Tasty Pizza at The Fourth Man in the Fire

The Fourth Man in the Fire
Location
: 832 Dundas Street West, Toronto
Website: https://thefourthmaninthefirepizzeria.com/

The Fourth Man in the Fire was started by Shant Mardirosian of Burger’s Priest fame, and while it probably isn’t quite as great as the Burger’s Priest was when it first opened, they still serve some tasty pizza.

The Fourth Man in the Fire

I tried the Meatball and Peppers Pizza: “Tomato Sauce, Whole Milk Mozzarella Blend, Fresh Mozzarella, Homemade Meatball, Fresh Peppers.”

The Fourth Man in the Fire

The pizza they serve here is similar in style to places like North of Brooklyn and Badiali, though with a lighter, airier crust.  The crust is slightly lacking in substance, but it’s got a nice char and a light crispiness that’s quite delightful.

The Fourth Man in the Fire

As for the toppings, it’s kind of like a meatball sandwich in pizza form, and all of the components are quite good.  I wish the peppers had been cooked a bit more; I think they put them on the pizza uncooked, so they’re still quite crisp.  This kills the meatball sub vibe a bit, as I don’t think I’ve ever had a sandwich like that with raw peppers.  Still, it mostly works.

Satisfying French Tacos at Brick ‘N’ Cheese

Brick 'N' Cheese
Location
: 678 College Street, Toronto
Website: https://brickncheese.com/

Brick ‘N’ Cheese specializes in French tacos, which is basically a French burrito that’s crammed with meat and pressed flat in a panini press.

Brick 'N' Cheese

There used to be a great restaurant in the city called Mister Frenchy that served these things; alas, that place shut down.  So if you’re looking for a French taco in the GTA, I think Brick ‘N’ Cheese might be the only game in town.

Brick 'N' Cheese

The menu at Brick ‘N’ Cheese is pretty customizable; you can either make your own creation by picking from an assortment of meats and sauces, or you get get one of six of what they call “premade bricks.”  I went with the original premade brick: “extra lean ground beef & chicken, ketchup, cheddar, and pickles” (the menu doesn’t mention it, but there are fries in there as well).

Brick 'N' Cheese

Nothing about it particularly blew my mind, but it’s a satisfying wrap.  It’s meaty, cheesy, and rich.  I couldn’t help but compare it to the French taco I had at Mister Frenchy, which was greatly enhanced by a delicious, zippy sauce that helped to cut through the richness of the wrap.  I wish they had something like that here (and the fries tasted like stale fries that had been dunked in oil prior to assembling the wrap, which meant that they were roughly a trillion times hotter than the other fillings), but this was otherwise a solid wrap.

Creamy Parmesan & Bacon Quarter Pounder at McDonald’s

Creamy Parmesan & Bacon Quarter Pounder at McDonald's
Location
1001 Islington Avenue, Etobicoke 
Websitehttps://www.mcdonalds.com/ca/en-ca.html

Why aren’t these limited-time-only burgers at McDonald’s ever a Big Mac?  Why are they always Quarter Pounders?  A Big Mac with some kind of different sauce in it?  I’d try it!

Alas, here’s another Quarter Pounder, though I quite enjoyed this one, so I guess I shouldn’t complain.

Creamy Parmesan & Bacon Quarter Pounder at McDonald's

The Creamy Parmesan & Bacon Quarter Pounder: “A quarter pound of 100% Canadian beef topped with a creamy parmesan and black pepper sauce, hickory-smoked bacon, crispy onions, pickles, ketchup, mustard and 2 slices of processed cheddar cheese served on a toasted sesame seed bun.”

I’ll admit that I got quite lucky with this one; a burger that’s hot, fresh, and well-assembled at a fast food joint is far from a sure thing, but that’s what I ended up with.  A burger at McDonald’s can be juicy, apparently!  Who knew?

Creamy Parmesan & Bacon Quarter Pounder at McDonald's

The main thing that makes this stand out is the creamy parmesan and black pepper sauce, which is actually pretty tasty.  It’s quite ranch-esque, but it does have a bit of a parmesan flavour (pepper, on the other hand, I didn’t particularly notice).  Put this on a Big Mac, please.

Otherwise, crispy onions and bacon are always welcome on a burger, and everything else is standard Quarter Pounder stuff.  It’s a solid fast food hamburger.

Tasty Eats at Wellington Market in The Well

Wellington Market at The Well
Location
: 486 Front Street West, Toronto
Website: https://thewelltoronto.com/eat/wellington-market/

When I was invited to a press event at Wellington Market, the new upscale food court in The Well, my first thought was: do I really feel like braving downtown traffic on a random weeknight, only to arrive at a place where I’ll probably have to talk to people?

I’m lazy and antisocial, you see.  But also: free food.

Wellington Market at The Well

Yeah, the prospect of free food got me.  The only thing better than food?  Food that I don’t have to pay for.

And oh boy, was there a lot of food that I didn’t have to pay for at this event.  If you’re unaware of Wellington Market’s whole deal, it’s basically a food court, but filled exclusively with stuff that’s a bit more interesting than standard food court fare.  And on this particular night, every restaurant was just handing out free food like candy on Halloween.  It was a free food bonanza; I tried a bunch of stuff.

Wellington Market at The Well

I think the thing I was most excited about was Japadog, the legendary Vancouver chain (sampled by no less than Anthony Bourdain) that specializes in Japanese-influenced hot dogs.

Wellington Market at The Well

I tried the chili dog, and while I didn’t notice anything particularly Japanese about the flavour, it was a top-notch dog, with a good amount of tasty chili and a satisfyingly smoky wiener (that’s what she said?).  It was one of the better things I ate.

Wellington Market at The Well

There was also Blue Claw, which specializes in lobster rolls.  The lobster roll here was probably my least favourite thing that I ate that night, but hey, they can’t all be winners.

Wellington Market at The Well

(Also, the lights here did something very weird to my phone’s camera, which I’ve never seen before.)

Wellington Market at The Well

Rosie’s Burgers has a few locations throughout the GTA.  They were handing out chicken sandwiches, and yeah, it was a great sandwich.  Satisfying combo of crunchiness/juiciness, and a nice zippy sauce to cut through the richness.

Wellington Market at The Well

There’s also some dessert shops here, including Shake Therapy, which specializes in milkshakes and falooda, a sweet, milky Indian dessert with ice cream.

Wellington Market at The Well

I tried the rose falooda and thought it was quite tasty, though the texture was odd (it was basically like drinking a sweet glass of milk with a scoop of ice cream in it).  Still, I enjoyed it and would get it again.

Wellington Market at The Well

Back to savoury, there was Doraji, which specializes in Korean bibimbap.

Wellington Market at The Well

They were handing out samples of the bulgogi beef bibimbap, which you can top with a number of sauces (I went with the old classic, gochujang).  This was comparable to the better bowls of bibimbap I’ve had in the GTA; I quite liked it.

Wellington Market at The Well

There was also La Cubana, a Cuban restaurant with a couple of locations in the city.

Wellington Market at The Well

They were serving a sampling plate with the classic Cubano, yucca fries, plantain, and a little doughnut hole.  Everything here was tasty, though the doughnut was the highlight, weirdly.  It had a great lightly crispy/chewy texture, and just the right amount of cinnamon and sugar.

Wellington Market at The Well

Then there was Samosarie, which, as you’d assume from the name, specializes in samosas.

Wellington Market at The Well

They have a whole bunch of funky flavours on offer; I was told the tandoori chicken was the most popular, so I went with that.

Wellington Market at The Well

I enjoyed it (it really nails the tandoori chicken flavour), though it doesn’t have the crispy fried exterior that you’re expecting.  I think it’s baked rather than fried, and it reminded me more of a Jamaican patty than a traditional samosa.  It’s not bad; it’s just different.

Wellington Market at The Well

I was getting quite full by this point, but there was still room for a bit more.

Wellington Market at The Well

This place is called Sam’s Juices.  I guess they mostly specialize in drinks, but they do have a “hot & honey” chicken sandwich on the menu.

Wellington Market at The Well

There was nothing about this that got my heart rate up in any particular way, but I enjoyed it (and it’s quite possible that I would have enjoyed it more if I weren’t extremely full).

Wellington Market at The Well

I was pretty much ready to tap out, though I did see a place called A La Table handing out what appeared to be fruit cups, which I figured I could handle.

Wellington Market at The Well

This turned out to have a bunch of cheese and crackers in there, along with the fruit.  I’m not sure who would order this or why, but hey, it exists if that’s your thing.

Wellington Market at The Well

And that was pretty much that.  There were a few more places I wish I could have tried (most pressingly: Ryu’s Noodle Bar, which serves some of the best ramen in the city), but alas, I only have so much stomach space.

(I was thinking about making a Schindler’s List “I could have eaten more” joke, but you know what?  I’m too classy for that.)

Chicken Cheeseburger at McDonald’s

Chicken Cheeseburger at McDonald's
Location
1001 Islington Avenue, Etobicoke 
Websitehttps://www.mcdonalds.com/ca/en-ca.html

I recently wrote about the Surf ‘N Turf Burger, which features a double cheeseburger and a Filet-o-Fish patty crammed into one thing.  It’s part of McDonald’s new Remix Menu, which is all about cramming things together to see what happens.

Chicken Cheeseburger at McDonald's

The Chicken Cheeseburger is basically a Junior Chicken and a cheeseburger crammed together.  McDonald’s describes it as “a combo of two classics featuring a crispy chicken patty made with Canadian-raised seasoned chicken and a juicy 100% Canadian beef patty, all topped with a slice of melty processed cheddar cheese, a tangy pickle, onions, ketchup and mustard on a toasty bun.”

Chicken Cheeseburger at McDonald's

Like the Surf ‘N Turf Burger, it’s fine.  It’s more of a fun novelty than something you’d likely want to go back for, but it’s okay.

The combo of fish and beef in the Surf ‘N Turf Burger was vaguely off-putting, so I guess this one is a bit better in that there’s nothing befuddling about it.  The slight crispiness and peppery flavour of the chicken patty complements the cheeseburger reasonably well.  But the beef and the chicken both want to be the star  — they can’t decide who should be a supporting player, so the whole thing feels a bit neither here nor there.