Nugateau

Nugateau in Yorkdale MallMeh.

Can that be my whole review?  Just meh?  It’s my blog, so yeah, it can.  But fine, I’ll expand on that a little bit.

Nugateau in Yorkdale Mall

Nugateau is a fancy eclair place that is (for now, at least) in the Concept section of Yorkdale Mall (they have a permanent location on Queen Street as well).

I tried a pistachio and a salted caramel eclair, and they were both fine, I guess — but if I’m paying six or seven bucks for an eclair the size of a spring roll, I kinda want to be blown away.  Nothing about the custardy filling in either of these things particularly stood out in any meaningful way.

Nugateau in Yorkdale Mall

Worse, they both tasted like they had been filled way in advance.  The pastry was… well, “mushy” might be overstating it, but it had seen better days, that’s for sure.

BeaverTails

BeaverTails - Cinnamon & Sugar
Location: Hopefully parked on my driveway forever, but check their Twitter; it’s a food truck
Websitehttp://www.beavertailsinc.com/

I’m going to be honest: I like BeaverTails (cinnamon and sugar BeaverTails, to be specific) far more than I should probably admit. There’s not a whole lot to them — it’s just a big, flat piece of dough that’s deep fried, buttered, then dipped in a mixture of cinnamon and sugar. That’s it.

Crispy and crunchy in spots and fluffy in others, combined with just enough cinnamon and sugar to make it sweet but not cloyingly so, it’s so damn good. I can’t resist it. There are other, similar fried dough options (mini doughnuts, churros, etc.) but BeaverTails are king.  There’s just something about the irregular shape of the dough, which gives it textural contrast, that makes it irresistible.

I’m actually glad that there’s no permanent BeaverTails outpost in Toronto, because I’d be eating there all the time. I would live there. They would know me by name. I would die of a heart attack within a couple of years. It would be a life well lived.

BeaverTails - the truck BeaverTails - Cinnamon & Sugar