Grilled Cheese Cheeseburger at Wendy’s

Grilled Cheese Cheeseburger at Wendy's
Location
5250 Dundas Street West, Toronto
Websitehttps://www.wendys.com/en-ca

Wendy’s has apparently been in Canada for 50 years, and to celebrate, they’re serving a cheeseburger with two grilled cheese sandwiches for buns.  As you do.

No, grilled cheese sandwiches as buns isn’t exactly the most original or fresh idea at this point, but it’s still the type of novelty fast food nonsense that gets me through the day.  Most new fast food burgers just add a different sauce or whatever, and it’s like, come on, guys.  I know you can do better than this.

Wendy’s: I commend you.  I don’t think the burger was particularly good, but hey, you tried.

Grilled Cheese Cheeseburger at Wendy's

Here’s how Wendy’s describes the Grilled Cheese Cheeseburger: “A quarter-pound of fresh, 100% Canadian beef topped with cheese, caramelized onions, and mayo all between a grilled-cheese bun on top and another on the bottom.  Three sandwiches.  One burger.”

The biggest issue here?  I don’t think anyone gave the person who made my burger the memo that a grilled cheese sandwich is supposed to be grilled.  I mean, maybe I’m out of the loop, but I’m pretty sure that’s how grilled cheese is supposed to work?  Otherwise it’s just a cheese sandwich?

Both sandwiches had been lightly toasted on one side, but not enough to particularly melt the cheese.  The bottom one was partially melted, but the cheese in the top bun was fully cold.

Grilled Cheese Cheeseburger at Wendy's

This means that you’re getting double the bread for no reason.  It’s a lot of bread!  And because it was mostly untoasted and fully unbuttered (and slightly stale), it’s all very, very dry.  Between the mega-dose of bread and the not-especially-juicy burger patty, it was legitimately hard to eat.  It was like the Wendy’s version of the saltine challenge.  If my bites were too big, my mouth dried out.  I was reaching for my drink between every mouthful.

And I like caramelized onions, but the combo of the sweet onions and the punishing amount of mildly sweet bread meant that the burger really needed some pickles or veggies or something to break up the one-note flavour.

I really wanted to like this, but no.  I’m sorry, but no.  This burger seems like it should be fun, but my life is now appreciably worse for having tried it.  Thanks, Wendy’s.

Quality Pastrami at Linny’s Luncheonette

Linny's Luncheonette
Location
: 174 Ossington Avenue, Toronto
Website: https://linnysluncheonette.com/

Whenever there’s a new deli specializing in pastrami or Montreal smoked meat, I sit up and take notice.  We have a handful of quality restaurants like this in the GTA, but not nearly enough.  There should be one on every block, and there’s what?  Like maybe five or six?

Linny's Luncheonette

The menu here is extremely simple.  They serve pastrami, a couple of other sandwiches, and a few sides.  It’s also take-out only, so if you don’t get one of the two small picnic tables out front, too bad.  Take your food and walk.

Linny's Luncheonette

The pastrami is quite tasty.  The spicing on the meat is weirdly restrained, though, which dials down the flavour and holds the sandwich back from greatness.  But otherwise, everything here is exactly where it should be, with thick, hand-cut slices of ultra-tender beef on perfectly-fresh rye bread with just the right amount of mustard (I find a lot of places tend to over-mustard their sandwiches, overwhelming the beef, but here it’s just right).

Linny's Luncheonette

I will say that although the borderline bland spicing is a bummer, the meat has a distinctly smoky flavour that goes a long way towards mitigating this.  And it’s still a great sandwich — it’s just that everything else about it is so stellar that its lack of seasoning stands out more than it would otherwise.

I also got a side order of the coleslaw, which is a great zippy counterpoint to the very heavy sandwich (albeit a little too heavy on the onions for my personal preferences).

Steakhouse Teen Burger from A&W

Steakhouse Teen Burger
Location
: 3300 Bloor Street West, Etobicoke
Website: https://web.aw.ca/en/home

I like A&W.  Generally speaking, I think they’re one of the better fast food chains.  The Steakhouse Teen Burger, on the other hand?  Uh… well, they can’t all be winners, can they?

Here’s how A&W describes it: “A perfectly seasoned grass-fed beef patty topped with sweet and smoky bacon jam, real cheddar cheese, tomato, arugula and creamy peppercorn aioli, all served on a freshly toasted sesame bun.”

Steakhouse Teen Burger

It’s that bacon jam.  The ads for this thing proudly proclaim that it’s sweet and smoky; I don’t know if I noticed any smokiness, but wow, is it sweet.  It’s sweet.  I’ve had desserts that aren’t this sugary.

This might have been okay if it has been applied sparingly — a little bit goes a long way — but they had globbed an alarming amount of it onto the burger, and it was all you could taste.

Don’t ask me what the peppercorn aioli tasted like, because I have no idea — the flavour here was 100% pure bacon jam.

Steakhouse Teen Burger

And hey, bacon jam can be quite tasty, but this stuff was all jam, no bacon — it had very little bacon flavour, a little bit of tanginess, and a whole lot of sweetness.

I also got unlucky and got a burger patty that had clearly been sitting out for a while, because it was honestly one of the drier hamburgers I’ve had in a long time.

I did not enjoy anything about this.  Sorry A&W; I like you, but today was not your day.

Tasty Soup at Tang Home Style Lamb and Beef

Tang Home Style Lamb and Beef
Location
: 3380 Midland Avenue, Scarborough
Website: None

Tang Home Style Lamb and Beef is a great under-the-radar Chinese restaurant; they’ve got a whole bunch of tasty looking noodle dishes on the menu (not to mention a lamb bun that it seemed like most of the other tables were ordering — I’ll have to come back to try that one), but their specialty is paomo, a delicious lamb soup.

Tang Home Style Lamb and Beef

They serve a regular version and a spicy version; I went with the spicy version.

The thing that makes this dish stand out are the chopped-up pieces of flatbread interspersed throughout.  They’re kinda like very thick, chopped up noodles; they have a great amount of chewiness to them (they’re not soggy or mushy at all) and bring the soup a ton of personality.

Tang Home Style Lamb and Beef

The bowl is also crammed with a generous amount of sizable pieces of tender lamb.  It’s a hearty soup, that’s for sure.

Tang Home Style Lamb and Beef

As for the broth, it’s mildly spicy and has a very zesty, slightly sweet flavour.  I liked it on its own, but it really comes alive once you add some of the smoky chili oil that’s on the table.

Fruit on a Stick at Tanghulu Tanghulu

Tanghulu Tanghulu
Location
: 252 Queen Street West, Toronto
Website: https://www.tanghulutanghulu.com/

Tanghulu is an Asian street food snack in which pieces of fruit are coated in crispy sugar and served on a stick.  That’s it — fruit + sugar + stick.

Tanghulu Tanghulu

At Tanghulu Tanghulu, they give strawberries, blueberries, grapes, and clementines the sugar-coating treatment.  They also serve fruit cups with chocolate sauce.

I went with strawberries, and yeah, it’s good.  The strawberries were fresh, ripe, and juicy, and the generous layer of sugar gives it a nice crunch and some extra sweetness.

Tanghulu Tanghulu

That’s it.  It’s fruit covered in glassy sugar.  It’s exactly what you think it is.