Biscoff McFlurry at McDonald’s (The International Menu Heist)

Biscoff McFlurry at McDonald's (The International Menu Heist)
Location
Pierre Elliott Trudeau International Airport, Montreal
Websitehttps://www.mcdonalds.com/ca/en-ca.html

The International Menu Heist continues!  Seriously: I love this.  Can we just make this a permanent thing?  One new menu item a month from an international McDonald’s location?  Forever?  Yeah, let’s go ahead and do that, McDonald’s.  Thanks.

Biscoff McFlurry at McDonald's (The International Menu Heist)

I recently tried the McPizza Bites from Italy, which I thought were pretty decent.  Up next: the Biscoff McFlurry from Belgium (“Think creamy vanilla soft serve swirled together with Biscoff cookie crumbs.  Now you can picture yourself wandering cobbled streets of Bruges while tucking in to this deliciously sweet treat”).

Biscoff McFlurry at McDonald's (The International Menu Heist)

Do I need to describe this?  If you’ve had Biscoff cookies and you’ve had vanilla soft serve, then there are no surprises for you here.  It’s crushed up Biscoff cookies in soft serve.  It tastes exactly what you think that’s going to taste like, which is to say: quite delicious!  I’m a big fan of Biscoff’s distinct spiced caramel flavour, so yeah, I enjoyed this.

Also: I had this on a layover in the Montreal airport, and I don’t know if the soft serve at McDonald’s is tastier in Quebec or if it’s just better than I remembered, but it was creamy and satisfying.  It was a great McFlurry.

Quick Bites: Brodflour, Harry and Heel’s California Donuts, Super Serve

Steak sandwich from Brodflour
Steak sandwich from Brodflour

Brodflour sells the best sourdough sandwich bread in the city; that’s just a fact (though a lot of bakeries that might have been in contention for this crown take themselves out of the running by refusing to slice their bread, which is just baffling to me).  I was in the bakery to pick up a loaf and saw a pile of steak sandwiches that I couldn’t resist.  I mean, if you can see this display and not immediately demand to eat one of these sandwiches, you and me are very different people:

Steak sandwich from Brodflour

This isn’t on the regular menu, but I wish it was.  It’s a top-notch steak sandwich, crammed with a whole bunch of great-quality beef and a zippy, garlicky sauce that complements it perfectly.  And, of course, the sourdough flatbread that it’s served on is very good.  The steak was slightly tough in spots, but this was otherwise a seriously tasty sandwich.

Sour Cream Glazed from Harry and Heel's California Donuts
Sour Cream Glazed from Harry and Heel’s California Donuts

I love a good sour cream glazed doughnut, and this was a tasty one.  I kinda wish they had an unglazed option (it’s very, very sweet), and I could barely taste the chocolate on top, but the doughnut is crispy, cakey, and delightful.  I quite enjoyed it.  Harry and Heel’s specializes in raised doughnuts rather than cakey ones, so I’m going to have to go back at some point to try one of those.  I should note that if you’re looking for this place, it doesn’t have its own storefront — it’s inside Fourth Man in the Fire, a pizza joint.

Strawberry Sundae from Super Serve
Strawberry Sundae from Super Serve

If you’ve been missing Sweet Jesus, which has lost all but a handful of its locations over the years, you’ll be happy to hear that Super Serve is very, very similar.  They have a few sundaes on the menu, along with the option to customize your own.  I went with “Serve 3,” which is a chocolate/vanilla twist that comes topped with cookie crumbs and strawberry sauce.  It’s tasty enough, though the quality of the soft serve is only about on par with what they have at Dairy Queen or McDonald’s (to go back to the Sweet Jesus comparison, their ice cream is noticeably richer and creamier).

Quick Bites: Crumbl, Tom’s Dairy Freeze, Lola’s

Chocolate chip cookie from Crumbl
Chocolate chip cookie from Crumbl

Crumbl is an American cookie chain that opened in Mississauga earlier last year with a ton of hype.  I actually tried to go around when they opened, and the line was so intense that I wound up skipping it altogether.  Things have calmed down quite a bit (the place was empty on my recent visit), so I was finally able to try the chocolate chip cookie (they have a rotating menu of six cookies, but the chocolate chip is what made them famous).  The cookie seemed like it should have been pretty decent; it’s not too sweet, and it’s clearly made with good quality chocolate.  But the cookie was way, way underbaked, with a pronounced raw flour flavour and a middle that was more gummy than chewy.  I’m assuming this was partially on purpose, to create a softer cookie, but they clearly went a bit too far (it probably doesn’t help that the cookie is enormous, which makes it harder to underbake without having a fully raw middle).

I should note that I originally wrote this a few months ago (I have a bit of a backlog).  I recently tried Crumbl’s second location in Mississauga, around Dixie and Dundas, hoping that the first cookie was just a mistake — surely it’s not supposed to be that underbaked?  I had the exact same experience.  I also overheard a family in line raving about how much they love the cookies here, so clearly this place has its fans.  I am not one of them.

Strawberry sundae from Tom's Dairy Freeze
Strawberry sundae from Tom’s Dairy Freeze

I just checked — this will be my seventh time featuring Tom’s Dairy Freeze on this blog, and you know what?  I regret nothing.  The place continues to serve the city’s best soft serve, so why shouldn’t I write about it on a semi-regular basis?  It’s my duty.  I got the strawberry sundae on this particular visit, and it was, of course, delicious.  I find the sauces here tend not to be nearly as good as the ice cream itself, but this one was great — in particular, the huge chunks of strawberry complemented the creamy ice cream perfectly.

Chocolate gelato from Lola's
Chocolate gelato from Lola’s Gelato

Speaking of amazing ice cream, every time I check out Lola’s, I’m like “is this the best gelato in the city??”  Certainly, they’re neck-and-neck with Mizzica (Nani’s used to be a contender, but my last few visits have been surprisingly poor).  I got plain old chocolate on this particular visit, and while it was maybe a touch too sweet, it had a great chocolate flavour and the texture was perfect: super rich and creamy, and served at the right temperature (e.g. not as hard as a brick).

Delicious Soft Serve at Butter Baker

Butter Baker
Location
: 140 Amber Street, Markham
Website: https://butter-baker.com/

The last time I tried Butter Baker, I had a croissant that I wasn’t particularly crazy about.  I figured I’d try the soft serve this time, and it was thoroughly delicious.  So clearly, that’s the thing to order.

Butter Baker

I think the flavours rotate, but when I visited, they were serving a swirl consisting of plain frozen yogurt and a sorbet with passionfruit and… some other stuff.  The guy described the flavour to me, and I immediately forgot.  I know, I know — great blogging, very helpful.  You’re welcome.

Butter Baker

Whatever it is, it’s quite good, with the slightly tart sorbet balancing quite nicely with the sweet yogurt.  That sweetness is maybe a bit too amped up, but that’s a minor complaint.

Quick Bites: Happy Sundae, Allwyn’s Bakery, Tom’s Dairy Freeze

Banana cream pie sundae at Happy Sundae
Banana cream pie sundae from Happy Sundae

So, hmm…  I’m trying to balance my newfound desire to keep this blog negativity-free with my need to warn you that this place isn’t very good.  Because it’s not very good.  The biggest issue here is the “ice cream” itself, and I’m putting ice cream in quotes because they say right on their menu that the soft serve is dairy-free.  Here’s the thing, though: Honey’s has illustrated fairly conclusively that it’s possible to create dairy-free ice cream that’s just as creamy and delicious as the real deal.  The stuff here, on the other hand, is exactly what you fear non-dairy ice cream is going to taste like.  But in the interest of not dwelling on the negative, I’ll just say that the banana slices were quite tasty (a lot of dessert places make the mistake of using underripe bananas, and that wasn’t an issue here) and leave it at that.

Jerk chicken meal from Allwyn's Bakery
Jerk chicken meal from Allwyn’s Bakery

On the plus side, the small jerk chicken meal from Allwyn’s is a pretty great deal.  Ignore the word “small” — for eleven bucks, you get a hearty portion of rice, two pieces of jerk chicken, and a side of coleslaw.  I wish it tasted better, however.  I couldn’t taste any of the spices and complexity that you’ll find in the better versions of this dish; it was just one-note salty in a way that got really monotonous to eat.  It’s a deal, though!

Pineapple sundae from Tom's Dairy Freeze
Pineapple sundae from Tom’s Dairy Freeze

Okay, let’s end things on a more positive note.  I know I’ve written about Tom’s Dairy Freeze about a billion times on this blog, and guess what?  It’s still great!  I got the pineapple sundae this time; the sauce has a decent proportion of small pineapple chunks and sweet syrup, but it’s the ice cream itself that’s the real draw.  This is still — hands down — the best soft serve in the city.  It’s rich, creamy, and delicious.