McPizza Bites at McDonald’s (The International Menu Heist)

McPizza Bites at McDonald's
Location
: Pierre Elliott Trudeau International Airport, Montreal
Website: https://www.mcdonalds.com/ca/en-ca.html

McDonald’s is currently running a promotion called “The International Menu Heist,” and I feel like it was pretty much made for me personally?  Aside from the fact that I get oddly excited whenever McDonald’s does stuff like this, I also make it a point to visit a McDonald’s and try at least one or two of the unusual local items when I’m travelling.

(For those who are unaware, McDonald’s always has a few menu items in each country that are supposedly tuned to the local palate.)

McPizza Bites at McDonald's

Perhaps the oddest item in this particular promo: the McPizza Bites, an import from Italy. Here’s how McDonald’s describes these things: “The taste of Italy is here with McPizza Bites, the antipasto you’ve been waiting for.  Made with melt-in-your-mouth mozzarella cheese and rich tomato sauce, all wrapped in a delicious, toasted pizza dough – good enough to make you say bravissimo!  It’s time for a pizza party, and you’re all invited.”

I should note that if a pizza exists that’s good enough to make me say “bravissimo!” it certainly isn’t at McDonald’s.

The last time I had a pizza-pocket-esque concoction at McDonald’s, it was the horrifically bad Veg Pizza McPuff in India, so my expectations: not high!

McPizza Bites at McDonald's

This was totally fine, however.  I don’t think it’s particularly different from something you can get at the freezer section of the supermarket, but for what it is, it’s tasty enough.  It’s probably like 90 percent sauce and 10 percent cheese, but the sauce is pleasant and the cheese has some nice gooiness.

The crust has some extremely mild crunchiness, but is mostly just there as a vehicle for the sauce and cheese.  Like everything else about this, it’s perfectly acceptable.

McPizza Bites at McDonald's

The menu suggests that this and the Garlic Mayo-Style Sauce from the UK are “great together,” and yeah, the menu is not wrong.  It’s a very good dip; it’s creamy, it’s got a nice zestiness, and it’s garlicky without being overwhelming.  It completely overpowers the flavour of the McPizza Bites, but it’s tasty enough that I’m not complaining.

Roasted Garlic Chicken Sandwich at Popeyes

Roasted Garlic Chicken Sandwich at Popeyes
Location
: 5306 Dundas Street West, Etobicoke
Website: https://www.popeyeschicken.ca/

I’m pretty sure the Roasted Garlic Chicken Sandwich from Popeyes is the garlickiest thing I’ve ever eaten at a fast food joint.  Possibly the garlickiest thing I’ve ever eaten, period?  It’s up there, that’s for sure.

Here’s how Popeyes describes it: “Our classic marinated chicken fillet, that’s battered and breaded in our signature buttermilk coating and then fried up hot and crispy. Served on a butter toasted brioche bun with our ‘New’ sweet and tangy, Roasted Garlic aioli and topped with nutty Havarti cheese and crisp leaf lettuce.”

Roasted Garlic Chicken Sandwich at Popeyes

It basically tastes like they took an entire head of roasted garlic, salted it aggressively (it’s an incredibly salty sandwich), and then mashed it onto a piece of fried chicken.  It’s intense.

It’s possible that something went wrong with the batch in my sandwich, because the description above says that it’s “sweet and tangy,” and I detected absolutely no sweetness or tanginess in my sandwich.  Just a pure, unadulterated face-punch of garlic and salt.

Roasted Garlic Chicken Sandwich at Popeyes

Some sweetness or tanginess actually would have been very appreciated as a counterpoint to the other flavours here — it’s a bit one note (putting it kindly).  But as someone who quite likes roasted garlic, I still mostly enjoyed this.  If you’re on the fence about that flavour, however, stay far, far away.

As for the chicken itself, it’s a pretty standard fast food fried chicken patty — it’s vaguely dry and kinda generic, but it’ll get the job done.  The lettuce and cheese are completely overwhelmed by the garlic sauce, and the bun (which actually does have a little bit of sweetness, though not enough to make any real impact) is fine.

Tasty Japanese Food at Tanuki

Tanuki
Location
: 3160 Steeles Avenue East, Markham
Website: http://www.tanukirestaurant.com/

Tanuki is actually in the same location as the great Shiso Tree Cafe, which, sadly, shut down near the beginning of the pandemic.  I kinda want to hate this place on principal, like, how dare you try to replace the Shiso Tree Cafe??  But you know what?  Just based on this one visit, I think Tanuki might be just as good.

Tanuki

I came during their brunch service and tried the seared duck breast (“served medium rare, chimichurri, garlic chips”), along with the omurice (“soft omelette, chicken fried rice, shiitake, edamame, gravy”).

Tanuki

Both were very, very tasty.  The duck breast was perfectly cooked; it was tender while still having a nice meaty bite, and while the skin wasn’t crispy, once I started eating, I didn’t miss it.  The garlic chips give it that crispiness while also adding pops of flavour.  It’s a great dish.

Tanuki

The omurice was just as good.  Slicing the omlette open to reveal its eggy interior is thoroughly satisfying, and the creamy eggs complement the tasty fried rice quite nicely.  That fried rice would have actually been perfectly fine on its own, with the mushroom/chicken combo being thoroughly delicious, nice pops of freshness from the edamame, the occasional bite of crispy rice, and some nice smokiness from the wok.

Tanuki

But once you add the perfectly cooked omelette, things really take off.  The omelette is silky and creamy, with its richness only amped up by the gravy that comes on the side.  Add a few spoonfuls of the zippy habanero sauce they have on the table, and you’re really in business.

A Great Wrap at Shawarma Alzaeem

Shawarma Alzaeem
Location
: 1018 Eglinton Avenue East, Mississauga
Website: https://www.alzaeem.ca/

How many shawarma restaurants do you think there are in the GTA?  A thousand?  Two thousand?  More??  There’s no shortage of shawarma, that’s for sure.

Shawarma Alzaeem

(This would be a great place for me to be like, well the actual number is [insert actual number here], but no, I haven’t done that research.  What do I look like, Edward R. Murrow?  I would be very curious to know the actual number, though.)

Shawarma Alzaeem

This means if you’re going to go out of your way for shawarma, it had better be pretty damn good, because there’s probably one or two (or more) shawarma joints within walking distance of basically any home in the GTA (well, outside of the hardcore suburbs where there’s basically nothing within walking distance).

Shawarma Alzaeem

So, is Shawarma Alzaeem worth going out of your way for?  Yeah, kinda.  I got the chicken shawarma saj wrap, and it was thoroughly tasty.  Most notably, it’s absolutely doused in a particularly delicious garlic sauce that would make pretty much anything taste great.  It’s also nicely toasted, giving the saj a light crispiness on the outside (while maintaining its interior chewiness).

Shawarma Alzaeem

My only real complaint is that the chicken is a bit on the dry side (I’m pretty sure it’s all white meat, which doesn’t help).  But then there’s so much of that aforementioned sauce that this barely even matters.

Garlic Mushroom Bacon Cheeseburger at Wendy’s

Garlic Mushroom Bacon Cheeseburger at Wendy's
Location
5250 Dundas Street West, Toronto
Websitehttps://www.wendys.com/en-ca

Wendy’s is on a roll — the last burger I tried here, the French Onion Cheeseburger, was easily a top-tier fast food hamburger.  This one?  Not on that level, but still quite tasty!

The Garlic Mushroom Bacon Cheeseburger, as per their website: “A quarter pound of fresh, never-frozen Canadian beef, roasted mushrooms, 3 strips of Applewood smoked bacon, muenster cheese, and Renée’s Gourmet Creamy Garlic Spread. Literally oozing with umami.”

Muenster cheese!  On a fast food cheeseburger!  Ooh la la.

Garlic Mushroom Bacon Cheeseburger at Wendy's

Also, normally I’d mock the line “literally oozing with umami,” but you know what?  It kinda is.  It’s savoury AF, and is definitely more umami-packed than your typical fast food fare.

Maybe too umami-packed?  On top of being incredibly savoury, it’s a bit of a salt bomb.  Something with a little sweetness and/or acidity to cut through the salty richness would be nice.

Garlic Mushroom Bacon Cheeseburger at Wendy's

Still, I can’t deny that it’s tasty.  The very rich, garlicky sauce pairs nicely with the mushrooms and the bacon, and the slice of muenster cheese definitely sets it apart from its American-cheese-topped fast food brethren.

Seriously though, throw some pickles on there or something?  It’s a lot.