Quality Pastrami at Linny’s Luncheonette

Linny's Luncheonette
Location
: 174 Ossington Avenue, Toronto
Website: https://linnysluncheonette.com/

Whenever there’s a new deli specializing in pastrami or Montreal smoked meat, I sit up and take notice.  We have a handful of quality restaurants like this in the GTA, but not nearly enough.  There should be one on every block, and there’s what?  Like maybe five or six?

Linny's Luncheonette

The menu here is extremely simple.  They serve pastrami, a couple of other sandwiches, and a few sides.  It’s also take-out only, so if you don’t get one of the two small picnic tables out front, too bad.  Take your food and walk.

Linny's Luncheonette

The pastrami is quite tasty.  The spicing on the meat is weirdly restrained, though, which dials down the flavour and holds the sandwich back from greatness.  But otherwise, everything here is exactly where it should be, with thick, hand-cut slices of ultra-tender beef on perfectly-fresh rye bread with just the right amount of mustard (I find a lot of places tend to over-mustard their sandwiches, overwhelming the beef, but here it’s just right).

Linny's Luncheonette

I will say that although the borderline bland spicing is a bummer, the meat has a distinctly smoky flavour that goes a long way towards mitigating this.  And it’s still a great sandwich — it’s just that everything else about it is so stellar that its lack of seasoning stands out more than it would otherwise.

I also got a side order of the coleslaw, which is a great zippy counterpoint to the very heavy sandwich (albeit a little too heavy on the onions for my personal preferences).

Pickle Glaze Chicken Sandwich from Popeyes

Pickle Glaze Chicken Sandwich from Popeyes
Location
: 7080 Saint Barbara Boulevard, Mississauga
Website: https://www.popeyeschicken.ca/

I’m not sure how many fast food burgers and/or sandwiches I’ve eaten in my lifetime, but it’s a lot.  Hundreds?  Thousands??  Okay, probably not thousands, but the number is in the upper hundreds, certainly.

All that is to say that it means something when I make this statement: the Pickle Glaze Chicken Sandwich from Popeyes might be the worst fast food sandwich I’ve ever had.

Here’s how Popeyes describes it: “Our classic chicken breast fillet in a tangy, sweet dill pickle glaze with Louisiana herbs and seasonings, hand-battered and fried to golden brown perfection topped with barrel cured pickle slices.”

Pickle Glaze Chicken Sandwich from Popeyes

It was clear something was amiss as soon as I opened the bag; the smell of dill was immediate and overpowering.

I’m going to be generous and assume that something went wrong with the pickle glaze in my sandwich, because I cannot imagine that anyone would think what I was served should be fed to human beings.  It must have been a mistake.  I need to believe it was a mistake.  But hey, I was served what I was served.  Obviously I’m going to write about it.  I need my sacrifice to mean something.

The flavour was acrid and off-putting.  It tasted like someone in a lab took the flavour of dill, did a mediocre job of replicating it, and then multiplied it by a million.

Pickle Glaze Chicken Sandwich from Popeyes

It tasted like they took the amount of concentrated dill flavouring meant for a hundred sandwiches and dumped it into one.

It tasted like something that isn’t meant for consumption, like trying to swig a bottle of perfume.  Every time I took a bite, I was like “I don’t want to be eating this! I should stop!”  But I was on my lunch break from work and didn’t have any other food, and what was I going to do, throw it out and buy a second lunch??  What do I look like, Jeff Bezos???

The sad part is that the rest of the sandwich was actually pretty good.  The bun was nice and fresh, and the chicken featured a satisfying balance between the crunchy exterior and the relatively juicy meat within.  I had another fried chicken sandwich from Popeyes pretty recently, and this one was much better.

That flavour, though.  It’ll haunt my dreams.

Tasty Sandwiches at Cubano Kings

Cubano Kings
Location
: 141 Spadina Avenue, Toronto
Website: https://www.cubanokings.com/

As you’d expect from the name, Cubano Kings is pretty much all about Cubanos (though they do have a few other things on the menu).  They actually serve five different varieties of the sandwich — who knew that many types of Cuban sandwiches even existed?

Cubano Kings

The Miami Cubano (“slow-roasted mojo pork, black forest ham, Swiss cheese, mustard & pickle”) is the classic Cubano we all know and love, so that’s what I ordered.

It’s a solid sandwich.  It’s nicely pressed with a crisp exterior and gooey cheese within, and it has a good proportion of ham and roast pork.

Cubano Kings

It was very light on the mustard and probably could have used a bit more to cut through the richness of the other ingredients, but otherwise this was a solid, no-frills Cuban sandwich.

Cheap Eats at Mini Bar

Mini Bar
Location
: 116 Spadina Avenue, Toronto
Website: None

If nothing else, Mini Bar is an absolute steal.  A relatively hearty sandwich downtown for eight bucks?  Yeah, you can’t go wrong there.

Mini Bar

Well, I suppose you could go wrong if the sandwich didn’t taste good, but that’s clearly not an issue here.

Mini Bar

I ordered the bulgogi and kimchi, which comes in a Kaiser roll, topped with tender beef bulgogi, kimchi, lettuce, tomato, mayo, and a slice of cheddar cheese.

Mini Bar

Is it going to rock your world?  No, probably not; it’s a pretty no-frills sandwich, but for what it is (and considering the price) it’s very tasty.  If I worked in the area, I’m sure I’d be a regular.

Mini Bar

Mini Bar serves kimbap on Fridays, which is also quite satisfying.  They were making them as I ordered, so it was super fresh and filled with tasty stuff.

Quick Bites: Doraji, Chica’s, Maman

Bibimbap from Doraji at the Well
Bibimbap from Doraji at the Well

I tried the bibimbap here during the media night at the Well, and quite enjoyed it.  Well, I just tried it again — spicy pork this time (bulgogi beef, chicken, fried tofu, and vegetarian are also options) — and again, I quite enjoyed it.  It’s a very classic bowl of bibimbap, executed perfectly.  I honestly don’t have much more to say about it than that.  If you like bibimbap, it’s a great version of that dish.  And if you don’t, what is wrong with you??

Hot Honey at Chica's
Hot Honey at Chica’s Chicken

While Chica’s days of being the mind-blowing, thigh-slapping best fried chicken that you’ve ever had are long gone, it’s still quite good.  For some reason, I hadn’t tried their Hot Honey sandwich until now, and yeah, it’s predictably delicious.  Most things at Chica’s tend to be a bit sweeter than I’d like, so I probably shouldn’t be surprised that their version of hot honey is more honey, less hot.  A bit more acidity and heat would really help round out the sweetness, but it’s still quite tasty for what it is.  And as always, the chicken itself features a great balance between the crispy exterior and juicy interior.

Chocolate chip cookie at Maman
Chocolate chip cookie at Maman

Maman is an NYC bakery chain that opened a location in Toronto a few years ago.  They have a whole bunch of sandwiches and pastries on the menu, but I heard that the chocolate chip cookie is the thing to get.  And yeah, it’s tasty.  Nothing about it knocked my socks off, but it’s clearly an above average cookie.  My only real issue is the sugar they sprinkle on top; it’s a neat idea in theory (I’m assuming the idea is to give you a crispy, slightly caramelized top), but in practice it just gives the cookie a slightly grainy texture.  I still quite enjoyed the cookie (and it wasn’t too sweet, despite the sprinkling of sugar), but that was a shame.