Double Cheesy Melt from McDonald’s

Double Cheesy Melt from McDonald's
Location
30 Courtneypark Drive East, Mississauga
Websitehttps://www.mcdonalds.com/ca/en-ca.html

I don’t think it’s possible to have too much cheese on a fast food cheeseburger.  Generally speaking, I want the beef to be the star of a hamburger, even a cheeseburger, but a fast food burger with fast-food-quality beef patties?  Sure, pile on the cheese.  The more the better.

Double Cheesy Melt from McDonald's

And McDonald’s definitely piles on the cheese with this one.  Here’s how they describe it: “Two juicy 100% Canadian beef patties with a delicious cheesy sauce,  two processed cheese slices, grilled onions, crispy onions and pickles on a warm toasted sesame seed split bun.”

I think the fact that they’re using smaller patties rather than the Quarter Pounder patties that you might expect really helps to tip the cheese-to-beef balance in favour of the cheese.  The cheese isn’t kidding around here, that’s for sure.

Double Cheesy Melt from McDonald's

I liked it.  The cheese sauce tastes exactly how you want it to taste: extremely processed, but in a satisfying way.  The grilled onions are a nice touch, and make the burger feel a bit more deluxe than your typical McDonald’s fare.  And the crispy onions, as always, are tasty and add some nice texture.

I will say that I wish there were more pickles in the burger, or some sauce other than the cheese.  The pickles do a great job of rounding things out by cutting through the richness of the cheese, but they’re not in every mouthful; the pickle-free bites feel like they’re missing something.

Quick Bites: Louf, Luca Pizza, Sidra BBQ & Grill

Hummus bil lahma from Louf
Hummus bil lahma from Louf

Louf is a Palestinian restaurant near Casa Loma (it’s probably the closest I’ve been to Casa Loma since I was a kid).  I went at brunch and tried a few things, though the only dish that really jumped out at me was the hummus bil lahma (“chickpeas, tahina, lemon, ghee, beef, spices, pine nuts”).  It’s a solid bowl of hummus, with a satisfyingly zippy, cumin-tinged flavour.  And the braised beef on top is perfectly tender.  It’s a great combo.

Cheese pizza from Luca Pizza
Cheese pizza from Luca Pizza

Luca Pizza frequently comes up in discussions of the best pizza in Mississauga, and I guess I kind of get it.  The place opened in 1975, and it looks like not much has changed in there in the intervening decades; it’s definitely got a bunch of old-school charm.  And the pizza kind of reminds me of what a place like Pizza Pizza would be serving, if Pizza Pizza weren’t terrible.  It’s cheap, cheesy, and filling.  I also liked that the crust had a nice exterior crispiness.  But I have to imagine that the people calling this the best pizza in the city are coming with a big dose of nostalgia — without that, it’s hard to fully overlook the canned-tasting sauce or the bland crust (it’s the kind of crust that makes you realize why dipping sauce with pizza became a thing).  Still, while I’m not going to rush back, it was pretty satisfying for what it was.

Lamb shawarma wrap from Sidra BBQ & Grill
Lamb shawarma wrap from Sidra BBQ & Grill

Mostly, I wanted to try Sidra — a shawarma joint in Oakville — thanks to the presence of lamb among their shawarma selections.  My understanding is that lamb shawarma is actually quite common in the Middle East, but it’s weirdly rare in the GTA (and if you do find it, it’ll likely be mixed with beef).  Sadly, I don’t think the lamb shawarma here was cooked on a vertical spit, which does kind of defeat the point (there were zero crispy bits), and the seasoning was probably a bit too aggressively applied.  Still, it was a bunch of tasty, relatively tender lamb in a wrap, so yeah, I enjoyed it.  Probably not worth going out of your way for, but if you’re in Oakville already, sure, why not?

Quick Bites: Outback Steakhouse, Blondies Pizza, Insieme

Bloomin' Onion at Outback Steakhouse
Bloomin’ Onion at Outback Steakhouse

Remember the Outback?  We had a bunch of them around the GTA, but then they abruptly closed down all their locations and, mostly, left Canada altogether.  But they’ve got a couple of locations in Niagara Falls, so sure, for nostalgia’s sake, why not?  I got the Bloomin’ Onion (of course) and a steak.  The steak was just okay (it was mostly pretty decent, but was something like 50% gristle), but the Bloomin’ Onion was actually pretty great.  This was always my favourite thing about the Outback, and yeah, it’s just as delicious as I remembered.  It was nicely seasoned and perfectly fried, with the individual petals having a great exterior crispiness and tender onion within.  And the zesty dipping sauce complements it perfectly.  You can find knockoff Bloomin’ Onions at various carnivals and ribfests, but the version at the Outback can’t be beat.

Cheese pizza from Blondies Pizza
Cheese pizza from Blondies Pizza

I’m not sure why it took me so long to check out Blondies Pizza — they’ve been around for a few years now, and have expanded to an impressive 14 locations.  So clearly, they’re doing something right.  I tried the plain cheese pizza, and yeah, it’s not bad.  But while it’s definitely a step up from chain pizza like Dominos or Pizza Pizza or whatever, it’s not remotely on the level of any of the better pizza joints in the GTA.  Most pressingly, the slice I got was fresh out of the oven (it was still hot despite the fact that it was handed straight to me without being reheated), but had a crust that was just one-note soft and chewy, with zero exterior crispiness.

Margherita pizza from Insieme
Margherita pizza from Insieme

Speaking of pizza that’s not much better than okay…  Insieme.  They have a lunch special where you can get a pretty generous salad and a pizza for 18 bucks (or at least they did when I originally wrote this — I’m not seeing any mention of it on their website), so it’s definitely a good deal.  And the pizza was mostly pretty solid, with a great amount of char on the crust and a nice exterior crispiness.  It’s a bit gummy, however, and I’m not sure what kind of tomatoes they were using, but the sauce was overly acidic (it was downright sour).  Still, it certainly wasn’t outright bad, and they have chili oil available by request that really jazzes it up.

Tasty Basque Cheesecake at Tea One Bakery and Cafe

Tea One Bakery and Cafe
Location
: 900 Rathburn Road West, Mississauga
Website: https://www.instagram.com/teaonebakery/

Though Tea One Bakery and Cafe has a whole bunch of tasty looking Chinese-style buns and pastries, they also have a whole display case filled with a variety of Basque cheesecake slices.  Clearly, that’s the thing to order.

Tea One Bakery and Cafe

Basque cheesecake, for the initiated, is a crustless cheesecake with a dark, caramelized top.

Tea One Bakery and Cafe

I got a slice of the original, and wow, it was good.  It had a perfect texture — nice and creamy, and just set enough.  It’s incredibly rich, but the relatively restrained sweetness and tart flavour does a great job of balancing things out.

Tea One Bakery and Cafe

I’m going to have to come back and try some of the other flavours, because it was legitimately one of the better slices of cheesecake that I’ve ever had.

Tasty Sandwiches at Philadelphia Kitchen

Philadelphia Kitchen
Location
: 281 Broadway, Orangeville
Website: https://philadelphiakitchen.ca/

I continue to be thoroughly puzzled about why Philly cheesesteaks are so difficult to find in the GTA.  There’s Illstyl3 Sammies, which is delicious, if not entirely authentic, and… that’s about it.

Philadelphia Kitchen

Well okay, there’s also a chain called Philthy Philly’s, but the less said about that place, the better.  And I’m sure there are a whole bunch of restaurants with a cheesesteak on the menu, but if you want a place that specializes in the stuff, it’s Illstyl3 Sammies or bust.

But hey, if you don’t mind driving to Orangeville (which is technically part of the GTA, though just barely), there’s also Philadelphia Kitchen.

Philadelphia Kitchen

They serve a classic Philly cheesesteak (just steak, onions, and cheese on a roll) that you can either get with mozzarella or Cheez Whiz.  I tried both.

Philadelphia Kitchen

It’s a tasty sandwich, though it’s probably a bit too heavy on the onion.  I think the ratio of onion to beef is something like 1:1.  Griddled onions are definitely a big part of a cheesesteak’s flavour, but the proportion here is so high that it overwhelms the beef.

On the other end of the spectrum, the ratio of beef to cheese is probably like 10:1.  Both sandwiches were very, very light on cheese, which is a shame.

Philadelphia Kitchen

I quite enjoyed both, however.  The proportions of beef, cheese, and onions makes this feel like something other than a classic cheesesteak, but whatever it is, it’s thoroughly tasty, with a whole bunch of perfectly-cooked beef that’s really satisfying.  It’s not what I was expecting, but also not lacking in deliciousness.  The search for a real-deal Philly cheesesteak in the GTA continues, however.