Creamy Chipotle Fish McWrap at McDonald’s

Creamy Chipotle Fish McWrap at McDonald's
Location
1001 Islington Avenue, Etobicoke 
Websitehttps://www.mcdonalds.com/ca/en-ca.html

I’ve mentioned before that McWraps are easily the most boring thing on the McDonald’s menu.  So there’s a new McWrap.  It’s got chipotle in it.  Who cares?

But wait!  This one is available with either grilled chicken, crispy chicken, or… fish?  In a McWrap??  Well, that’s exciting (small print: it takes very little to get me excited.  This is not actually exciting).

Creamy Chipotle Fish McWrap at McDonald's

Here’s how McDonald’s describes this: “Made with crispy, flaky fish topped with creamy chipotle sauce, crispy tri-colour tortilla strips, shredded lettuce, sliced tomato and cucumbers. All wrapped in a soft white flour tortilla.”

This is definitely not the McWrap to change my mind about McWraps.  It’s very McWrap-y, which is to say it’s a bit dry and boring; it tastes like a perfunctory stab at “healthiness” from a chain that has no business being even remotely health-adjacent.

Creamy Chipotle Fish McWrap at McDonald's

The fish is interesting, but I guess there’s a reason why these types of wraps have chicken in them 99 percent of the time; it doesn’t quite work.  It’s not unpleasant, but it’s odd.  I missed the chicken (it didn’t help that the Filet-O-Fish patty had clearly been sitting out for some time; it was a bit dry).

Everything else is fine, with the veggies all being what you’d expect, and with the tortilla strips doing a decent job of adding some crunch.

The creamy chipotle sauce is the highlight.  It’s creamy, zesty, a little bit smoky, and actually has a mild spicy kick.  The wrap needed way more of it.  Give me a little tub of it so I can use it as a dip for fries.  It’s a really tasty sauce.

Creamy Avocado Ranch McWrap from McDonald’s

Creamy Avocado Ranch McWrap from McDonald's
Location
1001 Islington Avenue, Etobicoke 
Websitehttps://www.mcdonalds.com/ca/en-ca.html

I’m not really a fan of any of the McWraps, which are generally kind of dry and bland.  I think they’re McDonald’s half-hearted attempt to put something “healthy” on the menu, but you know what?  McDonald’s shouldn’t be healthy.  It should be junk.  It should clog your arteries and make you feel bad about yourself.  That’s its purpose.

Still, there is a new McWrap, so, sure, I’ll give it a shot.

Creamy Avocado Ranch McWrap from McDonald's

Here’s how McDonald’s describes the Creamy Avocado Ranch McWrap: “Made with 100% Canadian-raised seasoned chicken topped with creamy avocado ranch sauce, crispy jalapenos, shredded lettuce, sliced tomato and cucumbers. All wrapped up in a soft white flour tortilla.”

Creamy Avocado Ranch McWrap from McDonald's

Like the rest of the McWraps, you can get it with either crispy or grilled chicken; I went crispy.  It’s fine.  It’s probably one of the better ones, because the avocado ranch sauce is zippy and tasty, and there’s quite a bit of it.  Would I have known the sauce had avocado in it if you hadn’t told me (and if it weren’t tinted green)?  Absolutely not.  It basically just tastes like a zestier ranch, but it’s solid for what it is.

Otherwise, the veggies are all fresh, the chicken is what it is, and the crispy jalapenos add some texture (but zero spice, sadly).  I’m not mad I ate it, even if it’s not really what I want from McDonald’s.