Double Cheesy Melt from McDonald’s

Double Cheesy Melt from McDonald's
Location
30 Courtneypark Drive East, Mississauga
Websitehttps://www.mcdonalds.com/ca/en-ca.html

I don’t think it’s possible to have too much cheese on a fast food cheeseburger.  Generally speaking, I want the beef to be the star of a hamburger, even a cheeseburger, but a fast food burger with fast-food-quality beef patties?  Sure, pile on the cheese.  The more the better.

Double Cheesy Melt from McDonald's

And McDonald’s definitely piles on the cheese with this one.  Here’s how they describe it: “Two juicy 100% Canadian beef patties with a delicious cheesy sauce,  two processed cheese slices, grilled onions, crispy onions and pickles on a warm toasted sesame seed split bun.”

I think the fact that they’re using smaller patties rather than the Quarter Pounder patties that you might expect really helps to tip the cheese-to-beef balance in favour of the cheese.  The cheese isn’t kidding around here, that’s for sure.

Double Cheesy Melt from McDonald's

I liked it.  The cheese sauce tastes exactly how you want it to taste: extremely processed, but in a satisfying way.  The grilled onions are a nice touch, and make the burger feel a bit more deluxe than your typical McDonald’s fare.  And the crispy onions, as always, are tasty and add some nice texture.

I will say that I wish there were more pickles in the burger, or some sauce other than the cheese.  The pickles do a great job of rounding things out by cutting through the richness of the cheese, but they’re not in every mouthful; the pickle-free bites feel like they’re missing something.

Grilled Cheese Cheeseburger at Wendy’s

Grilled Cheese Cheeseburger at Wendy's
Location
5250 Dundas Street West, Toronto
Websitehttps://www.wendys.com/en-ca

Wendy’s has apparently been in Canada for 50 years, and to celebrate, they’re serving a cheeseburger with two grilled cheese sandwiches for buns.  As you do.

No, grilled cheese sandwiches as buns isn’t exactly the most original or fresh idea at this point, but it’s still the type of novelty fast food nonsense that gets me through the day.  Most new fast food burgers just add a different sauce or whatever, and it’s like, come on, guys.  I know you can do better than this.

Wendy’s: I commend you.  I don’t think the burger was particularly good, but hey, you tried.

Grilled Cheese Cheeseburger at Wendy's

Here’s how Wendy’s describes the Grilled Cheese Cheeseburger: “A quarter-pound of fresh, 100% Canadian beef topped with cheese, caramelized onions, and mayo all between a grilled-cheese bun on top and another on the bottom.  Three sandwiches.  One burger.”

The biggest issue here?  I don’t think anyone gave the person who made my burger the memo that a grilled cheese sandwich is supposed to be grilled.  I mean, maybe I’m out of the loop, but I’m pretty sure that’s how grilled cheese is supposed to work?  Otherwise it’s just a cheese sandwich?

Both sandwiches had been lightly toasted on one side, but not enough to particularly melt the cheese.  The bottom one was partially melted, but the cheese in the top bun was fully cold.

Grilled Cheese Cheeseburger at Wendy's

This means that you’re getting double the bread for no reason.  It’s a lot of bread!  And because it was mostly untoasted and fully unbuttered (and slightly stale), it’s all very, very dry.  Between the mega-dose of bread and the not-especially-juicy burger patty, it was legitimately hard to eat.  It was like the Wendy’s version of the saltine challenge.  If my bites were too big, my mouth dried out.  I was reaching for my drink between every mouthful.

And I like caramelized onions, but the combo of the sweet onions and the punishing amount of mildly sweet bread meant that the burger really needed some pickles or veggies or something to break up the one-note flavour.

I really wanted to like this, but no.  I’m sorry, but no.  This burger seems like it should be fun, but my life is now appreciably worse for having tried it.  Thanks, Wendy’s.

Cheesy Jalapeno & Bacon Quarter Pounder from McDonald’s

Cheesy Jalapeno & Bacon Quarter Pounder from McDonald's
Location
: 25 The West Mall, Etobicoke
Website: https://www.mcdonalds.com/ca/en-ca.html

One thing I appreciate about McDonald’s versus most other fast joints: they aren’t shy with the sauce.  I think they’ve smartly realized that a fast food burger patty, on its own, kinda sucks.  It needs a bit of help to make up for the lack of moisture and flavour.

Which is to say that the new Cheesy Jalapeno & Bacon Quarter Pounder is saucy as hell (it was one of the messier burgers I’ve eaten in a while), and pretty decent.

Cheesy Jalapeno & Bacon Quarter Pounder from McDonald's

Here’s how McDonald’s describes it: “A quarter pound of 100% Canadian beef topped with a cheesy jalapeño sauce, hickory-smoked bacon, pickled jalapeños, ketchup, mustard and two slices of processed cheese served on a toasted sesame seed bun.”

It definitely lives up to its “Cheesy” moniker, with the two slices of cheese and the zippy cheese sauce being a tasty combo.  I wish they had skipped the ketchup, though, because it kinda overpowers the burger’s other flavours.

Cheesy Jalapeno & Bacon Quarter Pounder from McDonald's

As for it living up to the “Jalapeno” part of its name… not so much.  I think there were maybe two or three jalapeno slices in there?  And I guess the cheese sauce is technically jalapeno-flavoured, but the ketchup is really all you can taste.

The bacon is a nice addition (bacon is always welcome on a burger, for obvious reasons), but it gets a bit lost among the other ingredients.

An Amazing Cheeseburger at BEAR Steak Sandwiches

BEAR Steak Sandwiches
Location
550A College Street, Toronto
Websitehttps://bearsteak.ca/

BEAR Steak Sandwiches recently added a cheeseburger to their delightfully focused menu (they serve three things: a steak sandwich, a roast pork sandwich, and now, a burger), and yeah.  Of course.  Of course I need to try that.  Their steak sandwich is easily one of the best sandwiches in the city.  So if they’re taking a swing at a hamburger?  Yes please.

Bonus: it’s a big fat chunky boy rather than the thin smashed burger that’s so omnipresent in the city.  I like a smashed burger as much as the next guy, but come on.  Other types of hamburgers exist.

BEAR Steak Sandwiches

The cheeseburger, as per their menu: “Medium rare chuck patty, American cheese, white onion, pickle, sesame bun. Sauce on the side.”

I skipped the onion, but otherwise got this as is.

BEAR Steak Sandwiches

Wow, it’s good.  Seriously, seriously good.  The patty is a thing of beauty: amazing beefy flavour, great texture, perfectly seasoned.  That beefy flavour slaps you in the face in all the best ways.  I know that it looks very rare in that photo, but it was cooked to a perfect medium rare and had none of the mushiness that you’ll find in too-rare hamburger patties.  It was glorious.

It comes with a little tub of what I’m assuming is their chimichurri sauce with mayo mixed in; it’s seriously delicious, but completely unnecessary.  When the beef is this good, I don’t need anything to distract from its flavour; the zippiness from the pickles and the salty richness from the cheese are all you need.

BEAR Steak Sandwiches

The bun has a bit more heft than your typical burger bun, but since the patty here is so substantial, it totally works.

My burger blog is pretty much defunct at this point, but if I were to review this there, I’d rate it a perfect four out of four.  I have some minor nitpicks (the cheese could have been meltier, the grind on the beef could have been a bit more coarse, and the beef could have been slightly fattier/juicier), but those are teeny-tiny complaints about an otherwise superlative hamburger.

Big Arch at McDonald’s

Big Arch at McDonald's
Location
1001 Islington Avenue, Etobicoke 
Websitehttps://www.mcdonalds.com/ca/en-ca.html

The Big Arch is kind of a big deal for McDonald’s.  They’re making a pretty big deal about it, at least, and apparently it’s going to be rolling out internationally soon, though right now it’s limited to a few countries.

The idea was to make a bigger, “more satiating” burger, and they’ve certainly succeeded on the size front.  It’s a big boy, that’s for sure.  Just looking at it, it’s substantially heftier than your typical McDonald’s fare.

Big Arch at McDonald's

(For comparison’s sake, the Big Arch is 1065 calories, the Big Mac is 570, and the Quarter Pounder with Cheese is 530.)

The Big Arch, per the McDonald’s website: “Two quarter pound 100% Canadian beef patties, layered with three slices of white processed cheese, and topped with crispy onions, slivered onions, pickles, lettuce and delicious Big Arch sauce, served on a toasted sesame and poppy seed bun.”

Big Arch at McDonald's

I should note that I got lucky.  My burger was well assembled, and the patties were fresh and a little bit juicy (a juicy burger?  At McDonald’s??).  As always at a fast food joint, your mileage may vary.  But I really enjoyed this thing.

The element that stands out the most is the Big Arch sauce.  It’s similar to Big Mac sauce, but like five or six times zestier.  It’s got an almost citrusy brightness to it that actually does a pretty great job of cutting through the richness of the patties and the cheese.  It’s quite tasty, which is a good thing because this is a saucy burger; they put two napkins in my bag and that was just barely enough.

Big Arch at McDonald's

Everything else works quite well.  I’m normally not a fan of raw onions, but here there’s so much stuff going on that you can barely taste them.  They mostly just add crunch (and the crunchiness from the fresh onions and crispiness from the fried ones are a nice combo).

I liked this way more than I thought I would.  It McDonald’s-y in all the best ways.  I guess the idea is that this will become a permanent part of the menu, and I hope that’s the case.  It feels like it could happily live alongside McDonald’s classics like the Big Mac and the Quarter Pounder.