A $36 Bowl of Pho at The Lunch Lady

The Lunch Lady
Location
: 93 Ossington Avenue, Toronto
Website: https://thelunchlady.com/

The Lunch Lady is a Vietnamese restaurant that opened in Toronto with some built-in hype thanks to its Anthony-Bourdain-related backstory (it started as an anonymous street food stall in Vietnam that Bourdain visited and blew up, then it expanded to Vancouver, and most recently, Toronto).

And when I say hype, I mean hype.  I actually tried to visit last weekend for lunch and was flat-out turned away.  Reservations (for now, at least) are advised.

The Lunch Lady

The biggest bummer here is that the dish that Bourdain tried — a noodle soup called bun bo hue — isn’t on the menu.  The closest thing is the pho, which comes in two versions: standard (“brisket, short plate, rare beef shoulder, rice noodles, 24-hour beef broth”), which costs $22, and wagyu (“rare wagyu zabuton, beef cheek, ox tail, bone marrow, slow poached egg, rice noodles, 24-hour beef broth”), which costs a whopping $36.

The Lunch Lady

The menu notes that the wagyu version is the chef’s recommendation, so sure, why not — you can’t take it with you, I guess??  $36 is a somewhat upsetting amount to pay for a bowl of pho; was it worth it?

Kinda?  Nothing about the broth particularly stands out — it tastes quite similar to any other decent bowl of pho I’ve had in the GTA, with none of the extra oomph or beefy flavour you’d hope for, given the price tag.

The Lunch Lady

Everything else, however?  Fantastic.  In particular, the very generous portions of oxtail and beef cheek are both phenomenal; they’re tender and unctuous, with a nice balance of perfectly rendered fat and ultra-tender meat, and an intense beefy flavour that lets you know they’re using good quality stuff.

The Lunch Lady

Do I dare use the word unctuous twice in one post??  Yeah, I’m gonna do it.  The generous amount of bone marrow — which comes right on the bone — is silky and unctuous, and has a really nice roasty flavour.

The wagyu zabuton (which, apparently, is a cut from the shoulder of the cow — I learned something today) comes uncooked on the side; the waiter advised that it be dipped in the soup for about 10 seconds to cook it very lightly.  Like all the other beef here, it’s tender and flavourful.

The Lunch Lady

There’s also an ultra-silky slow-poached egg in the bowl; it basically just melts into the soup, adding some extra richness.  Everything else — the rice noodles and the sauces, veggies, and herbs on the side — are standard-issue pho stuff.

So, once again, was it worth $36?

I guess?  I doubt I’d order it again (what am I, Warren Buffet???), but I’m not mad I tried it.

Intense Jiro-Style Ramen at Ramen Tabetai

Ramen Tabetai
Location
: 154 Cumberland Street, Toronto
Website: https://ramen-tabetai.ca/

Ramen Tabetai is the brainchild of chef Masaki Saito, best known for Sushi Masaki Saito, which is noteworthy for having been awarded two Michelin stars (and it’s the only two star restaurant in Toronto, which makes it Michelin’s highest rated restaurant in the city).

I mean, you had me at ramen, but ramen from a Michelin-starred chef??  Yes please.

Ramen Tabetai

Tabetai serves a very specific type of ramen known as Jiro-style ramen, which they describe as “garlic heavy, pork fat loaded – no apologies.”  It features a very flavourful pork broth topped with thick ramen noodles, a fat slice of chashu (which was oddly lean, given this place’s whole M.O., but still tasty), chunks of unctuous back fat, a whole bunch of raw garlic, and a crunchy veggie mix (cabbage and bean sprouts, I believe).

I’ll admit that while I enjoy this style of ramen, it isn’t my favourite.  I think the best bowls of ramen have an amazing complexity, and Jiro-style ramen is kinda just a porky, fatty, garlicky, salty assault.

Ramen Tabetai

Don’t get me wrong — I love being assaulted by porkiness, fattiness, garlickiness, and saltiness.  Those are all great things!  But it’s a lot of in-your-face big flavours, not to mention the intense richness.  I probably don’t need to have it more than once every several months, if that.

(I also think that this style of ramen is probably an odd fit for a Michelin-starred chef, as it’s more about blowing out your tastebuds than the type of gastronomical finesse you typically associate with Michelin-caliber chefs.)

To be fair, the restaurant does allow you to adjust your level of back fat, garlic, and salt — I went with the default 100%, though the waitress did suggest that 50% might be advisable for first-timers.  So that might feel like less of an assault.  But hey, go big or go home, right?

Tasty Sandwiches at Tutto Panino

Tutto Panino
Location
: 100 Sorauren Avenue, Toronto
Website: https://www.tuttopanino.com/

In case you haven’t noticed, Toronto is in the grips of an Italian sandwich obsession.  It seems like every other new restaurant these days is serving up a variety of Italian cold cut sandwiches.

Enter: Tutto Panino.  They’ve got the usual assortment of cold salami and mortadella sandwiches, though their specialty — the Bolito (“beef brisket, salsa verde, chili oil”) — is a hot one.

Tutto Panino

It’s a solid sandwich.  It comes crammed with a healthy amount of ultra-tender braised beef brisket, and is topped with a zippy salsa verde.  You can get it mild or hot — I went with hot, and yeah, it’s got a decent kick.  It’s nothing too aggressive, but it’ll give you a bit of a tingle.

Tutto Panino

The lightly crispy bun does a good job of holding up to the meaty sandwich, though I wish it were either a bit crustier, or lightly toasted.  Everything here is quite soft, so some extra texture would be nice.

Similarly, the salsa verde is tasty, but I really think the sandwich needs some pickles or something a bit more acidic to cut through the richness of the beef.

Tutto Panino

Still, I didn’t love it, but am I mad that I ate this sandwich?  Absolutely not.  Would I eat it again?  I absolutely would.

Tasty Drinks at Yomie’s Rice X Yogurt

Yomie's Rice X Yogurt
Location
: 4188 Finch Avenue East, Scarborough
Website: None

I didn’t realize when I visited, but apparently Yomie’s is a chain with locations all over the world (I can’t find a listing of all their locations, but a quick Google search shows locations in the US, Australia, and Singapore).  They specialize in yogurt drinks, and yeah, I get why they’re successful.  It’s tasty.

Yomie's Rice X Yogurt

They have a fairly extensive menu, but the purple rice yogurt seems to be the specialty, so that’s what I went with.

Yomie's Rice X Yogurt

It’s a really simple drink: it’s just sweet yogurt with chewy purple rice.  I had a similar drink at Kome Yogurt downtown, and I think I liked this one even better.  It had a satisfying proportion of yogurt to rice, and the level of sweetness was slightly more restrained.  It’s quite good.

Crispy Pork Belly Sandwich from BEAR Steak Sandwiches

Crispy Pork Belly Sandwich from BEAR Steak Sandwiches
Location
550A College Street, Toronto
Websitehttps://bearsteak.ca/

The Great BEAR sandwich is a collaboration between BEAR Steak Sandwiches and Great Fountain Fast Food, and it’s only being served this weekend (June 7 and 8).

That’s just not enough time for a sandwich this great.  I think it’s safe to say that this is the most upsetting thing happening in the world right now.  No, I’m not going to look at the news.  You look at the news.  I want to eat this sandwich for the rest of my life.

Crispy Pork Belly Sandwich from BEAR Steak Sandwiches

The Great BEAR sandwich, as per Instagram: “crispy pork belly, black vinegar sauce, black pepper aioli, pickled onions, scallions, black sesame bun.”

Yes.  Yes to all of that.  For whatever reason, the notion of putting Chinese roast pork in a sandwich had never even occurred to me, but yeah, of course.  Of course that’s good.

The pork is fatty and perfectly cooked, and while my first few bites were a bit lacking in crispy skin, the back half of of the sandwich was loaded with the stuff.

Crispy Pork Belly Sandwich from BEAR Steak Sandwiches

The meat itself is so tender and and flavourful that you could throw it on a bun and call it a day, but the other stuff here really amps up the flavour of the sandwich.  And the zippy pickled onions and black vinegar sauce do a great job of cutting through the richness of the unctuous pork; the sandwich is very finely tuned, and never feels too heavy.

The bun looks a bit big in the photos, but it’s pillowy and light, and lets the pork be the star of the show.

So no, sorry BEAR Steak Sandwiches.  This can’t just be a limited-time thing.  I won’t allow it.