel like any dish whose primary appeal is gobs of melty cheese can’t be classified as “fancy,” but maybe I’m wrong.)

The burger doesn’t do a particularly great job of capturing the flavours of a bowl of French onion soup, mostly because the cheese is American rather than the traditional gruyere (or even something vaguely gruyere-like, which does exist in processed cheese form).  On the other hand, it’s delicious, so who cares.

French Onion Cheeseburger at Wendy's

It’s a really, really good fast food cheeseburger; one of the best I’ve had in quite a while, in fact.  Gooey American cheese and griddled onions are best friends on a burger, the crispy onions add some nice texture, and the seasoned mayo sauce adds a nice dose of creaminess and richness.

And the patty itself was reasonably juicy and had a decent (if very mild) beefy flavour.  Of course, that’ll depend on the location you visit, but I feel like Wendy’s is the most consistent fast food chain in that regard.  It’s good more often than it’s not.