General Tao Pizza at Martino Pizza & Asian Kitchen

Martino Pizza & Asian Kitchen
Location
: 178 Dupont Street, Toronto
Website: https://martinokitchen.com/

General Tao pizza.  I’m going to say that again, just for emphasis.  General Tao Pizza.  If you can hear that combination of words and not immediately want to try that pizza, you and I are very different people.

Martino Pizza & Asian Kitchen

Martino Pizza & Asian Kitchen is the unlikely combo of pizza joint and Chinese restaurant, which makes them uniquely equipped to serve the aforementioned fusion concoction.

The pizza comes topped with green peppers, red peppers, onions (which I skipped on my half of the pizza), and — of course — General Tao chicken (more commonly spelled “General Tso’s chicken”).

Martino Pizza & Asian Kitchen

It’s… pretty good?  The pizza itself is nothing special (it’s slightly better than Pizza Pizza, but it’s definitely along the lines of chain pizza in that vein), but the very generous amount of chicken on top is as delightful as you’d hope.

Martino Pizza & Asian Kitchen

The General Tao chicken is fresh, with a nice crunchy exterior and tender chicken within.  The sauce is very, very, very sweet, but of course, that’s what General Tao chicken is supposed to be.  The contrast between the salty pizza and the sweet, tangy chicken actually works quite well.

Would I get this again?  Probably not!  But it’s fun, and I’m glad that I tried it.

Shawarma/Calzone Fusion at Keko Shawarma

Keko Shawarma
Location
: 3128 Dundas Street West, Toronto
Website: https://kekoshawarmaon.com/

As soon as I found out that Keko Shawarma sells a shawarma calzone, I was sold.  I had zero follow-up questions.  Shawarma calzone?  Yes please.

It’s actually pretty basic.  It’s filled with beef or chicken shawarma, a whole bunch of gooey cheese, and… that’s it.  It comes with a salad on the side, along with a couple of little cups of hot sauce and garlic sauce.

Keko Shawarma

I went with the chicken shawarma, which is definitely above average.  It’s a tiny bit on the dry side, but it’s got a bunch of the crispy bits you’re looking for and is nicely spiced.  It’s quite tasty.

Keko Shawarma

The calzone was made to order and was hot and fresh, with a generous amount of chicken shawarma and melty cheese, and a thin crust that was mostly just a vehicle for the chicken and cheese.

The hot sauce could have been hotter (it was barely spicy at all), but the creamy garlic sauce was seriously tasty and quite addictive.

Keko Shawarma

I’m glad I tried it, but I think I’d get the normal shawarma wrap if I found myself back here.  Shawarma + calzone is a fun combo, but I think there’s a reason it’s not really a thing.  The calzone wasn’t really better than the bread you’d normally get in a shawarma wrap, and the abundant cheese — while tasty — makes this taste more like a novelty than something you’d want to eat on the regular.

Tasty Roman Pizza at Ciao Roma

Ciao Roma
Location
: 28 Roytec Road, Woodbridge
Website: https://crpizza.ca/

Ciao Roma is a delightful take-out joint (though they have a couple of tables) that specializes in Roman-style pizza (which features a thick crust cooked in a square pan, also known as pizza al taglio).

Ciao Roma

I tried a couple of slices: margherita, and another one featuring salami, mushrooms, olives, and peppers.

Ciao Roma

Both were quite tasty.  In particular, the crust is great, with a delicate crispiness on the bottom and a good balance of chewiness and fluffiness within.

Ciao Roma

As for the slices themselves, the margherita was tasty for all the usual reasons that margherita is tasty, and the other one was salty, meaty, and satisfying.  This place has been around for several years (I originally discovered it thanks to an episode of You’ve Gotta Eat Here from 2014), and I can definitely see why.

McPizza Bites at McDonald’s (The International Menu Heist)

McPizza Bites at McDonald's
Location
: Pierre Elliott Trudeau International Airport, Montreal
Website: https://www.mcdonalds.com/ca/en-ca.html

McDonald’s is currently running a promotion called “The International Menu Heist,” and I feel like it was pretty much made for me personally?  Aside from the fact that I get oddly excited whenever McDonald’s does stuff like this, I also make it a point to visit a McDonald’s and try at least one or two of the unusual local items when I’m travelling.

(For those who are unaware, McDonald’s always has a few menu items in each country that are supposedly tuned to the local palate.)

McPizza Bites at McDonald's

Perhaps the oddest item in this particular promo: the McPizza Bites, an import from Italy. Here’s how McDonald’s describes these things: “The taste of Italy is here with McPizza Bites, the antipasto you’ve been waiting for.  Made with melt-in-your-mouth mozzarella cheese and rich tomato sauce, all wrapped in a delicious, toasted pizza dough – good enough to make you say bravissimo!  It’s time for a pizza party, and you’re all invited.”

I should note that if a pizza exists that’s good enough to make me say “bravissimo!” it certainly isn’t at McDonald’s.

The last time I had a pizza-pocket-esque concoction at McDonald’s, it was the horrifically bad Veg Pizza McPuff in India, so my expectations: not high!

McPizza Bites at McDonald's

This was totally fine, however.  I don’t think it’s particularly different from something you can get at the freezer section of the supermarket, but for what it is, it’s tasty enough.  It’s probably like 90 percent sauce and 10 percent cheese, but the sauce is pleasant and the cheese has some nice gooiness.

The crust has some extremely mild crunchiness, but is mostly just there as a vehicle for the sauce and cheese.  Like everything else about this, it’s perfectly acceptable.

McPizza Bites at McDonald's

The menu suggests that this and the Garlic Mayo-Style Sauce from the UK are “great together,” and yeah, the menu is not wrong.  It’s a very good dip; it’s creamy, it’s got a nice zestiness, and it’s garlicky without being overwhelming.  It completely overpowers the flavour of the McPizza Bites, but it’s tasty enough that I’m not complaining.

Stellar Pizza at Cowabunga+ in Hamilton

Cowabunga+
Location: 30 Vine Street, Hamilton
Website: https://www.cowabungapizzeria.ca/

Apparently, Cowabunga+ serves the best slice of cheese pizza in the world.  Well, okay, I’m listening.

Cowabunga+

When I found myself in Hamilton recently, a stop was a must.

Cowabunga+

They have a few different pizzas available by the slice, but obviously, I had to go with the award winning, best-in-the-world cheese.

Cowabunga+

The cheese pizza, per their menu: “marinara, mozzarella blend, fior di latte, oregano.”

Cowabunga+

It’s a very tasty slice of pizza.  Is it the best in the world?  No, but I’d be shocked if it weren’t the best in Hamilton, and it’s up there with the better slices in the GTA.

Cowabunga+

The crust has a bit more heft than the norm, with a good level of exterior crispiness, a satisfying dense chewiness, and a very pronounced sourdough flavour that’s actually quite delightful.

Cowabunga+

It’s very, very cheesy, but that substantial crust mostly holds up to it (though it was buckling and tearing a bit under the weight of the deluge of cheese).  It might have been too much cheese on a different slice of pizza, but here, there was a good balance between the crust and cheese.