Steakhouse Teen Burger from A&W

Steakhouse Teen Burger
Location
: 3300 Bloor Street West, Etobicoke
Website: https://web.aw.ca/en/home

I like A&W.  Generally speaking, I think they’re one of the better fast food chains.  The Steakhouse Teen Burger, on the other hand?  Uh… well, they can’t all be winners, can they?

Here’s how A&W describes it: “A perfectly seasoned grass-fed beef patty topped with sweet and smoky bacon jam, real cheddar cheese, tomato, arugula and creamy peppercorn aioli, all served on a freshly toasted sesame bun.”

Steakhouse Teen Burger

It’s that bacon jam.  The ads for this thing proudly proclaim that it’s sweet and smoky; I don’t know if I noticed any smokiness, but wow, is it sweet.  It’s sweet.  I’ve had desserts that aren’t this sugary.

This might have been okay if it has been applied sparingly — a little bit goes a long way — but they had globbed an alarming amount of it onto the burger, and it was all you could taste.

Don’t ask me what the peppercorn aioli tasted like, because I have no idea — the flavour here was 100% pure bacon jam.

Steakhouse Teen Burger

And hey, bacon jam can be quite tasty, but this stuff was all jam, no bacon — it had very little bacon flavour, a little bit of tanginess, and a whole lot of sweetness.

I also got unlucky and got a burger patty that had clearly been sitting out for a while, because it was honestly one of the drier hamburgers I’ve had in a long time.

I did not enjoy anything about this.  Sorry A&W; I like you, but today was not your day.

Fruit on a Stick at Tanghulu Tanghulu

Tanghulu Tanghulu
Location
: 252 Queen Street West, Toronto
Website: https://www.tanghulutanghulu.com/

Tanghulu is an Asian street food snack in which pieces of fruit are coated in crispy sugar and served on a stick.  That’s it — fruit + sugar + stick.

Tanghulu Tanghulu

At Tanghulu Tanghulu, they give strawberries, blueberries, grapes, and clementines the sugar-coating treatment.  They also serve fruit cups with chocolate sauce.

I went with strawberries, and yeah, it’s good.  The strawberries were fresh, ripe, and juicy, and the generous layer of sugar gives it a nice crunch and some extra sweetness.

Tanghulu Tanghulu

That’s it.  It’s fruit covered in glassy sugar.  It’s exactly what you think it is.

A Great Deal at Juicy Dumpling

Juicy Dumpling
Location
: 280 Spadina Avenue, Toronto
Website: https://www.juicydumpling.ca/

Juicy Dumpling actually does have stuff other than juicy dumplings on the menu, but of course, if you go to a place called Juicy Dumpling and you don’t order the juicy dumplings, what are you even doing with your life?

Juicy Dumpling

I got an order of six mini soup pork dumplings, which was $4.99, and a pork bun, which was $2.85.  It was a solid lunch for under ten bucks.

Juicy Dumpling

I’m a little bit perplexed as to why they’re calling these mini soup dumplings.  They seemed like a pretty standard size to me?  I can’t recall having soup dumplings that were substantially larger than the ones they serve here.

Juicy Dumpling

They’re tasty dumplings.  There’s no vinegar or any of the other condiments you’d expect with soup dumplings, but they’re pretty tasty on their own, with a decent amount of pork and soup inside.  They’re not the best soup dumplings you’ll ever eat, but for five bucks for an order of six, they’re pretty great.

Juicy Dumpling

The pork bun was satisfying too, with a good amount of sweet pork filling inside of a fresh, fluffy bun.

Sweet and Savoury Crepes at La Crepe

La Crepe
Location
: 300 Richmond Street West, Toronto
Website: None

Note: I’ve got a bit of a backlog of posts, and apparently this place has closed since my visit.  Super useful post, I know.  Enjoy?

La Crepe

La Crepe is a relatively new restaurant downtown that specializes in crepes.  They have a few stools inside and one table outside, but mostly, it’s a take-out joint.

They have two sides of the menu: sweet, classic crepes, and savoury buckwheat crepes.  I ordered the Parisienne from the savoury side (“French Emmental, ham, side up egg”).

La Crepe

A whole bunch of gooey cheese, ham, and an egg is always going to be a tasty combo.  You cannot go wrong there.  It’s impossible.  They also peppered it pretty aggressively, which complemented the other ingredients well.  It’s quite tasty.

The crepe was a little disappointing, though.  The best buckwheat crepes have a light exterior crispiness and a chewy interior; this one was was just kinda dry throughout, despite being freshly made.

La Crepe

Still, it certainly wasn’t bad, and was a nice vehicle for the tasty stuff within.  It may not have blown my mind, but it was a solid meal.

Tasty Sandwiches at Cubano Kings

Cubano Kings
Location
: 141 Spadina Avenue, Toronto
Website: https://www.cubanokings.com/

As you’d expect from the name, Cubano Kings is pretty much all about Cubanos (though they do have a few other things on the menu).  They actually serve five different varieties of the sandwich — who knew that many types of Cuban sandwiches even existed?

Cubano Kings

The Miami Cubano (“slow-roasted mojo pork, black forest ham, Swiss cheese, mustard & pickle”) is the classic Cubano we all know and love, so that’s what I ordered.

It’s a solid sandwich.  It’s nicely pressed with a crisp exterior and gooey cheese within, and it has a good proportion of ham and roast pork.

Cubano Kings

It was very light on the mustard and probably could have used a bit more to cut through the richness of the other ingredients, but otherwise this was a solid, no-frills Cuban sandwich.