Double Cheesy Melt from McDonald’s

Double Cheesy Melt from McDonald's
Location
30 Courtneypark Drive East, Mississauga
Websitehttps://www.mcdonalds.com/ca/en-ca.html

I don’t think it’s possible to have too much cheese on a fast food cheeseburger.  Generally speaking, I want the beef to be the star of a hamburger, even a cheeseburger, but a fast food burger with fast-food-quality beef patties?  Sure, pile on the cheese.  The more the better.

Double Cheesy Melt from McDonald's

And McDonald’s definitely piles on the cheese with this one.  Here’s how they describe it: “Two juicy 100% Canadian beef patties with a delicious cheesy sauce,  two processed cheese slices, grilled onions, crispy onions and pickles on a warm toasted sesame seed split bun.”

I think the fact that they’re using smaller patties rather than the Quarter Pounder patties that you might expect really helps to tip the cheese-to-beef balance in favour of the cheese.  The cheese isn’t kidding around here, that’s for sure.

Double Cheesy Melt from McDonald's

I liked it.  The cheese sauce tastes exactly how you want it to taste: extremely processed, but in a satisfying way.  The grilled onions are a nice touch, and make the burger feel a bit more deluxe than your typical McDonald’s fare.  And the crispy onions, as always, are tasty and add some nice texture.

I will say that I wish there were more pickles in the burger, or some sauce other than the cheese.  The pickles do a great job of rounding things out by cutting through the richness of the cheese, but they’re not in every mouthful; the pickle-free bites feel like they’re missing something.

Tasty Sandwiches at Philadelphia Kitchen

Philadelphia Kitchen
Location
: 281 Broadway, Orangeville
Website: https://philadelphiakitchen.ca/

I continue to be thoroughly puzzled about why Philly cheesesteaks are so difficult to find in the GTA.  There’s Illstyl3 Sammies, which is delicious, if not entirely authentic, and… that’s about it.

Philadelphia Kitchen

Well okay, there’s also a chain called Philthy Philly’s, but the less said about that place, the better.  And I’m sure there are a whole bunch of restaurants with a cheesesteak on the menu, but if you want a place that specializes in the stuff, it’s Illstyl3 Sammies or bust.

But hey, if you don’t mind driving to Orangeville (which is technically part of the GTA, though just barely), there’s also Philadelphia Kitchen.

Philadelphia Kitchen

They serve a classic Philly cheesesteak (just steak, onions, and cheese on a roll) that you can either get with mozzarella or Cheez Whiz.  I tried both.

Philadelphia Kitchen

It’s a tasty sandwich, though it’s probably a bit too heavy on the onion.  I think the ratio of onion to beef is something like 1:1.  Griddled onions are definitely a big part of a cheesesteak’s flavour, but the proportion here is so high that it overwhelms the beef.

On the other end of the spectrum, the ratio of beef to cheese is probably like 10:1.  Both sandwiches were very, very light on cheese, which is a shame.

Philadelphia Kitchen

I quite enjoyed both, however.  The proportions of beef, cheese, and onions makes this feel like something other than a classic cheesesteak, but whatever it is, it’s thoroughly tasty, with a whole bunch of perfectly-cooked beef that’s really satisfying.  It’s not what I was expecting, but also not lacking in deliciousness.  The search for a real-deal Philly cheesesteak in the GTA continues, however.

Crispy Pork Belly Sandwich from BEAR Steak Sandwiches

Crispy Pork Belly Sandwich from BEAR Steak Sandwiches
Location
550A College Street, Toronto
Websitehttps://bearsteak.ca/

The Great BEAR sandwich is a collaboration between BEAR Steak Sandwiches and Great Fountain Fast Food, and it’s only being served this weekend (June 7 and 8).

That’s just not enough time for a sandwich this great.  I think it’s safe to say that this is the most upsetting thing happening in the world right now.  No, I’m not going to look at the news.  You look at the news.  I want to eat this sandwich for the rest of my life.

Crispy Pork Belly Sandwich from BEAR Steak Sandwiches

The Great BEAR sandwich, as per Instagram: “crispy pork belly, black vinegar sauce, black pepper aioli, pickled onions, scallions, black sesame bun.”

Yes.  Yes to all of that.  For whatever reason, the notion of putting Chinese roast pork in a sandwich had never even occurred to me, but yeah, of course.  Of course that’s good.

The pork is fatty and perfectly cooked, and while my first few bites were a bit lacking in crispy skin, the back half of of the sandwich was loaded with the stuff.

Crispy Pork Belly Sandwich from BEAR Steak Sandwiches

The meat itself is so tender and and flavourful that you could throw it on a bun and call it a day, but the other stuff here really amps up the flavour of the sandwich.  And the zippy pickled onions and black vinegar sauce do a great job of cutting through the richness of the unctuous pork; the sandwich is very finely tuned, and never feels too heavy.

The bun looks a bit big in the photos, but it’s pillowy and light, and lets the pork be the star of the show.

So no, sorry BEAR Steak Sandwiches.  This can’t just be a limited-time thing.  I won’t allow it.

Delicious Sandwiches at San Wich

San Wich
Location
: 616 Gladstone Avenue, Toronto
Website: https://www.instagram.com/sanwichto/

Gus Tacos has several locations throughout the city and is reliably tasty, so when I found out they had opened a sandwich shop called San Wich, I was all over it.

Right now it’s take-out only, though they do seem to have space for a decently-sized patio next to the restaurant, so once the weather improves, I’m guessing that’ll be a thing.

San Wich

I tried a couple of the sandwiches: the beef barbacoa (“Mayo, harvati cheese, beef barbacoa, caramelized and raw onion in a bun”) and the cubana (“Mustard, mayo, pickles, braised pork, ham, harvati and gouda cheese in a bun”).

San Wich

I really liked them both.  The beef barbacoa was absolutely crammed with tasty beef, which was nicely tender without ever feeling mushy.  And, of course, beef and caramelized onions are best friends.  I skipped the raw onions, and while I don’t regret that choice (raw onions are gross; I’m right and the rest of the world is wrong), I think their crunchiness probably would have enhanced things (too bad they’re so gross — again, you are wrong about this, don’t argue with me about it, just accept it).

San Wich

As for the bread, the fresh, fluffy roll works perfectly.  My only knock against the sandwich is that some kind of acidity — a zippy sauce or some kind of pickle — would have been nice to cut the richness, but otherwise this was top-notch.

San Wich

I think the cubana was even better.  Like the barbacoa, the quality of the various meats was stellar, and unlike the barbacoa, this one was nicely rounded out by the mustard and the pickles, which do a great job of making the sandwich feel less one-note heavy.

San Wich

I will say, however, that this might have been the greasiest sandwich I’ve ever eaten?  The bun was slippery and was dripping the entire time I was eating it.  It was like the whole thing had been dipped in a vat of oil.  So it might give you a heart attack, but you’ll have a smile on your face when it happens.

I also tried a slice of the tres leches cake; I didn’t photograph this, and honestly, the less said about it, the better.  Still hungry after the meal?  Get another sandwich!

Big Arch at McDonald’s

Big Arch at McDonald's
Location
1001 Islington Avenue, Etobicoke 
Websitehttps://www.mcdonalds.com/ca/en-ca.html

The Big Arch is kind of a big deal for McDonald’s.  They’re making a pretty big deal about it, at least, and apparently it’s going to be rolling out internationally soon, though right now it’s limited to a few countries.

The idea was to make a bigger, “more satiating” burger, and they’ve certainly succeeded on the size front.  It’s a big boy, that’s for sure.  Just looking at it, it’s substantially heftier than your typical McDonald’s fare.

Big Arch at McDonald's

(For comparison’s sake, the Big Arch is 1065 calories, the Big Mac is 570, and the Quarter Pounder with Cheese is 530.)

The Big Arch, per the McDonald’s website: “Two quarter pound 100% Canadian beef patties, layered with three slices of white processed cheese, and topped with crispy onions, slivered onions, pickles, lettuce and delicious Big Arch sauce, served on a toasted sesame and poppy seed bun.”

Big Arch at McDonald's

I should note that I got lucky.  My burger was well assembled, and the patties were fresh and a little bit juicy (a juicy burger?  At McDonald’s??).  As always at a fast food joint, your mileage may vary.  But I really enjoyed this thing.

The element that stands out the most is the Big Arch sauce.  It’s similar to Big Mac sauce, but like five or six times zestier.  It’s got an almost citrusy brightness to it that actually does a pretty great job of cutting through the richness of the patties and the cheese.  It’s quite tasty, which is a good thing because this is a saucy burger; they put two napkins in my bag and that was just barely enough.

Big Arch at McDonald's

Everything else works quite well.  I’m normally not a fan of raw onions, but here there’s so much stuff going on that you can barely taste them.  They mostly just add crunch (and the crunchiness from the fresh onions and crispiness from the fried ones are a nice combo).

I liked this way more than I thought I would.  It McDonald’s-y in all the best ways.  I guess the idea is that this will become a permanent part of the menu, and I hope that’s the case.  It feels like it could happily live alongside McDonald’s classics like the Big Mac and the Quarter Pounder.