Delicious Hakka Cuisine at Chilli Chicken House

Chilli Chicken House
Location
: 4040 Creditview Road, Mississauga
Website: https://chillichickenhouse.com/

I’ve heard people call Chilli Chicken House the best Hakka restaurant in Mississauga; I certainly haven’t tried every Hakka joint in the city, but after eating here, the claim seems extremely plausible.  It’s great.

Chilli Chicken House

I tried a couple of things.  First up is the chilli chicken, because if you go to a restaurant called Chilli Chicken House and you don’t order the chilli chicken, what are you even doing with your life?

Chilli Chicken House

You can get this either dry or with gravy; I went with the gravy option, which features chunks of tender fried chicken tossed in a really tasty sauce that’s a bit sweet, very savoury, and has a nice kick (particularly in the mouthfuls with the green chilis, which are delightful spice bombs).

If you want to kick things up even further, there’s a jar of tangy chili sauce on the table, along with a jar of vinegar with a whole bunch of fiery chilis floating on top.  Both are very tasty.

Chilli Chicken House

I also tried the Hakka chow mein, which is a stellar noodle dish with a generous amount of shrimp and chicken, just the right amount of greasiness, and a really satisfying smoky flavour from the blazing hot wok.

Great Buns at Mom’s Pan Fried Bun

Mom's Pan Fried Bun
Location
: 780 Burnhamthorpe Road West, Mississauga
Website: https://momspanfriedbun.com/

Mom’s Pan Fried Bun is a popular place.  The first time I tried to visit, it was packed, with a mob of people waiting for a table.  I showed up a few weeks later — earlier this time, at around 10:30am on a Saturday.  I got a table right away, but by the time I left, it was packed, with a mob of people waiting for a table.

Mom's Pan Fried Bun

I tried a couple of things, and yeah — I get it.  It’s quite good.

Mom's Pan Fried Bun

Of course, you’ve gotta try the pan-fried buns.  They have a couple of varieties on the menu: braised pork, and fresh pork.  I went with the braised pork, which was really, really tasty.  The pork is flavourful, the filling has a good amount of moisture without being overly soupy, and the bun itself is perfectly fluffy and fresh.

Mom's Pan Fried Bun

That’s not to mention the delightfully crispy bottom, which adds some great texture and contrasts nicely with the soft pastry and the tender filling.

Mom's Pan Fried Bun

I also tried the braised pork, a delightful Taiwanese dish in which ultra-tender chopped pork is served in a savoury sauce on top of rice.  This was fatty, tender, saucy, and delicious, with the zingy pickled mustard greens on the side doing a great job of cutting through the dish’s richness.

Matty Melt Sandwich from KFC x Matty Matheson

Matty Melt Sandwich from KFC x Matty Matheson
Location
: 1610 The Queensway, Etobicoke
Website: https://www.kfc.ca/

KFC is making a pretty big deal out of their collaboration with celebrity chef Matty Matheson.  At the location I went to, there was signage all over the restaurant, and even the bag was emblazoned with Matheson’s name.  It’s in the news.  People are excited!

And sure, it is kinda exciting.  An ostensibly talented chef teaming up with a fast food joint?  Yeah, I’m all over that.

Matty Melt Sandwich from KFC x Matty Matheson

There are three new items in this promotion: the Matty Melt Sandwich, the Matty Melt Slider, and the Matty Mega Melt Poutine.  Hilariously, that poutine weighs in at a whopping 2390 calories (??), which seems like it’s probably too many calories?  I briefly considered ordering this just for the novelty of it, but I just don’t think I’ve reached the level of self-loathing required to want to consume a 2400 calorie poutine from KFC.  Sorry.

So I went with the Matty Melt Sandwich: “The Matty Melt Chicken Sandwich features our signature triple-breaded chicken fillet layered with cheese sauce, sweet caramelized onions, and creamy mayo, all stacked on a potato bun.”

Matty Melt Sandwich from KFC x Matty Matheson

I did not enjoy this sandwich.  It’s that “cheese sauce,” which has zero cheese-like properties and is mostly just one-note salty in an oddly unpleasant way.  If you served this to me blind, I never in a million years would have guessed that it was supposed to be a cheese sauce.

KFC doesn’t mention this in their description, but the only flavour there (aside from the vaguely off-putting amorphous saltiness) is truffle oil.  I might be wrong, but there’s either truffle oil in there, or something that tasted a lot like truffle oil to me.  I’m not particularly crazy about truffle oil, so can’t say I enjoyed this.  Your milage may vary if you like the stuff more than I do.

Matty Melt Sandwich from KFC x Matty Matheson

The only other thing that differentiates this from a standard KFC sandwich are the caramelized onions.  Some sweetness actually would have been nice, considering how salty the sandwich is, but I can’t say the onions added much.

It probably didn’t help that the chicken itself had obviously been sitting out for quite a while, and was dried out and chewy around the edges.  This is partially my fault — the last time I visited this particular KFC location, I had a bad experience and someone commented that it was “the worst KFC in the GTA.”  But that was a few years ago, and I had hoped things had gotten better since then.  Clearly not!  Oh well.

Quick Bites: Outback Steakhouse, Blondies Pizza, Insieme

Bloomin' Onion at Outback Steakhouse
Bloomin’ Onion at Outback Steakhouse

Remember the Outback?  We had a bunch of them around the GTA, but then they abruptly closed down all their locations and, mostly, left Canada altogether.  But they’ve got a couple of locations in Niagara Falls, so sure, for nostalgia’s sake, why not?  I got the Bloomin’ Onion (of course) and a steak.  The steak was just okay (it was mostly pretty decent, but was something like 50% gristle), but the Bloomin’ Onion was actually pretty great.  This was always my favourite thing about the Outback, and yeah, it’s just as delicious as I remembered.  It was nicely seasoned and perfectly fried, with the individual petals having a great exterior crispiness and tender onion within.  And the zesty dipping sauce complements it perfectly.  You can find knockoff Bloomin’ Onions at various carnivals and ribfests, but the version at the Outback can’t be beat.

Cheese pizza from Blondies Pizza
Cheese pizza from Blondies Pizza

I’m not sure why it took me so long to check out Blondies Pizza — they’ve been around for a few years now, and have expanded to an impressive 14 locations.  So clearly, they’re doing something right.  I tried the plain cheese pizza, and yeah, it’s not bad.  But while it’s definitely a step up from chain pizza like Dominos or Pizza Pizza or whatever, it’s not remotely on the level of any of the better pizza joints in the GTA.  Most pressingly, the slice I got was fresh out of the oven (it was still hot despite the fact that it was handed straight to me without being reheated), but had a crust that was just one-note soft and chewy, with zero exterior crispiness.

Margherita pizza from Insieme
Margherita pizza from Insieme

Speaking of pizza that’s not much better than okay…  Insieme.  They have a lunch special where you can get a pretty generous salad and a pizza for 18 bucks (or at least they did when I originally wrote this — I’m not seeing any mention of it on their website), so it’s definitely a good deal.  And the pizza was mostly pretty solid, with a great amount of char on the crust and a nice exterior crispiness.  It’s a bit gummy, however, and I’m not sure what kind of tomatoes they were using, but the sauce was overly acidic (it was downright sour).  Still, it certainly wasn’t outright bad, and they have chili oil available by request that really jazzes it up.

General Tao Pizza at Martino Pizza & Asian Kitchen

Martino Pizza & Asian Kitchen
Location
: 178 Dupont Street, Toronto
Website: https://martinokitchen.com/

General Tao pizza.  I’m going to say that again, just for emphasis.  General Tao Pizza.  If you can hear that combination of words and not immediately want to try that pizza, you and I are very different people.

Martino Pizza & Asian Kitchen

Martino Pizza & Asian Kitchen is the unlikely combo of pizza joint and Chinese restaurant, which makes them uniquely equipped to serve the aforementioned fusion concoction.

The pizza comes topped with green peppers, red peppers, onions (which I skipped on my half of the pizza), and — of course — General Tao chicken (more commonly spelled “General Tso’s chicken”).

Martino Pizza & Asian Kitchen

It’s… pretty good?  The pizza itself is nothing special (it’s slightly better than Pizza Pizza, but it’s definitely along the lines of chain pizza in that vein), but the very generous amount of chicken on top is as delightful as you’d hope.

Martino Pizza & Asian Kitchen

The General Tao chicken is fresh, with a nice crunchy exterior and tender chicken within.  The sauce is very, very, very sweet, but of course, that’s what General Tao chicken is supposed to be.  The contrast between the salty pizza and the sweet, tangy chicken actually works quite well.

Would I get this again?  Probably not!  But it’s fun, and I’m glad that I tried it.